He jumps up, shaken but unfortunately not hurt, adjusts his balaclava, and tries to straighten the bar with desperate haste. People are watching.
“Are you OK?” I shout, with as much concern as I can muster for someone who’s just been the nail to an illegal e-bike hammer. People are watching me, too.
“I’m OK,” he replies, shakily. Then: “Come round the corner, and we’ll sort it out.”
Some of the cockiness is returning to his voice.
He’s wearing the full uniform: an all-black tracksuit and bally to match, and those black trainers the cast of Top Boy favour. I’m not too keen to join him, but I know it’s not really an option.
Sure enough, after I’ve carried my now non-rolling bike a few paces and sheepishly peeped round the hedge, there’s no sign of him. This has been coming for a long time, and I’m just glad it happened to me and not one of my kids.
A bike crash is always loud, and it’s something I’ve never become used to hearing or seeing. I’ve spent most of my life riding mountain bikes and, like most MTBers, have experienced more crashes than I’ve had bikes. And I’ve had a lot of bikes.
I’ve seen and heard quite a few too, and the sound of metal and carbon thumping into the ground is unforgettable. This kid – a teenager he almost certainly was – made a sound like you’d get throwing a TV out of a top-floor window.
In my 40 years of riding, this is the first time I’ve ever been hit by someone else on a bike of any kind. Car? Sure. Pedestrian? Once. But never by a fellow bike rider.
Of course, he wasn’t really a ‘cyclist’ or bike rider in the way you or I might be. And, although there still exists some snobbery about e-bikers – on the road and trails – they’re generally just interested in riding some steep inclines or having a more relaxed commute rather than being idiots. There’s no difference between someone who rides a proper, street legal e-bike and the rider of a non-electric bike.
This guy was different. Technically, it wasn’t actually an e-bike he was riding; it was a modified electric motorbike that could exceed speeds well beyond 15.5mph. He saw me coming, deliberately jumped a red light, and passed as close as possible. Too close – he clipped my back wheel and catapulted 20 feet down the road.
It’s a game of intimidation I’ve increasingly seen played out in the town I live in, with kids on illegal e-bikes increasingly becoming emboldened by the seeming lack of consequences. This time, he lost the round, but I fear they’re winning the game.
I saw them first back in September. They’d meet outside the local shops shortly after school, before suiting up. From what I saw, the next couple of hours were devoted to wheelies through traffic and doing skids on rugby pitches. All mostly innocent, and honestly, something I did as a kid too.
It didn’t last. A few months later, another dad on the school run reported that his kids were chased, and then more local residents reported rude, intimidating and downright dangerous behaviour.
And what of the police? As a community, we’ve been advised to report any sightings in the hope of building a picture of their movements. But I’m not encouraged. When I reported my hit-and-run, the police told me they would “keep a lookout for him”, and that was that. Would a hit-and-run by a car driver on a pedestrian have been treated in the same way? This is more than just anti-social behaviour; these are serious traffic crimes.
Illegal e-bikes have created an unregulated parallel mobility market, where regular, legal scooters and motorbikes are being replaced by illegal e-bikes – registrations of new L1 mopeds have fallen by more than 40% since 2022, according to the Motorcycle Industry Association (MCIA).
Time could soon be up for illegal e-bikes, though. The Electrically Assisted Pedal Cycles (EAPC) Bill is lumbering its way through Parliament, and its purpose is to ban the supply of e-bikes that exceed the 250W of continuous power threshold and 15.5 mph speed limit that defines them.
It’s a divisive issue for cyclists, and me personally. My e-bike delivers over 700W of peak power, and while its continuous power is rated at 200W, we all know this is really just a fudge. Can I really be that critical of others while my wheels are dangerously close to the line? Is it one rule for me and another for them? I can reconcile the two with the old trail user advice from Cycling UK that advised us to ‘be nice, say hi’. I think then, that I’m on the right side of the line.

2 thoughts on “I was hit by an illegal e-biker who ran a red light. Tougher regulation can’t come soon enough”
Presumably your bike has the legal restriction to 25 km/h, in which case you’re not dangerously close to the line at all, it’s the high speed achievable by illegal electric motorcycles (there is a plague of them at the moment in my area of London that, I would estimate, are capable of at least 45 mph) that’s causing the collisions, the actual power is fairly irrelevant.
I agree there’s a clear legal line * but I do see something here. Like much tech it’s entirely opaque from the outside (without even invoking things like the VW emissions cheating).**
I know in NL they have trialled semi-portable “test stations” to check max motor speeds. However with the latest “but there’s no money” crisis I can’t see that over here. Indeed it’s hard to see the police being motivated to do any more roads policing, with this even further down the priority list. Hope I’m wrong…
While I guess many of us *would* be fine with EAPCs as a means to attract “non-cyclists” … perhaps there’s an “attractive nuisance” element to this? We’re ushering people into an apparently effortless, easy and minimal consequence mobility mode without the “learning experience” of managing a lighter, unpowered machine on roads.
And it’s still (busy) *roads* where the new power-assisted riders will often find themselves. Not like in more advanced countries where people usually cycle in much safer and more controlled environments.
OTOH we should always balance such concerns against “but cars and full-power ICE motorbikes now” though! Number plates, licences and insurance aren’t necessarily mitigating that well…
* As soon as there are laws games will be played. How long can you be above the “continuous rate power” for? Can we have *multiple* legal motors on one machine?
** Is the power / speed actually regulated by software, and how long will that keep a child armed with the internet from unlocking it?