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"Don't be a stupid twat", says new 'safety campaign'

London ad firm launches website and puts up helpful signs; all PR is good PR, right?

Everyone seems to be talking about cycle safety right now, what with the injuries to both Bradley Wiggins and Shane Sutton over the past week. But London-based ad firm Karmarama have taken it upon themselves to solve the problem with a simple message: Don't be a stupid twat.

Because apparently, that's the root of the problem. "Every year in this country there are around 19,000 reported cycling accidents on our roads, and on average 3,000 cyclists who are killed or seriously injured," their website, www.ride-smart.org, states. No argument there, it's a sobering statistic.

"Cyclists riding like stupid twats cause a percentage of these accidents so lots of accidents, injuries and deaths could therefore be avoided," it then goes on to say. And helpfully lists the most twattish things you can apparently do, which in order of twattishness are jumping red lights, cycling with headphones, not having lights at night and just "being stupid".

As well as their website, which loops videos of daft and dangerous behaviour by various riders, Karmarama have helpfully put up signs around London with limericks describing the deaths of fictional cyclists due to their behaviour.

There's so much wrong with this approach it's difficult to know where to start. But we have to start somewhere, so let's start with the fact that it's a huge exercise in victim blaming. The campaign links actual scenarios where cyclists are being killed – mostly it talks about being hit by lorries – directly with rider behaviour, and at no point talks about the responsibilities of other road users, as if it's rider behaviour that's the sole issue.

It's not. Analysis of the causes of collisions resulting in death or serious injury to cyclists shows that one in four accidents resulting in death or serious injury to a cyclist are due to the cyclist being struck from behind. The top bugbear on Ride Smart's list, red light jumping, accounts for just 2% of injuries.

Chris Peck of CTC told The Guardian at the time of the above report: “The main cause of crashes seems to be 'failed to look properly', whereas very few cyclists are injured or killed acting illegally, such as failing to use lights at night or disobeying traffic signals. We believe that the government should now focus on tackling the causes of injury which appears to be mainly inconsiderate and dangerous driving. Reduced speed limits, stronger traffic law enforcement and cycle-friendly road design are the solutions."

The campaign, if we can call it that, is also massively divisive in that it works to reinforce the prejudices that many people have – including, we'd suggest, the people that cause most danger to cyclists – about the behaviour of bike riders. The more people that think that deaths of cyclists on the road are due to simple twattery on the part of those killed, the less likely they are to look at their own behaviour. That's not good.

There's so much more, but we'll sign off with a quick note that any campaign based largely around limericks should probably employ a copywriter that can do good ones. And leave the last word to Mark Ames from top London cycling blog ibikelondon, who said of the campaign, ""The message that all road users should take care is no bad thing, but this 'campaign' – which has been seemingly dreamt up by the advertising agency Karmarama - is so uncomfortably ill-thought out, ham-fisted and juvenile it leaves one wondering if they left the work experience kids in charge of the 'Publish' button?

"It wouldn't be so bad if it existed only online but the installation of these badly written limerick signs in public spaces serves not only to perpetuate the myth that cyclists are responsible for their own demise, but also could cause genuine distress to those of us who have witnessed real cycling crashes on London's dangerous roads and who might come across these by accident. If I was an advertiser I'd be checking my brand was safe in the hands of Karmarama if this is the best they can come up with. On the other hand if this is supposed to be some kind of not so clever stunt then sadly, in the week that the 12th cyclist to die in London in 2012 passed away, it's just not terribly funny."

Karmarama, who have so far been likened to Nathan Barley and fictional Twenty Twelve PR firm Perfect Curve by the bike congnoscenti, have a mantra: Work hard, Be nice to people, Play ping pong. This phoned-in and frankly ridiculous publicity stunt seems to fail on all three counts... unless they were playing ping pong when they dreamed it up, that is. We wouldn't put it past them.

Karmarama limerick competition

Write a limerick detailing what you think of the campaign and stick it in a comment below. A pair of socks to the winner! We'll judge it when the fuss has died down.

Dave is a founding father of road.cc, having previously worked on Cycling Plus and What Mountain Bike magazines back in the day. He also writes about e-bikes for our sister publication ebiketips. He's won three mountain bike bog snorkelling World Championships, and races at the back of the third cats.

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hairyairey | 11 years ago
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Of course, we can always make a complaint that these signs are insulting under the Public Order Act. After all, nearly everyone else uses it.

(Yes, I know - it wasn't five lines and it doesn't rhyme - I have a BSc not a BA...)

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shockleader | 11 years ago
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der der derderder der der derderder
der der derderder der der derderder
der der derderder
der der derderder
It was irony but the twats didn't get it.

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The Rumpo Kid replied to Rvizzle | 11 years ago
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Rvizzle wrote:

Karmarama recently moved from Kensington to Farringdon. Many of their employees are cyclists (there was always loads of bikes in their yard). Surely the chance of getitng run over was worse out West? Their PR arm, Cream is respectable too, so I really don't understand this move. A misjudged move from an otherwise creditable agency; hopefully a one-off. Someone has funded it at the end of the day, so would like to understand who that was.

There is, by their very nature, no such thing as a creditable advertising agency.

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Rvizzle replied to TheFatAndTheFurious | 11 years ago
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neildmoss wrote:

In the battle between car and bike,
Karmararma gave invective a hike.
Their position was shameless -
"The car driver is blameless".
Twats? Check the mirror, more like.

where's the like button when you need it

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Bird On A Bike replied to Rvizzle | 11 years ago
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Rvizzle wrote:
neildmoss wrote:

In the battle between car and bike,
Karmararma gave invective a hike.
Their position was shameless -
"The car driver is blameless".
Twats? Check the mirror, more like.

where's the like button when you need it

I'll second that  3

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Mountainboy | 11 years ago
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There was an ad agency called Karma-something or other
Who appear to be a bunch of knobs
I'm not very good at limericks
How many lines are there meant to be?
Ah, 5 apparently, thanks Google.

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INBFC replied to Mountainboy | 11 years ago
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Genius. Mountainboy definitely wins

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Bird On A Bike | 11 years ago
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There once was an Ad-man called Chris
Who hated cyclists so much he wrote this
"You're all stupid twats
Deserve to be knocked over flat"
And I've not just dug myself a hole but an Abyss!

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Karbon Kev | 11 years ago
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Not all PR is good, and this ain't good ...

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chain_link | 11 years ago
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There once was a little ad agency
Believing in their own cogency
So said ninja, RLJ
And headphone cyclists pay!
When all they needed was a little recumbency

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andyp | 11 years ago
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I was with them until the stupid headphones comment and it all went downhill from there.

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pjt201 | 11 years ago
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A group of hip advertising twunts
thought they could stop cycle shunts
oh how they were wrong
their campaign was not strong
and instead exposed them as cnuts

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bringmemyfix | 11 years ago
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When idiots do their campaigning
They dent the compassion remaining
Sensationalist vulture
This heartless blame culture
But all their good karma is waning.

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rich22222 | 11 years ago
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The cyclist haters at Karmaramas
while dancing round in their pyjamas,
designed a campaign,
without using a brain,
....then went back to fucking their mamas

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pjay | 11 years ago
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Yes, creative defacing of the signs is the way forward.

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rich22222 | 11 years ago
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I think if I lived in London I would be out with some spray cans making suitable amendments, (suggestion to anyone who does?)  16

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IHphoto | 11 years ago
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Those silly young mad-men, Karmarama,
got us all worked up in a lather,
we'll show their clients the stats
the stupid prats
they'll find what goes around comes around much harder

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spen | 11 years ago
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Notice that they've had to take a video by CycleMickey down for copy right infringnment. As most of the fotage seems to have seen on Silly Cyclists perhaps CyclingGaz could notify the other and encourage them to do the same. And just what is the relevance of a Dutch video?

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dave atkinson replied to spen | 11 years ago
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spen wrote:

Notice that they've had to take a video by CycleMickey down for copy right infringnment. As most of the fotage seems to have seen on Silly Cyclists perhaps CyclingGaz could notify the other and encourage them to do the same. And just what is the relevance of a Dutch video?

especially a dutch video showing an hgv speeding across a crossing where there's a bike waiting to cross

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Gkam84 replied to spen | 11 years ago
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spen wrote:

Notice that they've had to take a video by CycleMickey down for copy right infringnment. As most of the fotage seems to have seen on Silly Cyclists perhaps CyclingGaz could notify the other and encourage them to do the same. And just what is the relevance of a Dutch video?

Notified Premises187 who's had at least one of his video's used. He's a funny motor-biker  3

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Edgeley | 11 years ago
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Apparently when I nearly got hit
By a red running BMW driving git
I was too dark to be seen
And my light can't have been green
Because it is always the fault of the cyclist who is apparently a twat and goes out of his way to become a statistic.

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lushmiester | 11 years ago
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There was and agency called Karmarama
who wanted to get on strava
but their red light rhyme was crap
So they were left off the map
and now they're working somewhere in Navarda

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andyspaceman | 11 years ago
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I don't like all of what Karmarama say,
But I ride across London every day.
Most of the close calls,
From Canary Wharf to St Paul's,
Are caused by cyclists acting this way.

I'm just saying like...

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Jon | 11 years ago
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An agency called Karmarama
Wants to blame the harmee not the harmer
But shifting the blame
Is not only lame
It gives bike-hating petrolheads cause to think they are in the right as they rev aggressively before overtaking round a blind corner and forcing you off the road, the wankers - thanks Karmarama!

(Well their last line doesn't scan so I don't see why mine has to.)

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steff | 11 years ago
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To Karmarama I say "you first". What an irredeemable shower of bell ends.

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CraigS | 11 years ago
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Some bad drivers talk on their phones,
But they'll still have a good old moan,
At bad cyclists who run red,
Claiming all of them deserve to be dead,
Whilst a metal box protects their own bones.

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Simon_MacMichael | 11 years ago
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Twat cyclists were held in the wrong
By an ad firm that loves its ping-pong
That’s whiff-whaff to Boris
But it’s actually lorries
Where most of the blame must belong

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Doctor Fegg | 11 years ago
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An ad agency from (guess where?) Shoreditch
Launched a campaign that was more than just boorish
The concept was crass
The rhymes? Pulled out their ass
It was all a bit new-media-whore-ish

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mingmong | 11 years ago
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Roses are blue
Violets are red
Mix cycling with twattery..
And you'll be dead.

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dave atkinson | 11 years ago
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'twas an ad firm designer's ass-hattery
to blame road deaths on just cycle twattery
but he's taken the rap
'cause his rhyming was crap
let's just say that he's no tony slattery

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