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Stolen Goat Climb & Conquer 4 Seasons Gloves



Excellent gloves for very cold rides, bar the feature niggles
Excellent windproof and waterproof warmth
Nice long cuff
Grippy palms
Low bulk
Easily removed
No snot patch
Conductive fingertips don’t always work

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Stolen Goat's Climb & Conquer 4 Seasons gloves look like a middling, not-that-cold-out affair – but don't be fooled. They are a properly capable design for riding fast in near-freezing temperatures, but are still comfy as things warm up.

Any gloves branded as '4 Seasons' and sold in the UK better come to the party with impressive performance – and the Stolen Goats do so, with quite a bit of style. The orange-on-black logo looks quite natty, and the long stretchy cuffs are capable of going under or over any jersey or jacket combo to seal out the weather.

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On the box the gloves were labelled 'Deep Winter', further upping expectations of performance. The feel on the gloves once on is that of a mid-weight glove you'd expect to wear an outer barrier glove or mitten over, and I was rather sceptical as I rolled out on my first ride into about 2°C degrees and a biting wind. I'd packed a few pairs of backup gloves, knowing my tendency for frozen paws and the neighbourhood's propensity for random snow/sleet any time between the months of August and May inclusive.

The first ten minutes or so, the feeling was that these would need something over the top soon – but that moment never came. Over the next three hours, with the temperature climbing to a balmy 5 or 6°C, my hands were quite happy. The dexterity was fine, and I was able to shift and operate my computer's buttons with no issues.

2021 Stolen Goat Unisex Climb And Conquer 4 Seasons – Waterproof Full Length Cycling Gloves - back.jpg

On rides into the low teens there was no sensation of overheating. Again, I usually run cold hands-wise, but this was an impressively comfortable 10 degrees swing from shaded, windy near-zero into sunny, still 12 or 13°C.

Despite Stolen Goat's promise of 'touch screen fingertips', the silvered thread on the tips of thumb and forefinger just did not work for me, at any stage of a ride or moistness. Ironically, they did work if I picked the gloves up and used the tip like a stylus – but then my fingers were holding the outside of the thread, so maybe the conductivity issue is between the inside and out. Regardless, for me it was a non-starter, but then I've never really found a pair of 'touchscreen' gloves that worked reliably for long in the dry, or at all in the wet.

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Something else you'll notice is the lack of a snot/sweat patch on the thumb. Yes, you can use the gloves as is, but it's not an enjoyable experience.

The palms and fingers are covered in hundreds of grippy silicone stripes and there is no way your hands are slipping off the bar or hoods, even under atrocious conditions.

2021 Stolen Goat Unisex Climb And Conquer 4 Seasons – Waterproof Full Length Cycling Gloves - palm.jpg

Removing the gloves is an easy affair, the insides not separating and being easy to turn back out the right way. The inner lining is a fine loop material that does a good job of remaining comfortable next to the skin even with a fair bit of sweat accumulated. Washing and then leaving inside out, they were dry the next day, and soft as ever.

I've been a huge fan of the £95 Dissent 133 glove system for years, but the Stolen Goats have pushed that combo to the back of the shelf. For much of autumn-winter-spring I'd traditionally have worn the Dissent mid glove and the waterproof outer, but I found the Stolen Goats better. That's quite some praise.

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All in all, for £35 I highly rate the Climb & Conquer gloves. I was sceptical at first, but a month or so's rides in a range of pre-spring temperatures has me thinking these will remain close to the front of the gloves shelf for some time to come. As a confirmed glove aficionado, I speak with some authority on what's hot and what's not – and these are quite the business. Yes, the lack of wipe patches or phone control is a niggle, but their main purpose is to keep hands happy, which they do brilliantly.


Excellent gloves for very cold rides, bar the feature niggles test report

Make and model: Stolen Goat Climb & Conquer 4 Seasons Waterproof Gloves

Size tested: Medium/Large

Tell us what the product is for

They are for riding fast or slow in near-freezing temperatures, in rubbish weather.

Stolen Goat says:

These brilliant waterproof, windproof, stretchy, seamless gloves are designed to provide maximum manoeuvrability and feel in the hands whilst you ride.

Great on their own, or paired with a liner for freezing temperatures, they will protect you against the vast majority of weather conditions. Shod with a grippy silicone bar pattern on the palm, your hands will also have maximum grip on the bars when the rain is apocalyptic.

Winter gloves often suffer from being excessively bulky, making gear changes and gel-grabs clumsy and awkward. Not so stolen goat's Climb & Conquer gloves, which combine all-round weatherproof qualities with stylish looks and great feel.

Available in black and orange detailing with our instantly-recognisable goat head on the back.

Tell us some more about the technical aspects of the product?

Stolen Goat lists these features:

100% waterproof

100% windproof

Silicon dot pattern on the palm to maximize grip on the handlebars

Close fit results in good heat retention

Super stretchy

Long wrist prevents gaps appearing between the glove and jacket

Touch screen fingertips


XS, S/M, M/L and L/XL (4 sizes)

Rate the product for quality of construction:

They look and feel a premium product.

Rate the product for performance:

Scarily good at their main job of maintaining hand warmth; shame the touchscreen tips don't work reliably, and no snot/sweat wipe.

Rate the product for durability:

Early days, but they still look great after two months of riding. All silicone dots attached.

Rate the product for fit:

They fit like a...

Rate the product for sizing:

My hands measure 9.5cm on Stolen Goat's sizing chart, making me a M/L – and they fitted perfectly.

Rate the product for weight:

For what they do, the low bulk is amazing.

Rate the product for comfort:

Supremely comfy – in texture and fit.

Rate the product for value:

For £35 they are a fabulous buy. I'd like them at twice the price.

How easy is the product to care for? How did it respond to being washed?

Just fine.

Tell us how the product performed overall when used for its designed purpose

Brilliantly. Can't believe how warm they are, yet are low bulk and don't overheat.

Tell us what you particularly liked about the product

It's all about the temperature control.

Tell us what you particularly disliked about the product

Really the lack of a snot patch. I'd like phone control to work, but I doubt anyone can crack that.

How does the price compare to that of similar products in the market, including ones recently tested on

For £35 they rate really well. I've ridden the £99 Dissent 133 system for years, and these are better – though you do get three pairs and a liner there…

Did you enjoy using the product? Yes

Would you consider buying the product? Yes

Would you recommend the product to a friend? Yes

Use this box to explain your overall score

If they had snot patches and the fingertips worked, I'd be tempted to hand these full marks. As they stand, they are great gloves.

Overall rating: 8/10

About the tester

Age: 47  Height: 183cm  Weight: 77kg

I usually ride: Sonder Camino Gravelaxe  My best bike is: Nah bro that's it

I've been riding for: Over 20 years  I ride: A few times a week  I would class myself as: Expert

I regularly do the following types of riding: cyclo cross, general fitness riding, mtb, G-R-A-V-E-L

Living in the Highlands, Mike is constantly finding innovative and usually cold/wet ways to accelerate the degradation of cycling kit. At his happiest in a warm workshop holding an anodised tool of high repute, Mike's been taking bikes apart and (mostly) putting them back together for forty years. With a day job in global IT (he's not completely sure what that means either) and having run a boutique cycle service business on the side for a decade, bikes are his escape into the practical and life-changing for his customers.

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Secret_squirrel | 3 years ago

I had a pair of these until the weekend when one got accidentally tumble dried and the inner lining went all crunchy.

They are great for keeping warm for their lack of bulk, though I never had a chance to try them in a full on soaking rain shower.   Very precise finger tip control is available including being able to find and use the hidden di2 buttons in the hoods. 
In use they feel like a well fitted, double layer of knitted kids mittens that someone has sandwiched a thin layer of neoprene in the middle of. No idea if that's actually what's in them.  They do look knitted IRL too, the same texture as the touch screen fingers, which isn't showing up in the contrast on the review pics.

Agree on the touch screen being hit and miss.  I found a quick lick of the glove finger tip helped.  The whole glove is effectively a snot zone so as long as you don't mind looking like you were attacked by a snail I found it fine.

In higher temps and high effort use I did find they could get a bit clammy but a warm kind of clammy.  People with sweaty hands may want to consider something else.

In short gutted my size is sold out right now as I need a new pair!


shawdogg replied to Secret_squirrel | 3 years ago
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Apparently they are due a restock next week! Thanks for the comment you've persuaded me to get some (once they restock).

Welsh boy replied to Secret_squirrel | 3 years ago
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I had a pair, 20 minutes in light rain and I had wet hands, 2 hours and there was water pooling inside them.  On another dry ride after 2 hours at about 8 degrees and I had numb hands so my experience is that they are neither waterproof nor warm.  In fairness the manufacturers offered to refund my money but I kept them because they are so comfortable.

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