A sports event MC who announced major UFC and boxing fights has been convicted of assaulting a 14-year-old boy and fined £2,500 over a dispute about a Lime Bike blocking a pavement outside his £1.6m west London home.
Ironically, pictures published by the Mail Online show Andrew Friedlander travelling to Wimbledon Magistrates’ Court on a Lime Bike — the court hearing how he grabbed the schoolboy by the neck and told the victim “I’m going to smash your face through this fence and drag you to my door”, the incident escalating as the 51-year-old confronted a group of schoolchildren about one of the hire bikes which had been knocked over and was blocking the pavement outside his East Sheen home.
Friedlander claimed he “felt a civic responsibility” due to the number of Lime Bikes parked on Hertford Avenue and went outside after hearing “a loud crunching sound”. He told the court his intention “was to unblock the pavement” and that he had feared for his safety as the confrontation with the schoolchildren developed, however district judge Sushil Kumar said Friedlander’s actions were “not the behaviour of someone in fear” and he was actually “irked by perceived disrespect”.
“This local resident resorted to vulgarity and made a threat to smash or slam and then grabbed the boy around the throat,” the judge said. “His actions were not in self-defence and parts of his evidence were deliberately untruthful.”
The former UFC announcer — whose social media profile states he is now retired but also worked on events at Wembley and world title boxing bouts — was convicted of the assault, fined £2,500 and ordered to pay £650 costs, £250 compensation to the victim and a £1,000 victim surcharge.
The west London road where Friedlander lives has apparently become a popular spot for Lime’s dockless e-bikes to be parked, Google Maps images showing a number of the bikes left on the street.
Regarding the incident of 25 November last year, the former MC insisted there was “no intention to hurt or injure”, although the court noted his account was significantly different to that of the victim and another 14-year-old who witnessed what happened.
The victim told the court: “A person approached me from behind and said: ”Who knocked over the Lime Bike? If you don’t pick it up I’m going to smash your face through this fence and drag you to my door’.
“I was nervous and shocked and he counted down from three and when he reached one he grabbed my neck and dragged me to the Lime Bike and made me pick it up. It was seven steps to the Lime Bike. He was ahead of me and pulling me and I was a bit sore afterwards, there were marks and a scratch on my neck. I picked it up, worried I would be assaulted again.”
At home, the 14-year-old’s mother took a photo of the scratch. During cross-examination by Friedlander’s lawyer Erin McKee, the schoolboy accepted the Lime Bike had fallen when his blazer caught its handlebar.
“It’s not like I pulled the bike, it just fell. I didn’t see it as a problem, I’ve often seen Lime Bikes on the ground,” he added.
A second schoolboy told the court: “As we walked past the Lime Bike it fell over and a man started asking questions about who knocked over the bike. ‘If you don’t pick up the bike I’m going to slam your heads through my front door,” and started counting down from three. He grabbed my friend by his neck and dragged him over to the bike.”
Friedlander claimed he “wanted to place some responsibility on people walking past my house” and “felt a civic responsibility”.
“They are children, but they are also teenagers and there was a lot of them. They were behind me, in front of me and to my left,” he said. “In the moment I felt surrounded. I was by myself in an unexpected situation, not primed for battle in my slippers and a group of young men not backing down, not budging. I was outnumbered.
“I grabbed the material on his shirt and blazer. I can’t be sure there wasn’t skin when I put my finger and thumb together. It was force to move away from a potentially volatile situation. It is possible in that moment a finger caught his neck, but it wasn’t intentional. I am not unaware young people in London carry knives and at that age there is a pack mentality and if one of them said: ‘Let’s go’, they would have all followed. The physical threat was something I was more than conscious of.”
However, during sentencing judge Kumar questioned Friedlander’s claims, saying: “Mr Friedlander said in his evidence he needed to ‘escalate or assert’ and that ‘a bit of authority was needed’. I couldn’t understand this approach. This did not support his assertion that he was in fear of the children and taking one boy by the collar was more likely to escalate the situation.
“This was not the behaviour of someone in fear. He was not acting in fear or self-defence. If he was in fear of violence his action of turning his back on the boys and heading home is puzzling. He was irked by perceived disrespect in an area he cared about and this local resident resorted to vulgarity and made a threat to smash or slam and then grabbed the boy around the throat.
“His actions were not in self-defence and parts of his evidence were deliberately untruthful.
“This conviction follows compelling evidence. It was not for you to act as the local vigilante to hold them to account. As soon as you lay hands on somebody potentially vulnerable there is risk of additional harm and those injuries, that small nick was caused by the incident. The greater punishment will be the loss of your good character. You will not wear that lightly in your business and your travel and that is a significant punishment. This offence was an aberration and there has been no repeat of this concerning behaviour since.”
Friedlander’s lawyer Miss McKee had highlighted positive references and called her client a “usually calm and placid” individual. She added: “It is the first time he has come into contact with the criminal justice system and this conviction will be a heavy burden on him as he frequently travels to the USA.”

19 thoughts on “Ex-UFC announcer assaulted schoolboy over Lime Bike blocking pavement outside £1.6m west London house… before turning up to court on one of the hire bikes”
Teenagers can be a pain, Lime
Teenagers can be a pain, Lime bikes doubly so but the perpetrator deserves no sympathy. He’s a bully and a thug who should have just ignored the situation however irksome. The best way to deal with teenagers is surely to just remember that however cool they may wish to be they’re going to grow up to be every bit as normal and blandly anonymous as the rest of us.
Yes. Difficult years. I was a
Yes. Difficult years. I was a rebellious pain in the bum as a teenager. Not sure I’ve changed as much as I’d like to think 🤔.
Indeed.
Indeed.
Tricky since pushing the boundaries to find them and provoking adults to see what happens and how you feel about it is part of growing up. Obviously depends on the situation, but if everyone just stays quiet and avoids eye contact (possibly through not unrealistic fears that kids may be armed) that teaches kids something too …
Although with kids in company it’s about demonstrating to their peers so the learning potential may be limited. And some people need a lot more “reinforcement” to learn … and a very few just don’t seen to.
Interesting how “my parking space” and “outside my house” becomes “civic responsibility”. Noting “kids are learning” though maybe he sees himself as a selfless volunteer teacher at the school of hard knocks?
No one owns a parking space
No one owns a parking space outside their house, its the Highway. If he had any civic responsibility he would have picked up the lime bike himself. Parents, teachers and the police teach kids appropriate behaviour. Dont grab other people’s kids and idealy dont assault your own.
Samtheeagle wrote:
In popular belief not only is “an Englishman’s home his* castle” but any conveniently nearby spot on the public road may be his* parking space too…
* Add / adjust pronouns to suit.
Englishperson, surely?
Englishperson, surely?
So when you see antisocial,
So when you see antisocial, inappropriate or illegal behaviour you just look the other way? Someone dropping litter, not clearing up after their dog, shoplifting, using the phone in the car, mugging an old lady; nothing to do with me. I’m not their teacher, parent, policeman?
The only illegal behaviour
The only illegal behaviour here is the assault of a child.
True. But do you look the
True. But do you look the other way and walk on past?
If I had my way, every time
If I had my way, every time some knob made some clearly bollocks excuse for their shitty behaviour in court the sentence/fine would double.
“… this conviction will be
“… this conviction will be a heavy burden on him as he frequently travels to the USA.”
Doesn’t DJT want to deport any foreign criminals…?
I wonder where Friedlander might end up…
And with a £1.6m home, I hardly think losng £4.4k is going be hurt his wallet.
“……….parts of his
“……….parts of his evidence were deliberately untruthful.” Newspeak for lying.
“It was not for you to act as the local vigilante to hold them to account.” So there are some real vigilantes out there, but they aren’t the cyclists with cameras.
A nasty, lying, violent, aggressive bully: just what I’d expect from a UFC commentater.
Did everyone miss this bit?
Did everyone miss this bit?
“the schoolboy accepted the Lime Bike had fallen when his blazer caught its handlebar.”
The youngster knocked the bike over but chose not to pick it up again. Not worthy of a physical assault but definitely worth pulling up on, unless his Mum / domestic cleaner was on-hand to do it for him.
Cities run on good-manners, letting people off the tube before trying to board etc. If you knock something over you put it back. It’s shocking that a 14 yr old didn’t know this.
Doesn’t justify physical
Doesn’t justify physical violence (or threats of) though. If so I’d be punching other members of the public every day (it’s yet to happen BTW).
Maybe you should try it for a
Maybe you should try it for a week Clem and let us know how you get on? 😉
sun was in my eyes etc
sun was in my eyes etc
Really? It’s not your job to
Really? It’s not your job to play bike orientation vigilante.
it’s a bike lying on its side. If it offends you that much you pick it up yourself.
The problem is Squirrel that
The problem is Squirrel that I do spend a lot of time moving stuff around, otherwise I cannot get the wheelchair past it.
“In the blue corner… The
“In the blue corner… The nasty 13 stone adult vigilante knobhead!
In the red corner…The 7 stone schoolboy!
The moment you’ve all been waiting for!
They hate each other. They’re gonna tear each other apart.
You’ve all paid £15.99 on ppv!
Seconds out! Ding ding!”