We’ve had a range of responses to this morning’s revelation that just shoving a load of cars under the ground won’t actually end traffic forever. Here’s a selection of your thoughts:
On the one hand, I like the idea of shoving cars underground out of our way, but is it really feasible? The big problems I anticipate is that drivers sometimes crash and if the tunnel isn't at least the width of 2-3 cars, then you're going to have a severe blockage. The other issue is of pollution - without decent ventilation the tunnels are going to be a health hazard.
Meanwhile, those problems largely disappear if you use the tunnels just for cycling (guessing that pedestrians would rather walk above ground) as there's little chance of a blockage and no traffic fumes to worry about.
A small part of me applauds this Elon Musk bloke for trying to do something 'different' with his numerous pots of gold. However the underground tunnels idea does seem to be reinventing the tube, but in a more short-sighted and elitist way.
I'll admit I've not read all the bumf on Musk's tunnels, but if the idea was to produce safe routes for 'autonomous electric vehicles' to travel, then I'm kinda on board with the principal. e.g. 1) you can't let AI driven cars just drive around on the streets today 2) you drive in your EV to a gate/toll press the button which says 'autonomous' then sit back watch TV for half an hour while you travel to the other side/gate exit, then carry on with your car journey.
Elon being Elon I suspect his actual vision was/is little electric pod vehicles, but it was easier to grab a load of Model 3's given his other activities. These tunnels are only really a technology demonstrator.
Speaking as a cyclist I would not be thrilled at being forced into a subterranean orifice to ride my bike.
Plus, here in the fens the water table is less than a metre below the surface, so scuba equipment would quickly become essential.
Interestingly, the Boring Company website suggested that the other alternative they thought of was flying cars, but decided tunnels were better because they couldn't fall on people's heads. A quick peruse of Wiki suggests they may not be possession of all relevant tunnel facts...
Move over Elon, I've just had a brilliant idea. We could put mass transit systems in tunnels under major cities. It would be like riding on a train and have lots of stops so you only had a short distance to walk when you got near your destination. In addition to reducing congestion it addresses another major problem in urban environments namely parking.
I think I might name this new system after a takeaway chain that sells tubular shaped sandwiches. I'll let you know if I come up with anything.
But enough about those, let’s get to the puns…
A few of you seemed to enjoy my reference to Going Underground, with one or two even supplying their own Jam-based world play.
My favourites were “Down in the Tesla Station at Midnight” and “Elon Rifles (through some new ideas)”. If you have any more, keep them coming.
However, some of you did go slightly off-piste, with “It Musk've Been Love” and “It’s Been Elo, -lon, -lon Time”. Let’s stick to the Jam, shall we?
My burning question in all of this is: how many (David) Watts does a Tesla produce?
That’s Entertainment!