Energy gels and lost GPS data as The Simpsons parodies cyclists; 'I peaked as a dad at this point': The £19.99 Cervélo balance bike; First female DS in men's WorldTour; Anti-LTN group blame road closure for crime and guns + more on the live blog

Last week's episode of The Simpson's parodied the world of cycling with an amusing trip to a biker bar called 'The Greasy Chain'. More Hells Peloton than Hells Angels, the bar Skinner and Chalmers visit only serves energy gels and oxygen and the pair get into trouble after knocking over a line of GPS computers charging at the bar. "The bike computers! Our stats were on there! They hadn't synced yet," the cyclists complain.

"Yeah but you still got the exercise right?" Chalmers replies while being chased out by the angry mob... 

Walking and cycling charity Sustrans has submitted a planning application to turn a section of Route 41 between Leamington Spa and Rugby into a 6km off-road track that will be Warwickshire's longest traffic-free greenway.  The route, also known as the Lias Line, was identified as very poor when Sustrans reviewed the National Cycle Network last year with much of the off-road sections overgrown and poorly surfaced.

The work on the project is expected to commence in April 2021 with phase one seeing the creation of a new sealed surface off-road stretch of track on the route of the old Lias Line railway between Offchurch and Birdingbury. Two further phases would then begin, subject to funding. 

Sustrans have submitted the planning application to the three local authorities the route will pass through with Startford-on-Avon taking the lead on the application. Sustrans Senior Network Developer, Carmen Szeto said: "The National Cycle Network belongs to everyone and it can help all of us to lead happier, healthier lives. That’s why I’m so excited by this project which will transform cycling and walking in Warwickshire. Clearly, we have been delayed by the pandemic but we’re now back on track and raring to go. Throughout this project we’ve worked closely with the local community to ensure we have a project which works for everyone. So we want everyone to have their say on this application so that the result is something truly special which we can all be proud of.”

Yesterday, we showed you possibly the coolest balance bike going as Specialized released a 2kg carbon bike that could be bought, if it hadn't sold out, for the princely sum of £999. But does a toddler really need a weight-saving carbon frame? Check out this paint job Sam Shaw gave his son's bike for an estimated cost of £19.99...

Although, further to my last tweet, I did do this when my lad said he "wanted a #bike like daddy's". I regret nothing. #cycling pic.twitter.com/VlLZ9GZcb8

— Ｓａｍ Ｓｈａｗ (@velosam) December 3, 2020

One second-hand balance bike that cost a fiver some sandpaper and a couple of cheap cans of spray paint was all that was needed to create this masterpiece. And it seems Sam's skills have been attracting attention from other fathers looking to get their son a cool looking bike (spoiler alert: it's not for the kids). Bill Stewart asked: "Cracking job! Can you build one for a 6’2” 39 year old Driller working offshore Brazil so he can ride with me when he gets home."

Superb! Good job yours wasn't a Specialized though - they'd have sued.

— Martin Thomas (@humbert15) December 4, 2020

Breaking Barriers: Cherie Pridham hired by team Israel Start-Up Nation as a Sport director . First female DS in a World Tour team. Congratulations Cherie! https://t.co/K7K277W1dZ pic.twitter.com/WSq3ZwzMwB

— Israel Start-Up Nation / Israel Cycling Academy (@YallaIsraelSUN) December 4, 2020

The news of Cherie Pridham's appointment as directeur sportif at Israel Start-Up Nation brought a smile to many at road.cc who remember the days of Kuota-road.cc. That's right, in 2010 we sponsored a cycling team here in the UK and Cherie was team director.

Now she's made headlines after becoming the first female directeur sportif in the men's WorldTour with Israel Start-Up Nation. Excited by the move, she said: "I feel truly proud and privileged to be the first woman to serve as a sports director at the WorldTour level, joining one of the best teams in the world and being entrusted with great and legendary riders.

"So, for me, I want to get it right because when I do, I know that it will inspire others to take the same journey and that really does mean something to me. My role is Directeur Sportif, not Female Directeur Sportif, and I know that I’ll be expected to concentrate on that aspect. I’ll be tackling the very same issues as my colleagues – I’ll make the same mistakes and have the same successes too."

𝐔𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏’𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤...

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 𝟏𝟎𝟎%

𝐔𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞.

𝐑𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞: "𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦 @DSM"

𝑃𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜...#KeepChallenging pic.twitter.com/WW8p8aDtk4

— Team Sunweb (@TeamSunweb) December 4, 2020

Sunweb have ended their title sponsorship of the team, with Dutch State Mines (DSM) taking over. The announcement was made at the team launch for 2021 and shows the new Team Skyesque black and blue colour on their kits, Scott bikes and team car. Sunweb remain a partner but both the men's and women's WorldTour teams will now be named after the 'global science-based company' DSM.

Sunweb had a successful final campaign under the old banner, winning three stages of the Tour de France as well as Jai Hindley's second-place on GC at the Giro d'Italia. Romain Bardet will join DSM for 2021 and provides added depth in their GC ranks following Wilco Kelderman's departure to Bora-Hansgrohe.

Interestingly the team will now make their own kits and won't rely on commercial brands. Team DSM’s Head of Science, Narelle Neumann said: "Having the highest demands when it comes to equipment and material, it has been a long-cherished ambition for the team to be able to facilitate a customised clothing solution.

"We are extremely pleased that we are now in a position to realise that as we take on this new challenge of producing our own bespoke race apparel. In close collaboration with DSM and Bioracer, our new race wear will facilitate better performance. By stepping away from commercial brands and using new cutting-edge technologies, simply put, we want to produce the very best and fastest race clothing for our riders – without compromises. We are confident that this is a step that will definitely deliver a competitive gain.”

Big thanks to @Leicester_News from @LeicesterWFA for allowing us to use a council van for events whilst ours is, um, indisposed.. pic.twitter.com/TKvCjY8eOb

— Eric Ludlow (@ericonabike) November 27, 2020

Leicester cycling charity Wheels for All were devastated to find out the van they use to collect cycles was destroyed in a fire. The charity runs inclusive sessions to support anyone with different needs, regardless of age or ability gain independence through cycling. The Leicester Mercury reports the van, which the charity uses to transport their fleet of bikes, was gutted by a fire last week.

However, Wheels for All received a helping hand from Leicester City Council who have loaned a van while a permanent replacement is sorted. Chairman of the charity, Peter Simmonds was grateful for their support: "This will enable us to lay on sessions for our clients and bring them some much needed fun and exercise in the run-up to Christmas.

"I’d also like to thank Midland Tail Lifts as well, for offering to fit a tail lift on a replacement van free of charge and and to the organisations around the country offering a similar service to ours, who have given us practical and moral support. It's given us a real boost after the shock of seeing our van go up in smoke.

"The van was insured, and we are awaiting an update from our insurers but whatever the result, we will have to pay an excess, and our premiums, which already form a large part of our expenditure, are bound to increase. Any help would be gratefully appreciated."

Rescued this little guy from getting run over, anybody know what it is? 🐍 pic.twitter.com/kppPiAQTe9

— Chris Froome (@chrisfroome) December 3, 2020

#BreakingNews
London Fields has a GUNMAN on the loose on a bicycle.
LTNs in #Hackney have allowed criminals with GUNs to roam freely.
Arm Police despatched.
'Safer Street' Think not.
Remove these dangerous LTNs in #Hackney to to safe lives.
(Clip forwarded by a resident) pic.twitter.com/N5VCGFjPcY

— Save Hackney Roads (@HackneySave) December 3, 2020

Save Hackney Roads, an anti-LTN group, has been accused of grasping at straws for blaming road closures after a gunman was reported on the loose in London Fields, Hackney. The group posted the video above and claimed the gunman was on a bicycle so could escape the police easily: "LTNs in Hackney have allowed criminals with guns to roam freely. Remove these dangerous LTNs in Hackney to save lifes."

One Twitter user replied: "Grasping at straws there. I don't live near any LTNs yet someone got stabbed down the road from me by someone walking. Crime happens regardless of the street layout."

Another added: "Even the usual anti-LTN accounts are backing away from this one in embarrassment."

How exactly will removing LTNs restrict this individual's ability to roam freely?

— David S (@Pionir) December 3, 2020

That's the sound of the bottom of a barrel being scraped to splinters.

— Bobby from vintageshimano.com (@vintageshimano) December 3, 2020