If you were lucky enough to attend the finish of a big bike race this weekend – be it the Giro, RideLondon, or the Rás – then you may have noticed that, even long before the riders make an appearance, they’re not often the best spots for some quiet contemplation.
Nope. Instead of the steady murmur of anticipation usually found down the road, on a key climb or in some sleepy hamlet, pro cycling finish lines are home to the incessant, worryingly loud drone Eurotrash techno music or 1980s hair metal ballads, interspersed with the frequent exhortations from an excitable race announcer to “MAKE… SOME… NOISE!”
And judging by a clip he posted from the Rome finale of a long, long Giro d’Italia on Sunday, it’s pretty clear that Ned Boulting – a man who knows a thing or two about race finish areas – is fed up with it all.
“I’ve been sitting here making my notes, getting ready for the race to start – competing against the noise as the animators try to whip the crowd up into a frenzy here outside the Colosseum,” Boulting, commentating on the race for the international feed, said in the Twitter video, before leaning out of his box to capture sounds more suitably found in the aftermath of a late winner at a South American football match than the pre-start entertainment of the final processional stage of a grand tour.
“This has been going on for hours. I mean, the race isn’t due in for another four and a half hours. It’s been a long, long race,” Boulting continued, as the beat dropped during another anonymously thumping dance number outside.
Expanding on his thoughts a day later, the ITV commentator wrote: “There’s an entire industry called ‘Sports Presentation’. Its function is to ruin the experience of spectators, nullify any chance of conversation, and generally pollute the space they operate in.
“From football to cycling and beyond, it is a scourge. I love the Giro, but not this.”
Is that Mr Brightside I hear in the background? (Zac Williams/SWpix.com)
While many empathised and agreed with Ned’s take – with more than a few pinning it on the ‘Americanisation’ of sport worldwide – Ant McCrossan (one of cycling’s most well-known finish line announcers) believed there is an “interesting debate to be had” around ‘sports presentation’.
“Not sure the speakers and many skilled people in sports presentation would entirely agree. But perhaps there are things that can be changed to make the experience better,” McCrossan wrote.
“Ant – not meant personally of course – you’re amazing at what you do, introducing riders onto stage etc... genuinely none better,” Boulting replied.
“But it’s the sheer volume and hype for so long before any real excitement is called for. Yesterday in particular it was an affront.”
“That’s exactly what I mean,” said McCrossan. “It’s an interesting debate about use of sports presentation at the right time and in the right way. As used in the right way it enhances the experience, but it can also as you say make the experience a less enjoyable one.”
What do you think? Is the cycling finish line experience now overhyped, overblown, and overly loud? Or is it all just part of the experience of attending a bike race?
While you think about that, I’m off to put Livin’ on a Prayer on for the sixth time this morning…
Add new comment
19 comments
Did anyone really expect Starmer to be any different than the Tory wankers?
We're doomed whoever wins the general election.
As for the noise made by mic'd up media types at the Giro?
It's the continual Americanisation of sport, whatever the discipline.
Nobody can be enjoying themselves unless the sound is turned up to 11.
I absolutely hate spectating at any sporting event these days everything seems to be about appealing to the dimwits only.
Cyclist being hit by a goose.
What exactly were they expecting?
For it to just jump out of the way like pedestrians are supposed to around cars.
The cyclist had ample opportunity to slow down, but chose not to.
Well player goose for standing ones ground.
That's a bit of a strange take on it! I rode along the Thames (mainly) from Reading to London on Monday and I did ask a couple of cyclists to slow down as they were slaloming in and out of geese and swans with their young but in this case the goose was on the grass to the side of the path, the cyclist wasn't expecting it to get out of the way because it wasn't in the way.
Geese are getting a bit antsy at the moment, goslings, I'm getting hissed at.
Anyone know what bike lelerc is riding?
The size of the downtube and what looks like a control unit on the bars, not to mention the ease with which he's spinning it uphill, makes me think it's a mid-motor ebike...maybe a Specialized Turbo Vado with a customised paint job?
Forth Radio normally has a mobile broadcast unit and presenters at the start / finish line of the Tour De Forth.
I absolutely hate it with a passion.
It's not even 8am on a Sunday morning [typically] and the volume is absolutely horrendous.
It's ear-bleading stuff, made worse by the presenters shouting down their mikes.
The event used to be out of Ratho, but now its been mover to RBS at Gogarbank as the closest people around are golfer's... and they don't really count as much as they think they do
A section of NCN Festival Way closed until next year. Is this something people ought to be told about?
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/cycle-route-close-until-...
The 'music' is the reason I don't attend 1 day cricket.
Ned has a point, remember visiting a Vuelta stage and being subjected to the official song on permanent repeat it felt like, though at least the volume wasn't deafening.
Unlike Ride London who had hired a dj whose job it seemed was to make as much noise as possible.
The stupid thing was as soon as the riders approached the finish, they turned the volume up to 11, so you couldn't hear the crowd cheering, couldn't hear the commentators either, just a wall of loud beat dance music.
Re: music, noise and annoying MCs, this is also a problem with many running events which I've entered. I don't want to be assailed by loud music and a group warm up session with a couple of mic'd up muscle-bound PTs who haven't run over 5k in their lives.
I just want to quietly prepare for the race in the 20 minute queue for the portaloos.
What cycling needs is MORE COWBELL
Chainsaw engines?...
There should be a rule that anyone who brings a damn chainsaw to a bike race is fair game to be wedgied and then tied up securely to the nearest tree or lamp post.
Really, absolute fucking the most annoying thing. Someone brought one to the Dublin WCup cyclo-cross, and kept revving the fucking thing. It was stupidly loud for anyone within 50 metres - and annoying even if you were further away than that. The person presumably thought they were really funny, but they were just a massive bellend.
I can see a potential flaw in the plan of tying the owner of a chainsaw to a tree.
The chainsaw with no blade attached?
Cowbell and banging music...they need mid-noughties Soulwax.
I've got D:Ream on repeat while I watch Sunak's catalogue of election catastrophes again and again. Make background noise great again!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣