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If you fancy getting on your bike to get off, you might be interested in this new product from SexShop365 - the Happy Ride vibrating seat cover. That link is a bit NSFW, in case you hadn't worked that out already.

"Take your cycling to greater pleasurable heights with this erotic Happy Ride Vibrating Bike Seat, a superbly crafted black bike seat cover that incorporates vibration stimulation as you ride", says the product description. You can imagine where that's going. There's a pocket at the back for a battery pack which feeds power to a "powerful vibrator" mounted centrally on the cover. So just sit down, switch on and enjoy the ride...

"Thanks to the UK’s cycling boom and the building obsession around next year’s Fifty Shades Of Grey movie, both adult toys and cycling are firmly on the public radar", Claire Bowden of SexShop365 told the Mail Online. "It was only a matter of time before the two were combined to make your daily cycle even more pleasurable". Indeed. One for the next World Naked Bike Ride, maybe?

Dave is a founding father of road.cc and responsible for kicking the server when it breaks. In a previous life he was a graphic designer but he's also a three-time Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling world champion, and remains unbeaten through the bog. Dave rides all sorts of bikes but tends to prefer metal ones. He's getting old is why.

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KiwiMike [1171 posts] 2 years ago
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...and - surprise! - it was covered in that bastion of soft porn and titillation for the frustrated and miserable, the Daily Mail.

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The Rumpo Kid [589 posts] 2 years ago
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Alternatively, if you're into S&M, try breaking in a Brooks. (Well worth the torture, mind).

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wild man [297 posts] 2 years ago
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Surprised the Mail don't want it banned as a crash hazard!

Presumably it's aimed at people who would be too embarrassed to be seen buying a mountain bike.

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Angelfishsolo [132 posts] 2 years ago
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Just put an extra 10 psi in your rear tyre and you will get pretty much the same feeling when riding over a good 80% of Britain's roads  1 4

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Watdabni [8 posts] 2 years ago
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My wife says it is a waste of money and won't be buying one. She says all one needs for the same effect is to ride over cobbles (of which we have many locally)!!

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TeamCC [146 posts] 2 years ago
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Wonder if smartphones can be paired up, like the rumble packs for videogame controllers.

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SteppenHerring [328 posts] 2 years ago
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I wouldn't imagine that riding for any long time with pressure on sensitive parts for any long time would be at all nice. I am saying this as a man who rode his first 100 mile TT without packing carefully - a mistake that's impossible to correct on a bike in a skinsuit without stopping.

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banzicyclist2 [299 posts] 2 years ago
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Don't need one the roads around here provide all the vibration I can cope with, and its free! Carn't say it turns me on, perhpse I'm missing something?