Ready to laugh at yourself this afternoon? The chaps at Canadian mountain bike site NSMB have put together this video that guides you in detail though becoming a road cyclist, or, as they put it, a ‘road biker’.
We’ve all been this newbie road cyclist, planning the next bike we’re going to get by the famous N+1 formula, then deciding we’ve got to have a winter bike so none of the shiny summer bikes we barely manage to find time to ride get dirty.

Learn to ride clipped in
You’ll need to learn to fall gracefully while clipped in, and learn the difference between IPA and EPO. Not sure? Ask someone wearing a yellow Livestrong wristband, the video recommends.
Here’s the whole thing:

25 thoughts on “Video: How to be a road cyclist”
Well they’ve got that one
Well they’ve got that one nailed. B-)
Make sure every ride is on
Make sure every ride is on Strava :O Hah Ha great video!
Very clever
Very clever
I’m in there somewhere
Great
I’m in there somewhere 😀
Great video
The MTB’er
The MTB’er one
This one is
This one is better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMCkuqL9IcM
A lot like the Mtn bike one
A lot like the Mtn bike one but still just as hilarious
Brilliant… made my day very
Brilliant… made my day very funny
Fantastic… telling the
Fantastic… telling the difference between IPA and EPO… revisiting all of ‘The Rules’… brilliant.
It is nice video, good points
It is nice video, good points and funny. But IMHO the other video of this author was much better – How to be a mountain biker 🙂
Brilliant. “IPA / EPO” –
Brilliant. “IPA / EPO” – worth watching it all just for that bit…
That made me chuckle
That made me chuckle =D>
That made me chuckle
That made me chuckle =D>
Don’t know what EPO
Don’t know what EPO is?…
Classic.
“Own the road…”
get a car
“Own the road…”
get a car =))
“I’m gonna KOM…”
“I’m gonna KOM…”
Harsh, but fair.
Harsh, but fair.
Stop being Americans and be
Stop being Americans and be European (or Columbian, maybe, like coffee.)
Hmm. No comment on being
Hmm. No comment on being dumped by your other half in this one because road cyclists are so much more loveable (and hairless) than their fat tire counterparts? 😉
You have to give the guy
You have to give the guy credit for being dedicated enough to shave THAT much just for a daft video!
Am I bad road cyclist? I don’t like coffee at all
Am I bad road cyclist? I
Am I bad road cyclist? I don’t like coffee at all – Al_S
!! Get out – leave the room, here’s your coat – sell your bikes & take up darts… 😀
Excellent. I could even go as
Excellent. I could even go as far as to say “Chapeau” to the film-makers! 😉
Pretty much guilty of all the
Pretty much guilty of all the above, according to the wife. Apart from the beer love, can’t stand the stuff.
One thing they missed; checking weather apps continuously to verify wind speed/direction. This generally is the deal-breaker for wether to ride or not on certain days
Pretty much guilty of all the
Pretty much guilty of all the above, according to the wife. Apart from the beer love, can’t stand the stuff.
One thing they missed; checking weather apps continuously to verify wind speed/direction. This generally is the deal-breaker for wether to ride or not on certain days
They’ve scored a few
They’ve scored a few bullseyes there. I have to admit I’m a total coffee snob, and by the end of last summer I was proud to notice that I’d managed to acquire some tan lines. But I’ve never fallen on a cat.
(Did you hear the cat? Miaow! I hope it was a highly trained stunt cat.)