From the boulevards of Paris to the sunny streets of San Francisco… Never say I don’t take you anywhere on the live blog.
Well, over in San Fran (that’s what they call it, isn’t it?), a controversial cycle lane – which runs, for some reason, up the middle of a main city street – and the “dangerous, ridiculous” construction signs which currently run along it, have inspired one bike riding commuter to install her own, cutting bike lane signs.
The new cycle lane on the Californian city’s Valencia Street runs down the middle of the road, with traffic passing on either side.
Cyclists using it are protected by the odd plastic bollard and small rubber kerbs. They have also had to, for the last three months, navigate the large construction signs currently lining the centre of the bike lane for its duration.
Mission Local reports that plans for the cycle lane were approved, despite lukewarm support, in a bid to avoid removing delivery spaces on either side of the road. As the bike lane has been built, several cyclists have crashed – including into the signs – and traffic experts have been scathing of the scheme, describing it as “an abomination” and the “worst infrastructure I have ever seen anywhere in the world”.
Over the past week – in a bid to highlight the absurdity of the cycling ‘infra’ – a local cyclist has launched her own protest by swapping out the much-derided constructions signs with satirical ones of her own making.
Nine new signs appeared along the cycle path last week, each highlighting the problems with the lane’s layout.
“Uh, good luck turning right,” read one, while another said: “LOL IDK how you will merge.”
Others included: “We regret this bike lane”, “Good luck cyclists”, “LMAO We didn’t think this thru”, “If fire truck comes IDK”, and ““Oops bike lane was a mistake”.
The anonymous jokester, who commutes on Valencia Street every day, told the local paper that she installed the homemade messages because she finds the original signs “pretty ridiculous”.
“They’re an obstruction to cyclists, and also extremely confusing,” she said, noting that on one of her rides she saw one of the signs cracked in half after a cyclist hit it. That inspired her to make slogans lampooning the “dangerous” nature of the signs themselves.
Explaining her “good luck turning right” sign, she said: “If you have a green light and the cars have a green light, there’s this little square you have to wait in, but you don’t have much time. You have to make eye contact with drivers and let them let you make a right turn.”
Meanwhile, her fire truck-related sign was a result of the local authority’s decision to also make the cycle lane the designated lane for emergency services.
“Imagine you’re on your bike and there’re cars on both sides, and then the fire truck comes down. Where do you go?” she asked.
Despite encountering some opposition from the local authority – who promptly took the signs down – the cyclist returned over the weekend to keep spreading the message.
“Ultimately, I don’t think it’s the best vision for Valencia Street,” she said of the much-maligned cycling infra.
“They did all this just to save 20 parking spots. It’s frustrating because Valencia would be such a nice street, if the focus was on bikes and pedestrians.”
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Those satirical signs were good, very clever.
I can't decide if the 'watch out for signs' sign is official or homemade 😁
Lotte Kopecky won stage 1 of the Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift...in case you wondered
That cycle lane is ridiculous - they value parking spaces over people's well-being.
Who do they think they are? Kensington & Chelsea??
Putting the cycling down the middle of the road - between the motor vehicles - is probably right up there with sticking a blue bike sign on a narrow footpath and calling it infra. Inconvenient AND unpleasant - probably even less safe than the latter.
We can only hope that someone over here doesn't point to this and say "let's copy"!
Being a cycling advocate in the US doesn't look like a rewarding way to spend time though - unless you're a rhino-skinned contrarian e.g. John Forester.