Here's a brainteaser for your Thursday afternoon: if drivers of "large wagons" keep getting so close to a cycle lane that they knock down the wands segregating riders from other road users, how would a return to an unsegregated painted bike lane work "extremely well" and keep cyclists safe?
That's the puzzle we're trying, and failing, to find the answer to after a councillor's response to a local rider suggested exactly this.
First, some context...
This is Vauxhall Road in Liverpool where the cycle lane wands are sparse and the parked vehicles are plentiful...
Concerned about the situation, Mersey Road Watch got in touch with Liverpool councillor Joe Hanson whose interesting response has since emerged on social media...
"I agree with you the cycle lanes are in poor condition and part of the problem is large wagons hit the bollards, knocking them off the ground," he said, presumably meaning the drivers of large wagons.
'How about proper segregation then?' I hear you ask... nope, there's only one thing to blame here... yep, it's those bloomin' cycle lane wands getting themselves hit...
"I have questioned the wisdom of placing them on Vauxhall Road when the painted cycle lanes that existed before seemed to work extremely well," the councillor concluded.
We got in touch with Mersey Road Watch who called the response "disappointing".
"I reported to the council that the Vauxhall Road cycle lane, every day, has vehicles parked, driving in it, and all the wands are smashed and broken," they told us.
"The councillor did not care and seems like he is actually happy with how the infrastructure is being used. Disappointing."
We've approached the councillor for a comment on the situation...in the meantime here's how the debacle has gone down on the blue bird app...