What a week, eh...
On Monday, we reported how Channel 4, Scotland Tonight and a couple of written publications had reignited the cycling licences 'debate'. On Tuesday, we shared some of your reaction to said article, including several opinions expressed that it seems cycling is an easy target for certain media outlets experiencing a slow news day.
Just as we thought we were melting away into the weekend in a 30-degree slumber, the Daily Telegraph chucked a bucket of ice cold water over us...
Brace yourselves for Rowan Pelling's Friday offering: 'Blame cyclists for stoking the flames of the road culture war' because apparently "the self-appointed sheriffs of Britain's highways and cycle lanes, with their Twitter feeds full of GoPro footage, are simply infuriating"...
Seemingly inspired by the media meltdown following Near Miss of the Day 784, a clip she said her own "expert judgement" to was "lucky devil — that's three times the space bus drivers give you in Cambridge".
Followed by the surprisingly common admission (considering the content of this, and similar pieces): "I spend half my life on two wheels, so I'm mustard-keen on motorists giving bikes safe passage" and yet..."I loathe the self-important, bluging-calved, Lycra-clad, road-hogging behaviour of Serious Cyclists on their 10-grand-racers — mowing down pedestrians and yelling obscenities at Nissan Micras".
Elsewhere on the cycling hit list: Richmond Park, speeding, Strava PBs and those who film their rides.
GoPro-wielding cyclists must, Pelling claims, be the "type of person who enjoyed lockdown because they could dob in their neighbour for going out twice in one day".
What follows is an exhaustive list of anti-cyclist bingo classics: riding the wrong way up one-way streets, making stressed-out mums perform emergency stops, pavement riding, red-light jumping..."but still I don't pull out my iPhone to get a second-year physics student sent down"...
It's not the first time we've seen columns like this popping up in the national press...not even the first time this month, in fact...
> Highway Code changes criticised in bizarre "I'm a cyclist, but..." Spectator article
Back when the Highway Code was (even more of) a hot topic, the Daily Mail published an "error-strewn" Richard Littlejohn column attacking cyclists...
Even Britain's Got Talent got in on the act...
> Britain’s Got Terrible Cycling Takes: Amanda Holden says cyclists with cameras are "asking for trouble"
It's exhausting...