As someone who loves cycling, I suppose it’s heartening to know that, with all that’s going on in the world at the moment, the Daily Record decided to focus this morning’s front page on Mathieu van der Poel’s emergency visit – in the middle of the protest that temporarily halted Sunday’s elite men’s road race – to a local Scottish couple’s house to, ahem, use their facilities…
Now that’s what I call a front-page splash (or should that be dump?).
And come on, the Daily Record, ‘Mathieu van der Poo-el’ was stirring you right in the face and you went with that headline?
Anyway… Proud Scottish hosts Davie and Shona Findlay told the newspaper that they were “thrilled” to play such an integral role in Van der Poel’s maiden world road race title, and the first Dutch rainbow jersey in almost 40 years.
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“All we did was offer a bit of hospitality, which we would always do. Any of the neighbours would have done the same thing,” says Davie, who lives near the site of Sunday’s environmental protest, which halted the race for almost an hour in the Carron Valley.
“We did feel that it was a bit of an emergency because the team manager came first and asked if we could let one rider use the facilities, who I now take to be Mathieu van der Poel.
“He was such a nice guy and extremely polite and he was so grateful. The next thing we knew there was another rider and then another and I think we had four of the guys from the Netherlands in.
“I think they were just taking advantage of the lull in the race and enjoying the rest while they got focused for the restart.”
Delightful. Although, to be fair, given Tom Dumoulin’s exploits in the past, we should all just be glad that Dutch riders have now taken to using the toilet…
(Pauline Ballet/SWpix.com)
Van der Poel even showed how grateful he was by giving a shout out on Dutch TV to the Findlays.
“I had to do a big massive message,” he said. “I had to knock on the door of a couple’s house along the course. I really owe them and I would like to thank them so much. I couldn’t have carried on racing without their help.
“It was the biggest race of my life and it was so kind of these people to let me in their house and let me sit on their toilet.”
After hearing the world champion’s message, Davie said: “I heard that Mathieu had a very nice message for us so if we’re able to respond to that, I’d like to tell him that he’s very welcome and I’m thrilled that we could help him any way. It’s all a bit surreal to be honest, as we’re aware of what a massive race it was and the incident with the protestors made our home a real focal point in world news for an hour or so.”
(Alex Broadway/SWpix.com)
I hear the Findlays’ toilet seat and a tin of Febreze will be appearing next to the infamous BOA dial at the Netherlands’ cycling museum before Christmas…
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What is it with Vine? Entitled, whining, totally illogical drivel, once again.
These guys are simply doing their job, emptying HIS bins. Yes, sometimes they'll be on the "wrong" side of the road, parked momentarily while the guys empty bins in the back, then the lorry slowly edges forward. Does he think they'll totally change their route, take twice as long and carry the rubbish across a busy road, just for him, or what?
Vine clearly doesn't have an actual brain, but I assume his eyes work. Vine earns probably 20 times what these guys earn, if he were a true socialist/liberal he'd appreciate that, but he probably thinks the refuse fairies take his own rubbish away when he's not looking.
When you look at the crock of crap the BBC has become, you look at Vine and understand why.
Utter imbecile, making motorists dislike cyclists even more then (some) already do.
“I had to do a big massive message,” - loving road.cc's literal translations of dutch. "een grote boodschap" is a very dutch polite euphism for a massive dump. "boodschap" here is more like "errand" than message.
If the good folk of Carron Bridge are smart, they could make their loo public and charge passing cyclists a few quid to sit on the same throne as Matthieu.
RE: Londoners leave “advice” stickers on Lime bikes warning users to not jump red lights, ride on pavements, or “park like a t***”
I'm up for this but where can we get ones for taxis and private cars too?
What's that? Criminal damage? "Touch my motor and..."? Oh well, I guess we can only "encourage" people on bikes then.
FWIW I think bike share can be good but is hard and indeed a cost to run (everywhere?). That's why IIRC one of the most popular ones outside China is strongly linked with public transport because it's run by the state-owned the national rail company. Dockless bike share schemes are often bordering on a scam on the general public.
Depending on how offensive you want to be ...
https://yplac.co.uk/store/
I wish there were something less offensive.
I just was suggesting a match for the bike one - YPLAC doesn't cover driving on the pavement and red light jumping like the cycle ones do.
(And speeding, driving around on the phone etc.)
https://yplac.co.uk/product/parking-ticket-book/
Other !
"Perhaps there’s still time for all of us…"
So very condescending.
How is that condescending? "For all of us who thought we're way past the age we could compete for a world title, maybe we should think again." I see admiration, not condescension.
@road.cc, you're missing the cycling scoop of the year!
One Dutch word for excretion is "poepen" so one imagines the Dutch tabloids are having even more fun with it than ours.
He would actually have been better just sitting there at the red light. Assuming the lorry driver wouldn't actually drive over a cyclist, they would then have had the choice of a standoff whilst blocking the junction, or continuing down the actual road as they ought to.
As for running a red light, I don't consider that to be the case, he rode up onto the pavement, which is a totally acceptable thing to do when confronted with such dangerous driving.
Sooo. Maaannnyyy. Graphics....
He simply couldn't stop, he wouldn't want to offend the Trans community by skidding on their flag at the crossing. One doesn't just virtue signal with the Latest thing on your social media bio darling.