“Santa, this is my Christmas wish”: Eight-year-old asks for “all street users to be a good Grinch” in letter to bike lane-ripping Canadian city mayor; Lance Armstrong’s old boss says UCI chief “capable of selling his own mother” + more on the live blog
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Why are NIMBY residents angry about a bike track for kids? Oh…
A possible ninth title on the cards? Marianne Vos will return to cyclocross after two years for a shot at the world championships
Some Christmas-y cheer on the blog for members of the Vos brigade! After two years of absence, eight-time cyclocross world champion Marianne Vos is set to ride her first CX race since January 2023 at the World Cup round in Besançon, aiming for a shot at a possible ninth world title.
The Royal Dutch Cycling Union (KNWU) announced Vos’ return yesterday evening and confirmed that her performance would determine whether she’ll ride at the cyclocross world championships in Liévin, France later in the season.
National coach Gerben de Knegt said: “It’s great to welcome Marianne [Vos] back to the field.
“She wants to get a taste of this discipline again in Besançon and will partly base her performance in this French race on whether she will also ride the World Championship later this season.”
Christmas road.cc podcast klaxon 🚨
It’s the most wonderful time of the year… that’s right, it’s our annual podcast episode looking back over the biggest and most bizarre bike-related stories of 2024!
Tom Pidcock’s brother and coach follow suit in joining double Olympic champion at Q36.5 Pro Cycling
Joe Pidcock, Tom’s 22-year-old brother, along with the British rider’s coach Kurt Bogaerts have joined Q36.5 Pro Cycling, following suit after the double Olympic champion’s dramatic transfer saga to the Swiss team.
Joe Pidcock had been racing for the last two seasons with UK Continental team Trinity Racing, where the elder Pidcock had already raced in 2020, and even picked up some of the team’s biggest wins at the final stage of the Ronde d’Isarde as well as a stage of the Dornan Ras Mornhan in Ireland.
Meanwhile, after much speculation, the widely expected move of Kurt Bogaerts from Ineos Grenadiers to Q36.5 has also been officially confirmed, with the Belgian taking on a new role as the team’s head of technical performance. And in another classic talent poach, Pidcock’s longstanding soigneur Xenia de Roose, also joins the Swiss ProTeam from Ineos Grenadiers for 2025.
Family ties et cetera et cetera…
PSPO shenanigans continue as council insists targeting of "dangerous, careless or inconsiderate" riders
Month on from council promising any order would not be a “ban on cycling”, controversial plan appears to soften to continue to allow safe riding — but campaigners argue “no need” and PSPO still fails to address root cause of issues…
Lance Armstrong’s former boss Johan Bruyneel lashes out at David Lappartient, says UCI President can “sell his own mother” and “doesn’t care about anything else than his own self promotion”
If anyone’s not feeling cheery this Christmas, it’s the former US Postal Service boss Johan Bruyneel, who hasn’t been mincing his words these last two days…
After yesterday’s episode saw him asking Tom Boonen to “shut up” after his comments fuelling Fabian Cancellara’s motor doping rumours, this morning the sporting director with serving a lifetime ban (along with his former protégé Mr Armstrong) has, once again, directed his social media wrath at the UCI President David Lappartient.
The UCI boss shared a video, gloating about the pro cycling body’s “achievements” this past season, including the 2024 Paris Olympics, and hosting road and para-cycling road world championships in Zürich, and next year’s world championships in Rwanda as another step towards inclusivity.
As we close the chapter on 2024, we now look ahead to 2025 with optimism and excitement. A year that will mark a historic milestone in cycling: the first-ever UCI Road World Championships in Africa, to be held in Rwanda.
I would like to extend my best wishes to the entire… pic.twitter.com/SUDBM6o1E2
— David Lappartient (@DLappartient) December 23, 2024
Lappartient wrote: “As we close the chapter on 2024, we now look ahead to 2025 with optimism and excitement. A year that will mark a historic milestone in cycling: the first-ever UCI Road World Championships in Africa, to be held in Rwanda. I would like to extend my best wishes to the entire cycling family for a prosperous new year filled with success and growth.”
However, several people were quick to point out the lack of mention of the riders who lost their lives, namely Muriel Furrer and André Drege. One person wrote: “What about Muriel and Andre? How was it an incredible year? You based your entire election campaign on road safety and now you just forget about it?”
But besides random people on social media, one name stood out in the comments: Johan Bruyneel, who wrote: “This guy doesn’t care about anything else than his own self-promotion and everything he does and says is intended to serve his personal political escalade.
“As we say in Flemish, Jonas: ‘iemand die bekwaam is om zijn bloedeigen moeder te verkopen’ (you can Google Translate it, David, if you want to know what it means) (it’s people who have worked closely together with him by the way who gave him this kind of qualification).”
After a quick Google Translate as suggested by Bruyneel, your live blog host can tell you that it roughly translates to “someone who is capable of selling their own mother”. So to sum it up, not something very nice, but I’m assuming you already knew that
But of course, this isn’t the first time the former Belgian rider and DS has picked up the axe against the French politician and sporting administrator. Last November, Bruyneel compared Lappartient to former Turkmenistan dictator Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, after the UCI president threatened to ban cyclocross riders who didn’t participate in World Cup events from the discipline’s world championships.
And in January, he once again took shots at him for what he regards as the Frenchman’s alleged hypocrisy and careerist ambitions, after Lappartient posted a selfie of himself riding with Tadej Pogačar in Abu Dhabi, ahead of the governing body’s launch of its partnership with UAE-based virtual cycling platform MyWhoosh.
“David the Selfie King! He is everywhere, this sacred omnipresent David!,” Bruyneel tweeted under Lappartient’s clip. “The most important thing for him is to be seen alongside important and influential figures, the Pope, President Macron, the President of Korea, his friend Thomas Bach, the Ballon d’Or, etc.
“All with one specific objective: the presidency of the IOC. What many know but no one ever says: he doesn’t really care about cycling.
“The worst part is that he will succeed in his bet. Sooner or later he will get there. In the meantime, he travels around the world carrying out his dozen official functions… Half a million euros per year for nothing to do at the UCI. You have to do it anyway. It seems that this champion sleeps very little.”
A Christmas special with Bruyneel and Lappartient not very congenially chatting with each other? Let me see if we can get them to agree to come on the road.cc podcast…
“Santa, this is my Christmas wish”: Eight-year-old kid asks for all road users to “be a good Grinch” and bike lanes to be not ripped out in letter addressed to Canadian city’s mayor (PS. he was helped by his grandpa)
Can this one boy’s wish bestow us with a Christmas miracle and magically turn every road user into “a good Grinch”?
In a 550-word letter to the editor of GuelphToday and addressed to the mayor of Guelph, a city in southern Ontario, an eight-year-old, along with some (read: maybe a lot of) help from his grandpa, co-chair of the Guelph Coalition for Active Transportation, has expressed what he wants for Christmas — and no, it’s not the shiniest new toy or the rainbow-coloured, sugar-coated candy — instead, he just wants safer cycling provisions.
It starts by sharing how “cool” the new protected bike lanes in the city are, with the concrete barriers and posts separating drivers from cyclists and also “connecting people and places so that they can cycle from their home to their work, schools and shopping”.
He writes: “The new barriers also calm traffic as the car lane appears narrower, which I learned are proven to reduce speeding. I am looking forward to biking with my dad and grandpa to get to my favourite parks, stores and schools.
“Unfortunately, there are some people that don’t like these bike lanes for some reasons including slowing down traffic.
“And unfortunately, our mayor, Cam Guthrie, has responded to this Facebook group saying he may be looking at removing these bike lanes.”
The kid added that his grandpa told him that he loved biking in the protected bike lanes and that “a few minor tweaks to the barriers along with improved snow removal in the bike lanes would please the majority of cyclists and motorists”.
He continued: “Mayor Guthrie has also proposed looking at the possibility of installing multi-use paths on these two corridors, similar to those on Woodlawn Road, which would be amazing as it completely separates cyclists and cars.
“I hope the mayor is serious and adds money in the city budget to install these multi-use paths.
“But in the meantime, I hope he consults with city staff and other street users and leaves the new, less costly protected bike lanes in place.
“We also welcome Mayor Guthrie to ride his bike with us and experience these protected bike lanes like the ones he experienced and raved about on his recent trip to Copenhagen with Guelph transportation staff.”
He was also briefed by his grandpa about all of the recent collisions between motorists, pedestrians and cyclists. “Many of these collisions could have been prevented with safer active transportation infrastructure. He told me about a cyclist friend of his that recently died in a collision on an unprotected roadway in front of a school in Guelph. Her daughter will not have a mom to celebrate Christmas with this year,” he said.
“Santa, this is my Christmas wish. Please convince Mayor Guthrie to speak to all street users and be a good Grinch like the one in my favourite Christmas story.
By the way, my grandpa helped me with some of the big words.”
What may not come as a piece of happy news this Christmas for eight-year-old Noah (and his grandpa) is that Ontario’s premier Doug Ford is hell-bent on not giving cyclists an inch on the road.
In October, Ford, who rather wisely conducted a TV news interview on road safety while driving through a snowstorm back in 2022, was slammed for his “put cyclists on secondary roads” stance, amid “ineffective and dangerous” plans to block bike lane projects, which, in his own words, seemed to be an “absolute insanity right now.”
Just last month, it was announced that cyclists who have been injured or worse in one of the cycle lanes ripped up in Toronto won’t be able to file a lawsuit against the Ontario province’s government, with opposition politicians describing the amendment to safeguard the government’s impunity as “heartbreaking”.
“What this means is the conservatives want to remove themselves from any responsibility if someone is injured or killed in the future,” New Democratic Party’s Member of Provincial Parliament Jessica Bell said. “It’s heartbreaking, because someone will be injured or killed in the future.”
Merry Christmas from everyone at road.cc!
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@Pub bike A force strong enough to "buckle" a disc would probably break the fork and rim too and certainly the caliper. It would take a very considerable force to warp a disc and they are easy to get back in true just with a sturdy pair of pliers or a large adjustable spanner, certainly much, much easier than truing a wheel.
He should have been using a 150 MPH motorbike; that would have been OK.
@Huw Watkins The thing is, this kind of doping simply wouldn't make sense. There are only two types of doping that could potentially make sense in the middle of a grand tour: 1. Blood transfusion - but nowadays it is easily detectable 2. Drugs - but that would've been easily detected in the morning. The only case where at-night testing would make any difference vs a test in the morning is microdosing. The problem is, there is no evidence whatsoever of this kind of doping actually working. So what was done here is a lose-lose-lose scenario: 1. Fans lost the spectacle by getting one of the strongest riders out of the race 2. ITA lost by making fools of themselves 3. (which should be no. 1): poor, poor Jonas, who lost health an a shot at GC because of some incompetent ITA idiot and a partial judge. There is no possibility of a conspiracy between Pog and Jonas. A judge deciding about them both in one session, as if they were the same case, is obviously at odds with reality.
@Pub bike I suspect it would be easier to straighten a slightly buckled disc - there are specialist tools from Park, for example, though a monkey wrench/adjustable spanner will also do the job.
@Pub bike Good call on the Ridgeback - I should have remembered that, especially as I've tested one in the past!
@mdavidford When they will get a rude awakening and realise that like the people who use an exercise bike in the gym and humblebrag about their FTP of 340w after 6 weeks of cycling, they are just using a junk measuring device.
I've spoken to at least 6 police officers who deal with video submissions by cyclists in West Yorkshire, and none of them were even occasional let alone regular cyclists. Can't comment on their physics qualifications, but a few didn't understand bike physics.
@cmedred Their target audience isn't serious cyclists so its not that important I would imagine.
A guide was recently produced to assist the police in identifiying illegal motorbikes. However, it omits the crucial detail of _how_ the 15.5mph cut off is tested, leaving this up to the individual officer to determine. If the officer is not a proficient cyclist or equiped with a basic understanding of physics, there's going to be trouble! https://d2zif723tly95y.cloudfront.net/2144/A-Guide-To-Identifying-Non-Compliant-E-Bikes.pdf
Maybe he should have called the police saying that some dodgy characters were stealing his bike? That is effectively what happened here.
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