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Sriracha wrote:

Sriracha wrote:

I’m anti the full-Sky-replica-kit Sunday cyclists

Surely they’re being responsible in getting full wear out of their 5+ year old kit, instead of ditching it for the latest fashions?

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andystow wrote:

Sweet. I’ve joined and followed them. I’m on BlueSky as AndyStow.

Well that’s no good – I like to read your handle as ‘Andy’s tow’ – like you’re always happy for some poor struggling soul to jump on the wheel for a bit – but that capital ‘S’ has gone and ruined things.

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hawkinspeter wrote:

With all that money, he could wipe out hunger/homelessness/diseases, but instead he’s trying to promote fascism wherever he can.

He’s tackling the disease of liberal democracy.

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Dnnnnnn wrote:

I also dislike the term “rat-run” for people who are just trying to get to work, etc.

Aren’t rats just trying to go about their business too?

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chrisonabike wrote:

“Romans eat dormouse”?

What about squirrels, though?

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Hirsute wrote:

Hirsute wrote:

The judge replied: “You not being on the roads for the next three months is better than you being out there driving.”

Though not as good as him being off the road for an actual meaningful length of time.

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The cars aren’t just self

The cars aren’t just self-aware now – they’re starting to breed.

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chrisonabike wrote:

chrisonabike wrote:

Hirsute wrote:

OK, now I’m really worried !!

“I’m a neuroscientist who taught rats to drive.”

Get “rats for LTNs and modal filters” founded immediately or we’re doomed!

Low Tabby Neighbourhoods?

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Three lefts make a right, as

Three lefts make a right, as any fool knows.

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hawkinspeter wrote:

slc wrote:

More stuff: now we have some bus gates on Avonvale Rd and Pilemarsh. I have been looking at fixmystreet to see if anyone complains (or applauds) the LTN features, and this amused me

https://www.fixmystreet.com/report/6729314

It shows a brand new ‘no motor vehicles sign’ hidden behind vegetation. 

Why didn’t they clip the vegetation back? It can easily be challenged if the sign is obscured.

Are you quite mad? They’re the sign installation department – not the hedge clipping department. Where would we be if every Tom, Dick, and Harry took it on themselves to go around clipping hedges? It would be chaos!

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Someone was really worked up

Someone was really worked up about e-scooters.

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Pie to the pie to the pie to

Pie to the pie to the pie to the pie?

Is that like one of them turduckens, but with pastry?

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brooksby wrote:

Was Cllr Cartman not at that meeting

He was, but he left early.

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Maybe they just forgot…

Maybe they just forgot…

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David9694 wrote:

Please can you tell me the way to the secret staircase? 

I could, but then I’d have to push you down it.

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