House of Lords in action

There's no business like parliamentary business

by Agony Guy   July 4, 2013  

Your papers please

I only caught part of the debate before falling into a catatonic state. Thank goodness it was recorded.

What is the government going to do to tell the cyclists to obey the red signs?

May I suggest to the honourable lady that we employ Daleks to police and exterminate them when necessary.

I don't care for these newfangled Doctor Whos--

Point of order, we were discussing the red signs. But out of deference to my noble friend's great age and wisdom, I yield the floor.

--And they have ear things.

Ear things?

Yes. My understanding is they're filled with music. Then there's that horrible Boris bike man, always talking on the phone with his hairdresser.

My hairdresser despairs over helmet hair. Takes him ages to make me presentable again. But as I'm in the public eye, it's important.

I'll tell the honourable gentleman what's important. Scofflaws need to be carrying ID because they habitually lie. I know it in my bones.

Did somebody mention phones? We need the Daleks to zap those out of their hands.

I'm a Tom Baker man. It's just a shame he got his scarf caught in his spokes and strangled himself.

My noble friend may be confusing the fourth incarnation of Doctor Who, still very much alive, with Isadora Duncan. We were lovers.

Cycling is so unsafe.

Think of the children, their heads are like eggshells. Shouldn't they all be wearing helmets? Or at least some sort of packing material.

My Lords, We've moved on from helmets. And the government is looking into which Doctor Who was the best. Now, if there are no other


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Hilarious, I would like to see more House of Lords comics please! Pretty please?

posted by TeamCC [146 posts]
4th July 2013 - 19:03


Are you sure this is the House of Lords? They were all awake Surprise

posted by SideBurn [908 posts]
5th July 2013 - 20:31


SideBurn wrote:
Are you sure this is the House of Lords? They were all alive Surprise

Fixed for you

Buddha said:

Believe nothing, No matter where you read it,
Or who has said it, Not even if I have said it,
Unless it agrees with your own reason
And your own common sense.

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posted by mad_scot_rider [580 posts]
9th July 2013 - 16:41


TeamCC wrote:
I would like to see more House of Lords comics please!

How about a peek at how they do it across the pond.

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posted by Agony Guy [43 posts]
12th July 2013 - 9:15