Folks, I think we’ve reached a new pinnacle for anti-cycling bingo.
This morning, the Australian Daily Mail – it’s never going to be great, is it? – published an article ostensibly devoted purely to motorists on social media calling for cyclists to carry licences, criticising those on bikes for taking up “car lanes”, and claiming that cyclists are “more dangerous” than 4x4 drivers.
According to the Mail, these angry Aussie drivers took aim at cyclists amidst a separate debate about the need to introduce special licences for off-road 4x4 motorists, as towing companies say they are being faced with increased calls from drivers bogged down in mud.
In a classic case of whataboutery so severe it would give you whiplash, one commenter wrote: “What about cyclists? They’re more f***ing dangerous”.
Another duly replied: “True story mate, they are unreal taking up a car lane with more than 20 riders, it makes me sick.
“They’ve got all the bikeways in the world and they want to ride on the road.”
One commenter said that if 4x4 (or 4WD) licences were introduced, then “cyclists need a f**ing licence and have to pay rego [Australia’s Vehicle Registration certificate]”.
Full house!
> New South Wales ditches plans to force cyclists to carry ID
This debate certainly isn’t a new one in Australia, where attitudes towards cyclists can be pretty hostile in places.
In 2016, the New South Wales government ditched plans to bring in mandatory photo ID for cyclists, after a petition against road minister Duncan Gay’s proposals attracted over 10,000 signatures.
> NSW: tough new fines inspire people to stop cycling
While Gay’s aim to bring in cycling licences failed, he was responsible for increasing fines for cyclists by up to 50 percent, including A$319 for not wearing a helmet and A$100 for not carrying a bell.
While the minister claimed that the new fines would make cycling ‘safer’, they only served to put people off riding their bikes (colour me shocked) and made New South Wales, according to academics, the “worst state in the world” for cyclists.
But, whatever you do, don’t go after their 4x4s…