There could well be an angry farmer out there with an escaped bull because someone has made a bicycle from one of his gates.
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Imagine the size of his balls

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@chrisonabike Something I learned whilst working in 'Elf 'n' Safety is that so long as the slower highway user is making good progress, no worries. If dawdling that's taking the pee. Boo hoo that some road users in their rot-boxes had to slow down for 10 minutes or more, you're on holiday you don't have anywhere you need to be calm your jets luv!
@George Hill Were you honestly delayed by 15 minutes? The alternative to cycling on this road is an off road path - the Salterns Way - that is extremely bumpy and uncomfortable on anything other than a full suspension mountain bike, and which takes a very circuitous route to West Wittering. Riding on this route would have delayed the cyclist by 30 minutes or more and would need changing to a different bike. Why should the cyclist be put to so much inconvenience? But perhaps the cyclist had experienced one too many motorists not extending him any courtesy by for example entering narrow sections he was already in forcing him to stop or swerve into the door zone or the margins?
Woah. Deja vu.
That's me done then. Thanks for everything.
@mdavidford I think you're misunderstanding societal norms and courtesies. Firstly, you are de facto claiming that the road was completely pan flat because, if it wasn't, stopping causes *zero* inconvenience to the cyclist in terms of energy expenditure (as they can just do a rolling start) and costs a few seconds of time. It seems strikingly unreasonable to assume that a few seconds of the cyclist's time is worth (cumulatively) hours of everyone else's. Secondly, George has already kindly pointed out that there was, in fact, a cycle lane that could have been used, but instead the cyclist chose to ride in such a position that no one could safely get past. If the cyclist had merely moved to the left for even a few seconds, the bottleneck he'd created would have been relieved. Finally, and perhaps slightly more controversially, it's revealed that the cyclist was riding a Colnago Master. This is a vintage bike dating back decades, and certainly not the kind of machine that would be suitable for commuting or utilitarian cycling. I think it's tentatively safe to say, therefore, that the cyclist wasn't engaged in a meaningful journey and was economically inactive, holding up purposeful travellers and negatively disrupting the local economy. Just my tuppence worth.
You have to be 17 to drive a car (with exceptions where it's a mobility aid) but you can ride a moped or a scooter from 16.
We do, but... ...simply making progress along the road at your own pace is not being an arsehole. The argument that he could simply "move into ... one of the many driveways, laybys etc" hides a couple of false assumptions - that this would be essentially cost free for him (whereas in fact stopping and starting requires much more effort on a bike than in a car), and that it would be a one-off (whereas if the road is busy enough for a queue of 30 cars to build up he'd likely be stopping every couple of minutes to let people past. Or, alternatively, that all that cost to him is worth less than the 15 minutes extra it took to drive (7.5 minutes on average per car), which sounds pretty selfish on the part of the driver.
I'm not quite clear on this phrase and how it relates to the statistics. Does this mean "we have more sympathy for other members of a group we're part of?" Don't those rates just show that we don't care so much about those outside of our group? (As the "bad apples" are in the same group - motorists - in both examples?) Or is it that this is motornormativity: vulnerable road users are seen to be annoyances, contributing to their own misfortune? Or at least we sympathise with the killers as people not in cars are hard to spot and they don't behave like drivers?
@The_Ewan Exactly, I'm thinking Motobecane and Serotta, just to name two brands that should have been allowed to die with dignity.
Spot on! Ah, that's where you lose everyone, particularly when the group is an out-group / they're "other".
2 thoughts on “Imagine the size of his balls”
Those are 24″
Those are 24″ wheels…
Probably.
Imagine getting into a fight
Imagine getting into a fight with the f***er… 😉