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OPINION

Dead Gorgeous (Nearly)

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White helmet with pink cycling cap underneath.

White Oakleys.
White jersey with pastel blue highlights.
White gillet.
White gloves.
Assos shorts with white flashes on the front.
White Campagnolo socks.
Spangly white Sidis dancing in the sunlight.
Pink bike.
Gleaming white handlebar-tape.

What do you mean "I didn't see you"?

Jo Burt has spent the majority of his life riding bikes, drawing bikes and writing about bikes. When he's not scribbling pictures for the whole gamut of cycling media he writes words about them for road.cc and when he's not doing either of those he's pedaling. Then in whatever spare minutes there are in between he's agonizing over getting his socks, cycling cap and bar-tape to coordinate just so. And is quietly disappointed that yours don't He rides and races road bikes a bit, cyclo-cross bikes a lot and mountainbikes a fair bit too. Would rather be up a mountain.

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VecchioJo | 15 years ago
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don't be silly, that would be just too much

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Trek Sal | 15 years ago
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Bet you haven't got spanking new pink tyres like I just won!  4

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