Both knees – skin missing.
Right elbow – compact hole.
Tights – hole.
Shorts – hole.
Undervest – hole.
Handlebar Tape – holed and scuffed.
Saddle – scuffed.
As a cyclist, no matter how right you are, and no matter how any motorists get out their car to tell him he was driving like a twat, you sometimes come off worse, although kicking dents in the door is small recompense.
Where’s the scrubbing-brush?