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"Just build bike lanes": Autonomous gondola pods are "here to revolutionise transport" — but not everybody's convinced; Shedgate 2: Cyclist forced to dismantle "beautiful" bike shed; Worrying drink driving figures; Ineos Hotspur? + more on the live blog

The shortest day of the year but no excuses for the shortest live blog... Dan Alexander will be bringing you your Wednesday fix

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21 December 2022, 17:33
Have a great evening!

The live blog will be back same time and place tomorrow, potentially with Shedgate updates, an accurate translation for Wout's cryptic Strava caption and just about anything and everything else bike-related and worth procrastinating from work over...

See you then!

21 December 2022, 17:28
More monorail reaction... sorry I mean... *checks notes* Swyft Cities' "innovative mobility project"

Plenty of Simpsons memes going around in response to this one...

If you can't beat 'em, join them...

Doesn't mean I or 90 per cent of the repliers are sold though... 

21 December 2022, 09:03
"Just build bike lanes": Autonomous gondola pods are "here to revolutionise transport" — but not everybody's convinced

First it was Elon Musk saying he'd send traffic underground, now it's this transport tech company who reckon a network of autonomous gondola pods is the way forward... which is going down as well as you might expect...

Founded by former Google employees, Swyft Cities is, the company says, a way to "bring innovative mobility to public and private real estate projects". Selling the gondola dream as modular, sustainable, low cost and efficient (like, I don't know, a bicycle?) Swyft shows computer-generated images of what a network could look like by "freeing up land" and taking journeys to the sky.

Gondola system (screenshot Swyft Cities/Twitter)

In short, we're seeing a snarled up road below, and pods above. So, how did the good people of cycling Twitter react to this "innovative" transport solution...

21 December 2022, 17:22
Dutch cycle busses
21 December 2022, 15:21
Wout van Aert and new teammate Dylan van Baarle plot a big one

Check out who was checking out Roubaix today...

 

With none other than...

 

A ride name which apparently cryptically means 'It is a thick device' (according to Google Translate)... anyone with even the slightest modicum of Dutch-speaking abilities please get yourself in the comments ASAP...
 

21 December 2022, 14:59
"I found the bins on the driveway more ugly and out of place than the shed"

Time for some of your comments on the day's events, starting with Shedgate 2...

hirsute: "I found the bins on the driveway more ugly and out of place than the shed."

EddyBerckx: "The bike shed looks great and you can guarantee that front garden looks neater than most in that road... especially if front 'drives' are allowed."

Let me introduce you to the rest of the street...

Salisbury bike shed location

HoarseMann: "In the bike shed article on the Salisbury Journal link, in the comments someone has noted that there is a planning officer at the council with the same name as one of the complainants. This complainant refers to council policy 'CP57' in their complaint, which seems to infer a bit of knowledge about the process.

"Then another complainant explains they wouldn't have said anything before they were invited to comment! Does have a slight whiff of some insider knowledge of the planning process. All above board I would guess, even if that was the case.

"As someone else suggests, just plonk a battered caravan there instead."

Literally around the corner...

Salisbury bike shed location

brooksby: "I can't see what's wrong with that bike shed anyway — looks neat and tidy, and it's way smaller than a parked car."

 Elsewhere on the live blog, Sniffer points out "I don't think Tao or Geraint are going to be pleased" about Ineos Grenadier 4x4's new partnership with the other north London lot...

While eburtthebike had some thoughts on the ingenious gondola...

"It may be a tribute to human ingenuity that so many otherwise intelligent people keep re-inventing the wheel with increasingly clever alternatives to the private car, but it's also depressing that they can't see the answer when it's been obvious for so many years. Swyft Cities are merely the latest in a very long line of transport systems looking for a problem to solve, when the solution is right in front of their eyes.

"It's rather like electric cars, they won't solve any of the problems of mass car use and will create serious problems of their own, but try getting the media to mention anything else. 

"Buses, trams, cycling, walking, all vastly better solutions than e-cars but are pretty much banned from the media. I listen to quite a bit of Radio 4 and yet again, e-cars featured on You and Yours, for the 3,000,001th* time; I still haven't heard them feature bikes.

"*An exaggeration of course; I added the 1."

21 December 2022, 13:36
A familiar tale...
21 December 2022, 12:18
But what if I need to move a sofa?

Sofa-r so good... 

21 December 2022, 12:00
One in ten Brits admit to knowingly drink driving home from Christmas party
Beer taps (copyrighht Simon MacMichael)

Research from iCompario suggests that millions of Brits have driven home drunk from their work's Christmas party. The concerning figures come as the result of a survey involving 1,000 UK adults who drive and found that 17 per cent of men admitted to drink driving at Christmas, versus six per cent of women.

When extended to the wider population, the survey results suggest, iCompario says, that as many as 4.5 million UK drivers have broken the law by driving under the influence after a Christmas event, while up to 1.6 million (four per cent) have knowingly driven home over the limit after a Christmas party on more than one occasion.

> Drunk driver who crashed into cyclist, breaking his neck, walks free from court

The findings also highlighted that men are much more likely to drink drive at Christmas than women. Almost one in five men have done so, compared to just over one in 20 women (six per cent). One in seven (13 per cent) admitted that whilst they haven’t driven home from a festive do over the legal limit, they have got into the car with someone who was.

21 December 2022, 11:16
2022 Specialized Allez Sprint | Dream build staff bike
21 December 2022, 10:41
Tottenham Hotspur announce the Ineos Grenadier as Official 4x4 Vehicle Partner

So, the supposed Manchester United-supporting billionaire who was confusingly interested in buying Chelsea now pumps money into Tottenham Hotspur through a '4x4 Vehicle Partner' (because every top sports team needs one of them)...

It's almost like Sir Jim Ratcliffe ain't a football fan and cares more about his business' bank balance?! Surely not...

I wouldn't go asking the Ineos boys for any tips on scoring penalties, mind...

> "We'll stick to what we do best!": Geraint Thomas won't be getting a World Cup call up on this evidence 

21 December 2022, 09:54
Shortest day of the year

On the plus side we're on the way back to those long summer evenings... just three months of indoor training to go...

21 December 2022, 09:23
Shedgate 2: Cyclist forced to dismantle "beautiful" bike shed

The Salisbury Journal reports a resident has been ordered to dismantle his "beautiful bespoke wooden bike shed" following complaints from neighbours and an unsuccessful planning application.

Nick Arnold told the Journal, who have pictures of the shed in their coverage, he built the £2,000 shed "in good faith" as he had "nowhere to store our bikes" but now will be forced to "pay someone to dismantle it".

The city council described the structure as "unsightly", with neighbours branding it an "eyesore" and "poorly integrated with the house" during the planning application.

Built by a professional carpenter the shed was, Mr Arnold said, "sustainable and environmentally friendly but we've been told it's not in keeping with the rest of the house".

We've been here before...

While the latest 'shedgate' protagonist doesn't intend to appeal the decision, last May we covered the story of a family from Leicester who were finally granted planning approval for their similar bike storage shed.

Leicester shed via Facebook

That decision came after the story gained widespread coverage and even the Mayor of Leicester expressed support for the family, saying the city council's planning officers "got it wrong".

Dan is the road.cc news editor and has spent the past four years writing stories and features, as well as (hopefully) keeping you entertained on the live blog. Having previously written about nearly every other sport under the sun for the Express, and the weird and wonderful world of non-league football for the Non-League Paper, Dan joined road.cc in 2020. Come the weekend you'll find him labouring up a hill, probably with a mouth full of jelly babies, or making a bonk-induced trip to a south of England petrol station... in search of more jelly babies.

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IanMK replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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I suspect that Sat Nav may be, in part, to blame. They were just following instructions.

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OnYerBike replied to IanMK | 1 year ago
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IanMK wrote:

I suspect that Sat Nav may be, in part, to blame. They were just following instructions.

Google Maps already knows the "correct" way around.

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IanMK replied to OnYerBike | 1 year ago
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I think cars with built in Sat Nav tend not to get updated so probably won't.

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OnYerBike replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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Although I don't think there's any excuse for any of the drivers, I can see why the current approach may be confusing and frustrating. The road drivers wish to turn into is not one way - but the "correct" way to get into it is to keep straight, do a U-turn at the gyratory up ahead, and then turn right on the way back down.

If you're not familiar with the layout I can imagine that is entirely unclear (and given the number of layout changes in recent months as tram works progress I wouldn't be suprised if many people are unfamiliar with the current layout), and if you are familiar with the layout then you'll know that going to the gyratory, around, and back is going to add on a chunk of time (lots of traffic and several sets of traffic lights to get through), which I can imagine is frustrating when the road you want to go down is "just there".

It's also the only junction I can think of where the "no left turn" exists purely as a result of light phasing for pedestrians. Most of the time a "no left turn" exists because the road on the left is one way/no entry, or because the road layout means it is dangerous to attempt to turn left (e.g. a very tight corner). Sometimes there is a "no right turn" for other reasons e.g. when the volume of oncoming traffic means attempting to turn right would lead to queues and obstruction.

My understanding is that the current light phasing exists because some computer modelling suggested this would minimise delays to all road users (including pedestrians). 

My (short term) solution would be to say that if drivers can't be trusted to obey the road signs (and evidently they can't) then the best alternative is to scrap the "no left turn" and change the light phasing, but still prioritising pedestrians. This will mean drivers spend more time sat at red lights and longer queues for drivers, but they only have themselves to blame. 

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Hirsute replied to OnYerBike | 1 year ago
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Handy to have a local view, although I will say there is a large no left sign where they are turning !

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OnYerBike replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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Yeah - there are a lot of signs so it is definitely clear that you are not allowed to turn left, and hence no excuse for doing so. It's just far less clear what you are meant to do instead!

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chrisonabike replied to OnYerBike | 1 year ago
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Agree with you here - while it may be slightly to the betterment of pedestrians or even cyclists this sounds like a case of the planners blindly following the computer!  I don't think it's sensible to expect "sign it better" to triumph over humans here - particularly where you always could make a left turn, the alternative route up and round will probably take them a couple of minutes AND they can see that you could go that way.

As you say no reason why they can't just hold the cars turning left - it's not like they're blocking the trams and it's two lane here so buses can get past.

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IanMSpencer replied to OnYerBike | 1 year ago
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I would put allow a left, but have the traffic lights have a stop for left and a green for straight on, with a short left turn phase after pedestrians have been halted and cleared the crossing. Then anyone turning left out of phase is a red light jumper - and of course, those waiting to turn left get those drivers going straight on in the left lane pissed off with cars not pedestrians.

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mattw replied to OnYerBike | 1 year ago
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You're being a little too sympathetic imo.

AIUI the diversion is into a sort of straight then right then back loop, because as has been noted the left is too sharp and too dangerous whilst roadworks are proceeding. Really it's a temporary kind of slalom like that they put on the Leith Walk bike obstacle course, plus a foldback.

There are bloody great huge No Left Turn signs, and people driving their cars have been hooning through pedestrians on a Pelican Crossing in the pedestrian phase.

But a lot are getting reported, including taxi-hoons to the Licensing Office.

It's tempting to declare that Edinburghians are mostly lawless vagabonds, but I'd better not devil. In 1745 the lawless vagabonds came our way in Derby, and all ran away when they faced meeting *our* lawless vagabonds.

A below sightline bell bollard on the LT corner designed to bend all the sills of all the lawbreaking cars seems a good idea.

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OnYerBike replied to mattw | 1 year ago
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mattw wrote:

AIUI the diversion is into a sort of straight then right then back loop, because as has been noted the left is too sharp and too dangerous whilst roadworks are proceeding. Really it's a temporary kind of slalom like that they put on the Leith Walk bike obstacle course, plus a foldback.

My understanding is that the "no left turn" is intended to be permanent and not because of any ongoing roadworks but purely the result of decisions about light phasing and traffic flow. 

Agree with the rest...

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TheBillder replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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hirsute wrote:

"She politely put her indicator on as she waited to drive off the pavement onto the road so she knew some of her highway code."

Sod the pedestrians on the actual pavement.

 

The Honda driver was on the wrong side of the central island at that point - in effect, going the wrong way along a dual carriageway. So they needed to take some sort of action but it wasn't the right one. Still, you can see why they need an off-road vehicle.

This area is a total nightmare at the moment though - it does seem to change very frequently and most of the signs are temporary. It's not easy imho, whether driving, cycling or walking.

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essexian | 1 year ago
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I just don't understand what's wrong with a monorail...

 

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hawkinspeter replied to essexian | 1 year ago
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essexian wrote:

I just don't understand what's wrong with a monorail...

It's more a Shelbyville idea.

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IanMK | 1 year ago
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I'm sure most have seen this before but in case we need reminding why we are so ignored by the capitalist agenda

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hawkinspeter replied to IanMK | 1 year ago
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IanMK wrote:

I'm sure most have seen this before but in case we need reminding why we are so ignored by the capitalist agenda

There's some broken window fallacies in there (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_broken_window)

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Daveyraveygravey replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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hawkinspeter wrote:

IanMK wrote:

I'm sure most have seen this before but in case we need reminding why we are so ignored by the capitalist agenda

There's some broken window fallacies in there (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_broken_window)

 

Is that a new way of spelling bullshit?

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chrisonabike replied to IanMK | 1 year ago
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Sounds more like Zorg from the Fifth Element!

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CyclingGardener replied to IanMK | 1 year ago
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Isn't it satirical? And the point being made is that GDP is a stupid measure and govenments (and the rest of us) shouldn't make decisions based solely on that kind of economic logic. I've seen similar about GDP and cars - if you make good cars, you only sell one to each driver and they don't need mending. Better for everyone and the planet. If, on the other hand, you make rubbish cars, people have to keep buying new ones or spend a fortune on repairs. Rubbish all round - but great for GDP . . .

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