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burtthebike | 5 years ago
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"Angry Canal Man".  One too many Cs in that.

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Leviathan replied to burtthebike | 5 years ago
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burtthebike wrote:

"Angry Canal Man".  One too many Cs in that.

No there is definitely one C in that picture.

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Beecho replied to Leviathan | 5 years ago
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Leviathan wrote:

burtthebike wrote:

"Angry Canal Man".  One too many Cs in that.

No there is definitely one C in that picture.

Canal! Do I win a prize?

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brooksby | 5 years ago
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Its actually difficult to tell if Canal Guy is genuinely trying to be doing something for the public good or if he's just a bit pi$$ed and being an @rse.  Even the worst of the "This. Is. A. Footpath!" type people don't ever actually stand right in front of you with their arms outstretched (at least, not in my experience).

(BTW - is that his boat or is he just nicking something from it? )

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PRSboy replied to brooksby | 5 years ago
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brooksby wrote:

Its actually difficult to tell if Canal Guy is genuinely trying to be doing something for the public good or if he's just a bit pi$$ed and being an @rse.  Even the worst of the "This. Is. A. Footpath!" type people don't ever actually stand right in front of you with their arms outstretched (at least, not in my experience).

(BTW - is that his boat or is he just nicking something from it? )

Dunno, but there is something oddly compelling about his "Dismount when there's pedestrians!" and the rallying cry "Pedestrians have the privilege!"

His camouflage outfit adds to the aura of canal path commando.

Less impressive was the cyclist pedalling off and leaving the lady cyclist in the clutches of the bloke who'd threatened him.

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kingleo | 5 years ago
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Pedestrians should walk in single file on the side of shared paths, and wear a bright yellow jacket so they can be seen.

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PRSboy replied to kingleo | 5 years ago
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kingleo wrote:

Pedestrians should walk in single file on the side of shared paths, and wear a bright yellow jacket so they can be seen.

They should have clanging bells too, like Alpine cows.

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burtthebike replied to PRSboy | 5 years ago
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PRSboy wrote:

kingleo wrote:

Pedestrians should walk in single file on the side of shared paths, and wear a bright yellow jacket so they can be seen.

They should have clanging bells too, like Alpine cows.

And helmets and Mae Wests.

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BehindTheBikesheds | 5 years ago
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never ridden on a tow path, can't say this would ever lure me to do so either.

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ktache | 5 years ago
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I still have my permit, sits in my bag.

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StraelGuy | 5 years ago
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The term 'mouth-breather' springs immediately to mind...

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DrG82 | 5 years ago
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I thought the cyclist did very well to keep so calm with that idiot by the canal. you know some people are trouble just by their cammo shorts and T. It sounded like he'd been on the booze too just to add to his already minimal IQ.

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ChrisB200SX replied to DrG82 | 5 years ago
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DrG82 wrote:

. It sounded like he'd been on the booze too just to add to his already minimal IQ.

you know you're unintelligent when boozing increases your IQ.

I look forward to the video when I get home.

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Yorkshire wallet | 5 years ago
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Well canal guy was, err, what I can only describe as a throwback. I was into eugenics I'd be round his with a pair bricks to the knackers to stop the line. 

Trouble with pricks like that they are looking for any 'good guy' excuse to be a bad guy. 

"but the cyclist was doing 11mph, I had to drown them so nobody got hurt"

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ConcordeCX replied to Yorkshire wallet | 5 years ago
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Yorkshire wallet wrote:

Well canal guy was, err, what I can only describe as a throwback. I was into eugenics I'd be round his with a pair bricks to the knackers to stop the line. 

Trouble with pricks like that they are looking for any 'good guy' excuse to be a bad guy. 

"but the cyclist was doing 11mph, I had to drown them so nobody got hurt"

there was a time, before British Waterways was turned into the charity Canal and Rver Trust that it is now, only in 2012, when you were supposed to have a permit to cycle on the towpat. So perhaps he's emerged from a pre-2012 time tunnel. Don't tell him the Olympics have been and gone.

 

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davel | 5 years ago
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UK Cycling Expert daftness.

 

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davel | 5 years ago
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Mirror - chateau!

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Kendalred replied to davel | 5 years ago
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davel wrote:

Mirror - chateau!

Chateau!?

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