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Dame Sarah Storey teaches safe passing; Cyclist’s viral reply to Elon Musk claiming traffic cannot be defeated; Perfect pro racing photos; Two wheels good: Snake Pass still cyclists’ paradise; Group riding (+Poll); Weekend action + more on the live blog
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Cyclist's viral response to Elon Musk claiming "even the most powerful humans in the world cannot defeat traffic"
“Defeating traffic is the ultimate boss battle. Even the most powerful humans in the world cannot defeat traffic,” Elon Musk dramatically told his 76.8 million Twitter followers yesterday evening…
Traffic has been one of the Tesla CEO’s obsessions for a while…prompting his ingenious brainwave of ‘Teslas in Tunnels’, which would (apparently) “solve the problem of soul-destroying traffic” by shoving all his electric vehicles into an underground tunnel network. More roads, presumably more cars…less traffic?
Anyway, Lava Sunder suggested a solution to Musk’s traffic tribulations. Something a fair bit cheaper than digging out thousands of miles of tunnels too…something accessible to the vast majority of people currently sat in a traffic jam, something cheap, easy to maintain, and most importantly…which doesn’t cause traffic jams.
Surely no such thing exists, right?
Grateful and humbled to announce that I am one of the most powerful humans in the world https://t.co/z6eVcg5JIX pic.twitter.com/Upw9ag1CrM
— Lava Sunder (@LavanyaSunder) March 6, 2022
Congratulations to Lava on the new ‘one of the most powerful humans in the world’ status.
Cue the memes…
— David Thompson (@thompsondtt) March 6, 2022
— Schrödinger’s Mountain Lion (@schroedinger_) March 7, 2022
So, Elon, what do you reckon? Found your solution?
Abandoned car and biked across London. Super fun! Next time minus the tweed jacket. pic.twitter.com/N93Vg4yy
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 27, 2012
Tesla's next big announcement?
Please invent this! You could call it the Model 2 pic.twitter.com/Ul5Rz21cVq
— Sam Wilkin (@MrSamWilkin) March 6, 2022
Innovative.
Weekend round up: Pogačar's procession; NMotD (with a happy ending); Serial bike thief jailed for 52 weeks; Winter nutrition; Bike at bedtime


First it was crash drama, then Pogačar’s power at Strade Bianche on Saturday. Better than the men’s race was the finish to the women’s edition, with Lotte Kopecky and Annemiek van Vleuten slugging it out up the final climb in Siena, before the Belgian narrowly got the win.
Elsewhere on the sit this weekend, we brought you the news of a serial Bristol bike thief jailed for 52 weeks after admitting six thefts. The sentence was handed down to Ryan Hack in same week that Avon & Somerset Police is named top force for fighting bike theft.
On the Near Miss of the Day front we’re up to number 728 now…although this one at least had a happy ending.
> Near Miss of the Day 728: “A bit of a happy ending on this one with a positive outcome”
It’s still a bit nippy out there. My numb fingers could attest to that fact out on the bike yesterday…and with winter not over just yet, here’s our winter training nutrition guide…
And finally, our bike at bedtime last night was Trek’s Emonda ALR 5 with an advanced alloy frame that ‘looks and performs like carbon’, so if you’re just off the nightshift, have a read before your head hits the pillow…
A weekend of incredible cycling photos
A photo for cycling history. Unforgettable day. #ParisNice pic.twitter.com/nGrHcbJXdK
— Mihai Simion (@faustocoppi60) March 6, 2022
How good was Jumbo-Visma’s three-up TTT at Paris-Nice yesterday? There’s word of potential crosswind chaos on stage two, so maybe we’ll see a repeat performance later today?
Over in Tuscany the most photogenic race of the year didn’t disappoint. Once again providing us with an album of iconic Strade snaps…
Early candidate for sports photo of the year. The beauty of cycling. https://t.co/cdXkYlaMNA pic.twitter.com/08ZGH3NFSo
— Brian Nygaard (@nygaardbn) March 5, 2022
Just like his attacks, Julian Alaphilippe’s crashes are also the most photogenic. Tremendous shot by Tim de Waele. #StradeBianche pic.twitter.com/XsibZ1ydBD
— Mihai Simion (@faustocoppi60) March 5, 2022
There’s so much beauty in this picture. There’s so much beauty in this sport.
Thank you, Pogi.@TamauPogi #Colnago @StradeBianche
/credits @bettiniphoto pic.twitter.com/XJiPXeDsXI
— Colnago (@Colnagoworld) March 5, 2022
Two wheels good: Snake Pass still cyclists' paradise
It’s worth the hype! Snake Pass being closed to cars is the greatest gift to cycling since the rear derailleur. Get up it and let’s petition to make it happen more regularly 🥰
📷 by Stef coz he’s the vantage point champ! pic.twitter.com/5ZHZ7hM5Om
— Grace (@thisisgrace) March 6, 2022
Despite the rumours last week that Snake Pass would no longer be open to cyclists as road closures due to landslides continue, it seems more than a few on two wheels got to enjoy the Peak District climb over the weekend.
One rider said, “as far as I’m aware it’s only open to bikes on the weekend”…
Just watch out for that “big slice of road missing”…
Did it today; car free, no issues with access. One big slice of road missing but otherwise 👌 pic.twitter.com/nvncFfpMj5
— Dom Spalding (@DomSpalding) March 6, 2022
Bold and bright new jerseys from Stolen Goat - which do you rate?


Spring is just around the corner and Stolen Goat is the latest brand to have revealed its new spring/summer collection, with a new range of vibrant designs on jerseys across its Bodyline, Climbers and Epic lines.
From classic stripes and fresh spring colours, to graphic designs and gradient fades, Stolen Goat certainly remains the brand to go to if you want to stand out.
Stolen Goat’s Bodyline jerseys are the brand’s all-rounder for all day comfort. The new Lebowski design is very tropical and then there’s another bold look available, with paint drip effect on the bright Waffle jersey.


The Epic jerseys are all about delivering an aerodynamic race fit for speed and now come in an ultrabright pink and green Jelly design.
The lightweight Climbers jerseys are the most subtle with cool tone gradient fade designs with the Minty green and the Skint light blue options.
"Cycling is for everyone! (So long as you've a half dozen men to lift you over the barrier)":
Cycling is for everyone! (so long as you’ve a half dozen men to lift you over the barrier)#kissthegatesgoodbye pic.twitter.com/xowCZMf9ip
— Lauren Tuite (@lauren_tuite) March 6, 2022
11 reasons why group rides suck and it's better to get out on your own


To group ride or not to group ride? That is the question…
We’ve given you 11 reasons to stick on your own…but what do you reckon? From the comments we’ve been getting on Facebook, Twitter and the feature, it seems plenty of you are happy to go it alone…
happy days
and you get some peace and quiet— AndyC32 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 (@Andyc32) March 6, 2022
marmotte27 offered a 12th reason: “12) You don’t pay attention to your surroundings, the landscape, the route etc. When you’re in a group you chat and always have to look out for other riders, and so very often see nothing of what’s around, or at any rate far less than you might have on your own.”
POLL: To group ride or not to group ride?
See below for all our top reasons not to group ride…
Dame Sarah Storey tackles close passing with social media video highlighting how to drive safely around cyclists
Plenty of people tell me they’re worried they’ll overtake a person cycling wrong. I tell them not to be & to overtake with 1.5m at <30mph & much more when travelling faster. Some people need that in a visual format & I think this video from my ride today shows it done well 👍🏻 pic.twitter.com/0cUtVIUM48
— Dame Sarah Storey (@DameSarahStorey) March 6, 2022
Britain’s most successful Paralympian Dame Sarah Storey has been using her platform to highlight road safety issues, sharing a video of drivers passing her during a training ride to show how it’s done.
The mirror opposite of our Near Miss of the Day series, Storey’s video only includes the best, safest passes from motorists keeping at least a 1.5m gap while travelling at 30mph.
Apparently in reply to people who tell her they are concerned about not giving cyclists enough room, Storey said: “I tell them not to be & to overtake with 1.5m at <30mph & much more when travelling faster. Some people need that in a visual format & I think this video from my ride today shows it done well.”
Including by a driver who’s still got the L-plates on…
Back in September, Storey joined South Yorkshire Police on a close pass operation, with almost one in five drivers getting pulled over for some roadside advice.
Today’s video comes as it has been announced the 17-time Paralympic gold medallist is stepping down from the role of Active Travel Comissioner for South Yorkshire, having been appointed as the region’s first back in April 2019.
“It has been fantastic to lay strong foundations for the active travel network and I am looking forward to seeing the next phase being delivered soon,” Storey said.
Working alongside Mayor Dan Jarvis, the pair created the Active Travel Implementation Plan for South Yorkshire, which details how over 1000km of routes, 800 safe crossings and 230 sq. km. of low traffic neighbourhoods will help to transform the region by 2040.
Fabio Jakobsen wins crosswind-battered stage of Paris-Nice
Pretty comfortable for Jakobsen in the end#ParisNice pic.twitter.com/2BNYEmJrVe
— Mathew Mitchell (@MatMitchell30) March 7, 2022
Quick-Step Alpha Vinyl winning in crosswinds? Surely not…
There are few things more certain in life. Today’s beneficiary was Fabio Jakobsen, beating Wout van Aert in the reduced bunch sprint after the wind had split the race to pieces on the road to Orléans.
Yesterday’s winner Christophe Laporte was third but holds onto yellow for another stage, five seconds ahead of teammate Van Aert and 11 clear of teammate Primož Roglič.
The best cycling! 😍 #ParisNice pic.twitter.com/toXT6fa6zL
— Mihai Simion (@faustocoppi60) March 7, 2022
Max Schachmann’s bid for a third straight Paris-Nice crown looks over however, the German lost one and a half minutes in the echelons. João Almeida, Wout Poels, Gino Mäder and David Gaudu also saw their hopes disappear on stage two.
Top Ganna powers to Tirreno time trial
Not many people can live with Filippo Ganna when he hits numbers like these 😳
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🇮🇹 #TirrenoAdriatico pic.twitter.com/xyt8AZzTI3— Velon CC (@VelonCC) March 7, 2022
Filippo Ganna took the opening stage of Tirreno-Adriatico as expected, putting out some quite frightening numbers in the process. Remco Evenepoel did the best of the GC hopefuls, perhaps taking advantage of Tadej Pogačar only getting one day rest post-Strade Bianche to build a seven second advantage on the Slovenian.
Brit Alex Dowsett was fifth…
5th in the @TirrenAdriatico opener, happy to be back at the sharper end of the leaderboard@IsraelPremTech & our sponsors have been working hard to optimise our equipment for go faster improvements. Ran a new disc wheel from Black Inc on the @FactorBikes Hanzō. The setup works 👌 pic.twitter.com/yNv48MEpXx
— Alex Dowsett (@alexdowsett) March 7, 2022
Ganna took the shortest possible riding line in bend. There weren’t very many cms between him and barrier. #TirrenoAdriatico pic.twitter.com/aeVPmDXCaK
— ammattipyöräily (@ammattipyoraily) March 7, 2022
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Are you sure they weren't overshoes?
Winning GC is irrelevant, what a relief. The best thing about knowing Pogacar will most likely win GC, is that it frees us to focus on all the more interesting aspects the mountainous chess game that is the TDF. The real challenge for all (riders, teams and spectators) will be the hot weather. This might be the last TDF to be ridden in the heat of the afternoon. There will also likely be major climate protests against the rampant sports washing by fossil fuel corporate sponsors that defiantly continue as the core funding strategy of pro cycling, despite all evidence that their products are endangering the health of the greatest grandstand in all sport. Corporate surveillance and AI will not be far behind for protestors in coming years (if not this year), as a world on fire impacted by corporate greed and wilful ignorance towards the human rights of all earths citizens begins to bite; all whist cycling through some of the planets most glorious and endangered lands. The irony is palpable and the suspension of public disbelief seems about to crack. The onus is on the UCI to shift policy. Protests and epic TDF crowds could yet be the deciding factor in 2026.
I had very much enjoyed his rides around Birmingham previously.
A fine career from a great rider, backed by an exceptional team. I hope that we haven't lost him completely from the world of cycling. There were a few solo breakaways, when and where I cannot recall, but they were just great and for me unexpected.
The LBS had a few copies of this when I had to pop in a few weeks back, needed a new rim, grrr. It piqued my interest, I like exploring the Chilterns and beyond and I love cake. Almost purchased. But noticed that the ride description wasn't up to what I liked, and the maps are all navigation app based, not really suited to a luddite such as myself. So I'm going to have to stick to my 1p very tatty copy of Nick Cotton's 24 one-day routes in Berks, Bucks & Oxfordshire. Much less cake based mind, but suited to the way I ride, that and a few local OS explorers.
"Continental’s GP5000 S TR tyres are a stable in the pro peloton" Really? A stable? There's a thing...
It's trying to gazump everyone else in the claim to be 'the fastest bike ever' - what's faster than a bike that can only exist in a particle accelerator?
The writer's name is Ty (handy synchronicity for Ti ) Rutherford, hence Rf. I'd have to have a bike made of an alloy of silicon and tungsten, which does exist, but it's apparently used in computer chips rather than bike frames. Hey ho.
Very interesting, thank you for sharing! Hope you enjoy the bike! Have to ask though, I get the Ti as it’s a titanium frame. But why Rf, a notoriously unstable synthetic and highly radioactive element?
I’m surprised by some of the comments here. I’ve always found Le Col kit pretty decent, from Pro Aqua Zero jerseys to their bib shorts, especially the Pro range.
54 thoughts on “Dame Sarah Storey teaches safe passing; Cyclist’s viral reply to Elon Musk claiming traffic cannot be defeated; Perfect pro racing photos; Two wheels good: Snake Pass still cyclists’ paradise; Group riding (+Poll); Weekend action + more on the live blog”
It can only be assumed that
It can only be assumed that Mr Musk has never been to Holland or Denmark. Why are the utterances of people with the fairly minor talent of making money given such prominence?
You’re familiar with this
You’re familiar with this Twitter thing right ?
And where would most the worlds media content come from these days if they didnt…
Plus I’m fairly sure I’ve been stuck in traffic jams in Holland and Belgium, so theres that aspect too.
This is one of the biggest
This is one of the biggest gripes I have with Musk. He’s looking for ways of getting us off this planet and on to others, he’s digging tunnels for his cars to hide in, inventing chips to be embedded in humans brains and yet, if he created a Tesla bike, they’d sell in their millions and he’d be cutting traffic levels.
He’s too busy being clever instead of using his common sense and seeing that he can positively affect things NOW.
With the amount of brains at work in his companies I’m sure they could come up with something that actually does some good.
No one is in the “business”
No one is in the “business” of doing good, in the business of making profit, on the other hand…
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You have a job? You get a salary? (Or perhaps you do it for free).
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How DARE you? Profiting personally from others.
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Shocking!
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Oh, you’re quite as original
Oh, you’re quite as original as that other poster up there.
To be fair, I think that his
To be fair, I think that his rocketry business is quite a bit “greener” than anything that’s gone before. Methane powered engines rather than fossil fuels, stainless steel rather than lots of exotic materials, and boatloads of reusability – in an industry where most launch vehicles are single use, Musks company aims to fly both the first stage and now the second stage vehicles back to earth. Granted, space flight is a long way from being green, but SpaceX is as close to green as you get.
Richard D wrote:
Thought I’d look up the approximate CO2 figures for a launch (i.e. not including construction) and it’s less than I thought – approximately equivalent to flying 341 people across the Atlantic: https://www.treehugger.com/spacex-launch-puts-out-much-co-flying-people-across-atlantic-4857958
Looks like private jets are far more of a problem than space launches.
I think helicopters are even
I think helicopters are even worse, as they burn fuel to generate lift and forward motion, whereas with planes the lift comes from the forward motion.
Either way, the problem with private aircraft compared to space flights is their relative ubiquity, and Musk, Branson et all want to make space flight commonplace which is only going to make things worse.
SimoninSpalding wrote:
I’m not entirely sure I agree with your logic – the lift isn’t “free” with the forward motion; instead the wings will be creating drag at the same time as lift and therefore an aeroplane’s engines will be working harder to provide the lift in addition to the forward motion. (A clear demonstration of this is the “Drag Reduction System” on F1 cars – tilt the wing so it’s not creating so much (downwards) lift and you get more speed).
That said, while the carbon emissions of helicopters seem to be less well studied than those of planes, the scant evidence I have found would seem to agree with the point overall (e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_efficiency_in_transport#Air_transport_means suggests 11.9 L of fuel per 100 passenger-km for a 12-person helicopter versus typically <5 L/100pkm for aircraft of various sizes).
Technically they both burn
Technically they both burn fuel to generate lift and forward motion – unless the helicopter is stationary in which case all the energy is going into lift.
But yes – helicopters are less efficient than planes (reasons being helicopters have compromises because the same structure has to provide lift and motive power and also can have lower lift-to-drag ratio).
Also yes – lots of our “problems” come about because a particular technology succeeds so well that it becomes commonplace. Luxuries becoming necessities and all that.
chrisonatrike wrote:
What about if the aeroplane is stationery?
mdavidford wrote:
Creased me up!
hawkinspeter wrote:
Elon has one of them as well of course because video conferencing doesn’t work and his time is worth more than your climate.
You’ve got to hand it to
You’ve got to hand it to those capitalists, they’re very good at what they do: exploiting human gullibility.
First the make shitloads of money selling you stuff you didn’t need. Then they make shitloads of money selling you the pretended solution to the problems created by the stuff you didn’t need. And when time finally comes to clean up the whole mess, they’ll profit shitloads from that too. Unless we stop them now.
There doesn’t seem to be much
There doesn’t seem to be much traffic in North Korea so perhaps you’re on to something…
How very original.
How very original.
‘Capitalism sucks’ – sent
‘Capitalism sucks’ – sent from my iPhone.
How very original – again.
How very original – again.
If you want original replies
If you want original replies you’ll really have to post original comments.
Regurgitating anodyne nonsense that has been posted a million times before, by sixth form communists the world over, and then complaining about originality seems risible at best.
Rich_cb wrote:
I think you can get a band going with that strategy though?
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Is it too early in the day
Is it too early in the day for songs from Team America?
It’s never too early!
It’s never too early for that classic!
I love that trackball on the
I love that trackball on the console, BTW. Is it “nuclear red” or do you think they’re all playing Marble Madness?
chrisonatrike wrote:
I love a good trackball. For some reason Japan seems to make the best models – I’m currently using a wireless Elecom left-handed one which works really well (despite me not being left-handed, though that’s how I use it). Back in the day, I remember Centipede in the arcades had a great trackball – really satisfying to spin it to move around quickly.
Wasn’t ‘Defender’ the classic
Wasn’t ‘Defender’ the classic trackball game, IIRC? The one that Matthew Broderick plays at the beginning of Wargames?
brooksby wrote:
Defender had an up-down joystick and buttons for thrust and reverse (and shooting). Defender was one of my favourites – I do like a good wireframe game (Tempest was another one and that featured a spinning dial to control it).
After a quick search, it was Galaga featured in Wargames and that used a joystick.
Huh! One of those early
Huh! One of those early eighties arcade games (shooting aliens/asteroids/etc) used a trackball, I was sure. Ah well…
brooksby wrote:
Maybe Missile Command?
Here’s a good list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_trackball_arcade_games
hawkinspeter wrote:
That looks like the most likely suspect 🙂
I seem to remember playing
I seem to remember playing Elite on the BBC Micro (or Master?) with a trackball. I could be confusing this with memories of the futuristic experience of taking a “virtual walk” on a BBC Domesday project machine (some content now here) though. Pizza-sized laserdiscs!
chrisonatrike wrote:
Was it something like this?
The cable looks familiar. I
The cable looks familiar. I’m also pleased to see that we were more diverse in the past than people commonly think. I’ve used one of these, for sure:
Ah – looks like a Logitech
Ah – looks like a Logitech Marble. They’ve got taste…
Clearly not a marble, though.
Clearly not a marble, though. It’s a giant aniseed ball.
(Mmmm – giant aniseed ball…)
mdavidford wrote:
Reminds me of when I pranked a co-worker with a trackball – just swap the ball out for an identical looking plum.
Also: why is it so many North
Also: why is it so many North Korean propaganda photos look like they’ve tried to recreate scenes from the A-Team / McGuyver and have built their weapons using only the equipment they found in a garage?
I think they’re going for the
I think they’re going for the 1970s Bond Villain vibe and, in fairness to them, absolutely nailing it.
Rich_cb wrote:
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How very
6th-form ish3rd-form ish..
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You’re quite right, even a
You’re quite right, even a 3rd-former should know that. Which incidentally I did, even back when we didn’t have all that crystal clear evidence how they’re so comprehensively fucking up the planet.
marmotte27 wrote:
Y’know, I don’t think you can get better than G. K. Chesterton’s riposte (or was it Ian McCaskill?):
So you just have to get everyone else to sign up to that idea, then get enough folks pointed in the same direction away from Mr. Musk’s shiny toys and he’s out of business! Simples!
Having said that we’re currently having a “natural experiment” where a state – Putin’s government – takes on some multinationals as a part of his war (e.g. media platforms like Twitter / Facebook). Let’s see how that goes.
(I’m think we should all keep a wary eye on Mr. Musk. Given the size and financial / communicative power of large organisations there is likely to be tension between their power and the state. It works both ways. China has got foreign multinationals to cooperate with it (warning – complex story) – so “it’s too early to say” whether they could be a liberalising force – and in the UK large concerns have very successfully bent the government to their agenda).
Flintshire Boy wrote:
You were home from school early today. Did you bunk off Maths again? Could have been English, judging by the standard of your posts.
marmotte27 wrote:
It’s not just gullibility that they’re exploiting. Anywhere that there’s people without lots of money, a business will pop up to make as much money out of them as possible (e.g. payday loans, electricity key meters, tv screens for hire). It’s a sad state of affairs where we are now reliant on the whims of incredibly rich people to possibly stop parts of our planet from becoming inhospitable to people. All our governments seem to have been purchased and no longer work for us.
hawkinspeter wrote:
The scary thing is that that comment is when we’re being ‘glass half full’…
I hope that somebody
I hope that somebody forwarded that ‘barrier’ tweet on to the relevant local highways department…
All-female cycling group
All-female cycling group recreate a 500-mile tour of the Highlands done by Scottish teens in 1936
St. Louis Lawmakers Refuse to
St. Louis Lawmakers Refuse to Ban Legislating While Driving … While Driving
https://usa.streetsblog.org/2022/03/04/st-louis-lawmakers-refuse-to-ban-legislating-while-driving-while-driving/
He’d used a car as a weapon
He’d used a car as a weapon to deliberately injure a cyclist previously.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/mar/07/man-found-guilty-of-after-dragging-victim-under-car-in-surrey
Less than a year after he
Less than a year after he used a car as weapon to seriously injure a cyclist, he used a car as a weapon to murder someone.
Maybe, someday, there will be a realisation that when someone uses as a car as a weapon, the only thing that stops a murder is luck.
Horrific crimes and failure
Horrific crimes and failure to take appropriate measures to prevent repetition. It’s time that drivers had to be proved mentally suitable to gain a licence. They kill many more people than guns but face lesser rules.