As you can imagine Lance Armstrong generates a vast amount of news and comment some of it quite bizarre. In the States everything he does is news to someone – including the people who build kitchens.

So if you’re tiring of the great man’s collarbone here’s a look at Lance’s kitchen courtesy of the Constant Craftsman. It is "Kick ass" apparently, although our man isn’t so keen on the low backed kitchen stools or the "slightly retro vibe" of the chairs… Not that Lance will care he’s got 7 miles of bike trails and 448 acres to play with and when he gets back he’s got a kitchen big enough to have the entire Astana team round for brekkie and still have room for a few celebrity pals too.