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Appendicitis, fewer marriages + increase in women smoking — strangest things people blamed on bikes; Wout van Aert & Red Bull clock fastest wheel change; Jeremy Vine orders cycling number plate; Quintana's lawyer attacks; Vuelta + more on the live blog

Happy Tuesday! The live blog is back for another day of action with Dan Alexander at the helm
23 August 2022, 16:08
Groundhog day at La Vuelta

Here we go again...

It's that time of the year again. The summer nights are just starting to creep back, multiple football teams are in crisis and Primož Roglič has won an uphill finish to take the lead of the Vuelta...

Apologies for the slightly sparse live blog updates this afternoon...duty called elsewhere...but we'll be back first thing for more...

I'll leave you with the events of today's stage: Roglič and Mads Pedersen did battle for the day (summing up the intriguing showdown of climbers, puncheurs and fast men who went for stage four). Unsurprisingly my pre-stage favourite Ethan Hayter was seventh (sorry), while Julian Alaphilippe was out of contention, leaving Rog and Mads to sprint for the line, the gradient working in the Slovenian's favour. The three-time champ has a 13-second lead over teammate Sepp Kuss and 26 seconds over Ineos pair Pavel Sivakov and Tao Geoghegan Hart.

23 August 2022, 13:45
Lights Wout and away we go: Wout van Aert & Red Bull clock the fastest wheel change ever...(probably)

"My flat tire came at an unfortunate moment," Red Bull athlete Wout van Aert told the energy drink brand's latest ad. By unfortunate we think he means at the exact moment a camera crew and team of Red Bull mechanics were on-site to film a promo...how unfortunate...

Personally, I'd rather see Wout have to ride until he punctures legitimately, all the while with an increasingly fatigued pit crew following in a team car. If only they had a caffeine-packed beverage to keep them sharp...

23 August 2022, 13:29
Volunteer at the 2023 UCI Cycling World Championships

 Today marks the start of the call for volunteers across to Scotland to help make next year's all-discipline UCI Cycling World Championships live up to its title as the "biggest and best cycling event in history".

This morning's launch in Glasgow saw Volunteer Ambassadors Judy Murray and Sean Batty joined by Scottish track cyclist Jack Carlin who won silver and bronze medals for Scotland at Birmingham's Commonwealth Games.

Fancy getting involved?

23 August 2022, 11:12
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23 August 2022, 11:02
Vuelta a España stage 4: Primož Roglič v Julian Alaphilippe v Ethan Hayter

Pro racing is back in the Basque Country...

We've got 152.5km on the menu today from Vitoria to Laguardia finishing with an uphill kicker (900m at 8.4 per cent), a big chance for Ethan Hayter to take his maiden Grand Tour stage victory. Questions remain about Primož Roglič and Julian Alaphilippe's condition on return from injury, giving white jersey holder Hayter a golden opportunity to be Britain's latest big-race winner...

The red jersey looks out of reach, unless the Ineos all-rounder wins and Roglič loses a few seconds, but anyway that's probably getting ahead of ourselves... what odds a Hayter stage win and Roglič in red by 5pm?

23 August 2022, 11:00
23 August 2022, 10:59
"Worst take on a car crash I've ever seen"
23 August 2022, 10:45
IT 3

Washed out of the drains by flash flooding Pennywise takes to life on two wheels, riding in the road, without a helmet, road tax, licence or registration plate...angering everyone into a rage so furious they forget about the snatching children thing...coming to cinemas autumn 2022...

Yes, I am aware the balloons are the wrong colour... 

23 August 2022, 09:58
Appendicitis, fewer marriages + increase in women smoking — strangest things people blamed on bikes

Twitter's quite good sometimes...

Paul Fairie put together this thread of the strangest things people have blamed on bicycles... I'm sure we can all add a few more to the list...

"Yeah, mate. Ever since they all started riding those bicycles nobody comes in for chairs anymore..."

The Telegraph delivering the goods as per...

To summarise the rest, it's those two-wheeled menaces' fault for: decline in grain consumption, the closure of Christian society, decline in trans-Atlantic travel, and a condition called 'bicycle face' where the rider feels "the sentimental side of that tired feeling". It is "yearning, anxious, hopeful, fearful, exhausted, incomplete and generally dissatisfied" — maybe there is something in that...

Widening out from bikes to other cycling-related things, there was that Bristol cycle lane the council blamed for causing... flooding, and the 'cycling cause erectile dysfunction' classic. 

Any more?

23 August 2022, 09:42
Southampton man due in court accused of riding a bicycle on the M3
The M3 (CC licensed image by paul_appleyard:Flickr)

[📷: CC licensed image by Paul Appleyard / Flickr]

The Southern Daily Echo reports a man is due in court accused of riding a bicycle on the M3 near Southampton. He was charged with causing danger to road users following an incident on May 14 this year.

Section 22A of the 1991 Road Traffic Act states:

A person is guilty of an offence if he intentionally and without lawful authority or reasonable cause —

(a) causes anything to be on or over a road, or

(b) interferes with a motor vehicle, trailer or cycle, or

(c) interferes (directly or indirectly) with traffic equipment,

in such circumstances that it would be obvious to a reasonable person that to do so would be dangerous.

23 August 2022, 09:29
Shimano 105 Di2 Review — is the 105 R7100 groupset good?

Welcome to the procrastination station, designed to keep you distracted at work...

Take eight to watch our vid on the all-new Di2 105, you deserve it...

23 August 2022, 09:21
Nairo Quintana's lawyer slams "strange" tramadol case "concocted" by UCI
Nairo Quintana 2022 TDF (Zac Williams/SWpix.com)

[📷 Zac Williams/SWpix.com]

Nairo Quintana's lawyer, Andrés Charria, took to Colombia's Blu Radio to defend his client, saying the case against the Arkéa–Samsic climber is "very strange" and has been "concocted" by the UCI.

> Nairo Quintana sanctioned by UCI for Tour de France tramadol infringement

"The truth is, it's a very strange process. What's happening with Nairo is something new, that the UCI has concocted," he said.

"This is not doping, but it appears like doping. It's important to ask what the UCI is looking for, because if it's about health, that's a fundamental pillar of WADA, and if WADA doesn't consider it [tramadol] harmful on health grounds... it's complicated. There is a badly made rule, a strange sample collection, a laboratory that isn't accredited."

Something tells me this one's going to rumble on for a while... 

23 August 2022, 07:50
Jeremy Vine orders his cycling number plate

This is exactly the sort of garment a certain Mr Loophole petitioned and trawled the talk radio stations asking for cyclists to be required to wear — a hi-vis "tabard" with identification number (no word if personalisation like Vine's is allowed) — because we all know hi-vis works and nobody with a number plate has ever committed a traffic offence... oh, wait a second...

> Hi-vis police officer close passed by lorry driver

Sorry, no idea how those got there...

Anyway, here are a couple of other designs rolling in...

Last week was quite the few days for the Department for Transport, with Grant Shapps first suggesting he supported number plates for cyclists as part of a toughening of the rules, before less than 24 hours later saying he is "not attracted to bureaucracy" of number plates for cyclists.

You could say the damage was done, however, with frothing talk show segments and a newspaper article referring to 'red light rats' following on for the rest of the week...

Dan is the road.cc news editor and has spent the past four years writing stories and features, as well as (hopefully) keeping you entertained on the live blog. Having previously written about nearly every other sport under the sun for the Express, and the weird and wonderful world of non-league football for the Non-League Paper, Dan joined road.cc in 2020. Come the weekend you'll find him labouring up a hill, probably with a mouth full of jelly babies, or making a bonk-induced trip to a south of England petrol station... in search of more jelly babies.

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OnYerBike | 1 year ago
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I quite enjoyed that several of the things "blamed" on cycling boil down to cycling being so much fun and providing so much freedom that people stopped caring about other things. The horror.

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wycombewheeler replied to OnYerBike | 1 year ago
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I was interested in how it affected the price of cattle.

Were people using cows for transport before the bicycle came along?

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Car Delenda Est | 1 year ago
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Jeremy's dedication to the people's revolution is an example to us all.
Our leader Kim Jong Shapps will be pleased.

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Oldfatgit | 1 year ago
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Pit Stop Challenge ...

I know its a bit of fun, but -

WvA wheel was loosed by hand, whereas a power hammer was used for the F1 car.
In the interest of parity, shouldn't the F1 car's central locking stud have been undone and redone by hand ... 

 

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Flintshire Boy | 1 year ago
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'Yes, I am aware the balloons are the wrong colour... '

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I'm a bit slow. Please help me out here. Wrong colour for what?

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PRSboy replied to Flintshire Boy | 1 year ago
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You need to watch the film 'It'. Pennywise the scary clown has a red balloon.

Not 99 of them, that was Nena.

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Steve K replied to PRSboy | 1 year ago
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PRSboy wrote:

You need to watch the film 'It'. Pennywise the scary clown has a red balloon.

Not 99 of them, that was Nena.

In the original German version of the song, the colour of the balloons was not specified.  'Red' was added to the English version so to make it scan.

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hawkinspeter replied to Flintshire Boy | 1 year ago
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Flintshire Boy wrote:

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'Yes, I am aware the balloons are the wrong colour... '

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I'm a bit slow. Please help me out here. Wrong colour for what?

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Pennywise

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brooksby replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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Tim Curry not wotsit Skarsgard.  Nice.

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hawkinspeter replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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brooksby wrote:

Tim Curry not wotsit Skarsgard.  Nice.

Tim Curry is a Legend!

(Must get around to watching the Skarsgård version)

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brooksby replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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hawkinspeter wrote:

brooksby wrote:

Tim Curry not wotsit Skarsgard.  Nice.

Tim Curry is a Legend!

(Must get around to watching the Skarsgård version)

Ah, but if you watch Legend then you MUST watch the cut with the Tangerine Dream & Jon Anderson soundtrack, none of yer Jerry Goldsmith orchestral arrangements 

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hawkinspeter replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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brooksby wrote:

Ah, but if you watch Legend then you MUST watch the cut with the Tangerine Dream & Jon Anderson soundtrack, none of yer Jerry Goldsmith orchestral arrangements 

Looks like I'm going to be searching the high seas for the UK TV version then.

Update: Looks like it's freely available here: https://archive.org/details/legend-1985

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Awavey replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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nope, Goldsmiths score was by far the superior soundtrack

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hawkinspeter replied to Awavey | 1 year ago
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Awavey wrote:

nope, Goldsmiths score was by far the superior soundtrack

Seems like a close call, but the Nerdist prefers Tangerine Dream: https://nerdist.com/article/legend-movie-movie-scores-tangerine-dream/

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Honestly, a case can be made for both. There’s a kitschy appeal to the Tangerine Dream score, which ties it directly to the syrupy, music-video fantasia of it all. But it’s also hard to separate the score from its context—that of worried studio executives hoping desperately to shape the film to appeal to teenagers by bringing in a popular pop group. 

But Legend is itself a rather shapeless product of its own time. A fantasy film with all the dreaminess and high camp production value of the music videos of that era. In that respect, Legend feels more strangely suited to the New Age kitsch of Tangerine Dream than the comparative self-seriousness of Goldsmith. 

Watching them back to back, I’m left overwhelmed by the syrupy sweep of Goldsmith’s more traditional score; I eventually clamor for the straightforward, more minimalistic work of Tangerine Dream. Potential blasphemy, I know. But in an age where genre scores are trapped by formula, sometimes you just need to throw out the rulebook, slam that Demo button on your Casio, and twirl away into a land of glam fantasy.

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brooksby replied to Awavey | 1 year ago
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Awavey wrote:

nope, Goldsmiths score was by far the superior soundtrack

How can you say that?  Goldsmiths score could have been in any fantasy film from the first half of the eighties (Conan, Krull, Red Sonja et al) but the TD score is truly magical. Makes that film something *special* IMO.

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Awavey replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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It's a fairy story set in an enchanted forest with pixies,goblins and unicorns, a fantasy score seems wholly appropriate to its themes and stylings, not an 80s Euro synth techno pop group  1

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brooksby replied to Flintshire Boy | 1 year ago
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They all float down here.

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Awavey | 1 year ago
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Red Bull tyre change, I've said before I think cycling team mechanics could learn alot from F1 teams wheel change practice,2.4 seconds I bet is alot quicker than most teams ever manage.

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chrisonabike replied to Awavey | 1 year ago
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Meh.  Send 'em a proper Omafiets with chain case AND a rear drum / roller brake, let's see how they deal with that.  For a real challenge put Schwalbe Marathon Plus tyres on there, give 'em front and rear punctures and no spare wheels or tubes.  They can use a hot air gun to dry the rubber solution though; I'm not a monster.

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Awavey replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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Took me nearly 40mins last time I did one roadside  2

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andystow replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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My Brompton has an internal hub, requiring disconnecting the cable and some other faffing in order to remove the rear wheel. So far I've had rear pinch flats twice, once in the dark, and both times I've opted to just patch the tube with the wheel on, rather than have to pull the wheel off and change the tube. Each time, it took me between ten and fifteen minutes. I should probably just practice it at home a few times.

I also need to learn to avoid pot holes on the Brompton. My main bike with 650B x 48 mm tyres set up tubeless doesn't mind them so much.

 

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AlsoSomniloquism replied to Awavey | 1 year ago
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Nice of Verstappen to do a close pass on a blind bend and spin away at the end......sure he wasn't driving a BMW or Mercedes?

(2.4 seconds is nowhere near what they actually did btw.)

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Awavey replied to AlsoSomniloquism | 1 year ago
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I could have sworn I heard the car beep its horn too, I guess just to let Wout know he was there  4

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AlsoSomniloquism | 1 year ago
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Re: Latest ABD nonsense. I'm guessing they have deleted the tweet in question. I had a quick check of barrier impact speeds and the best I could work out for those steel ones was car weighing 900kgs at 130 kph (and 20 degree impact angle). So even if they were in place 400 yards or so back where the car left the carriageway, the car weighing over twice the testing limit and going at least 50% over final testing speed......

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TedBarnes replied to AlsoSomniloquism | 1 year ago
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I was stupid enough to search out previous posts from ABD's twitter account - based on that, it turns out that climate change is pretty much a hoax. Who knew!

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AlsoSomniloquism replied to TedBarnes | 1 year ago
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So was I. Strangely for an organisation who are supposed to represent drivers, they don't seem to want drivers of electric vehicles either. I suppose it might be similar views on how E-bikes are not cycling but still....

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Awavey replied to AlsoSomniloquism | 1 year ago
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According to car crash calculator a car of 3000kg ie 3ton at 120mph would impact at 107,916kN of force...I dont think pedestrian barriers are specced to cope with forces like that

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TriTaxMan replied to AlsoSomniloquism | 1 year ago
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Yeah the tweet in question has been deleted by the ABD.  Probably 'cause so many people called it out for what it was.

The video clip from the tesla that has been posted online shows the car is already in a barrel roll before it hits the barriers between the charging station and the cycle path.  And Google Maps shows that there was another set of similar barriers separating the road from the cycle path that the LR will have already destroyed before coming into shot.

No amount of extension of that type of barrier would have prevented the outcome.  The only way that it would have changed if it was reinforced anti-terrorist type bollards.

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SimoninSpalding replied to TriTaxMan | 1 year ago
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Or the driver sticking to the speed limit?

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SimoninSpalding replied to AlsoSomniloquism | 1 year ago
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Easy there, it is clearly a cry for help. I had to google ABD and this is what came back:

"ABD is a rare form of severe mania, sometimes considered as part of the spectrum of manic-depressive psychosis and chronic schizophrenia"

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