A Giro d’Italia rider asked on Twitter how any beers he needed to down to replace the Calories burnt in Saturday’s monster stage in the Dolomites … and the answer was one that would leave even the most hollow-legged of beer aficionados legless, never mind a cyclist at the end of a three-week Grand Tour.
“Today at the Giro I consumed 6,300 Calories,” wrote Groupama-FDJ rider, Jacopo Guarnieri.
“Can anyone tell me how many beers I need to drink to replenish?“
Eurosport commentator Rob Hatch suggested that Daniel Lloyd, who has been working for the channel during the race, might “know something about that.”
“14 x 330ml Duvels,” Lloyd shot back. “Then you’d have enough left over for a Bud Light, but I wouldn’t bother with that bit.”
“I’m gonna have a funny night, then,” replied Guarnieri.
Another response came from his former Astana team-mate Enrico Gasparotto, now riding for Dimension Data.
“More than you could manage, no doubt,” he said.
We’re not sure whether he took up Lloyd’s advice of downing a baker’s dozen plus one bottles of the 8.5 per cent ABV Belgian beer … but he finished 117th out of 142 riders in yesterday’s concluding individual time trial in Verona.
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I don't understand these disc injuries. Were they not on the wheel at the time? How can the edge of the disc come into contact with a leg this way? The rim and spokes will get in the way.
That is a really nasty looking injury - it looks like a special effect!
(Disclaimer: *my* bike has v-brakes...).
It's possible, particularly if the disc has a sharp edge - e.g. if the wheel is effectively sliding it's spokes across the top of your leg, then you potentially cut the inside of your thigh, or you can knock your knee against them from a number of angles - but it's actually difficult to make big cuts with them. This, I think, has been the main point of those who didn't subscribe to the 'pro peloton to be instantly reduced into pile of quivering mince-meat' frame of mind, rather than it's impossible. This may well turn out to be caused by a disc - who knows - but as seen further up this news segment and elsewhere, you can get slashed by any number of parts of a bike.
That said, i've not actually seen a large gash caused by a rotor on the road yet - the two hyped cuts in recent memory turned out to be almost certainly caused by a chainring and protruding part of a barrier.
At last we have definitive proof on one debate. No discs please.
I wonder what the 'disc brakes don't cut through skin' brigade are going to say about this incident?
Pretty shitty for van Dijk, if she has her suspicions then surely the team would be getting the police involved and checking all the other teams for the bike no given her accusation?
As for the 14 beers, I would think post race a couple of shandies would put many pro cyclists on the floor, 14 bottles would be enough for the whole team to get pissed