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"Crosswalk referee" dishes out red cards to dangerous motorists who block bike lanes and crossings

Martin Reis says he "uses the universal languages of football and humour to address pedestrian safety, privilege and social interaction in dense urban settings"...

World Cup fever has spread to road safety campaigning as a referee has been spotted handing out yellow and red cards to motorists who block junctions with their driving, putting pedestrians and cyclists in danger.

The photographer behind the skit has 'refereed matches' at various notorious junctions across the Canadian city of Toronto during the women's World Cup and even named his act the 'Crosswalk Referee' presented by The Federation of International Fun Artists (FIFA).

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A post shared by Martin Reis (@mrtineaux)

"'Crosswalk Referee' is a performance art work based in interventionist practice which uses the universal languages of football and humour to address pedestrian safety, privilege and social interaction in dense urban settings," he told followers on Instagram. "Disclaimer: FIFA is not affiliated with FIFA."

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Reis' first fixture took place during rush hour at the junction between Bathurst and Richmond on July 27, before he moved on to an early morning showdown with the King and Bay junction at 8am on Monday 31 July.

His latest engagement, at Peter and Richmond on Wednesday evening, saw a video shared widely on social media, titled 'The hero Toronto deserves' and attracting acclaim from his new fanbase.

Striding into the junction as a driver stops their vehicle across a bike lane and pedestrian crossing, the Crosswalk Referee passes impeded pedestrians and cyclists rounding the car before whistling and showing a yellow and red card, sending the driver off with the message about safe and appropriate places to stop ringing in their ears.

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"Saw this dude on my ride home and wanted to hand him all the cash in my wallet," one local cyclist commented. "This is hilarious! The hero we deserve!" another added.

Others called on the city's police department to "wake up" to the widespread dangers on Toronto's roads.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A post shared by Martin Reis (@mrtineaux)

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Mind you, with Neil Warnock in the dugout we'd probably best warn the Crosswalk Referee of what he's getting himself into...

Dan is the road.cc news editor and has spent the past four years writing stories and features, as well as (hopefully) keeping you entertained on the live blog. Having previously written about nearly every other sport under the sun for the Express, and the weird and wonderful world of non-league football for the Non-League Paper, Dan joined road.cc in 2020. Come the weekend you'll find him labouring up a hill, probably with a mouth full of jelly babies, or making a bonk-induced trip to a south of England petrol station... in search of more jelly babies.

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mitsky | 1 year ago
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Canada's answer to CyclingMikey?  4

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Steve K | 1 year ago
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I've just come back from Toronto.  I didn't see him.

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Oldfatgit | 1 year ago
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Canada, thankfully.

Other side of the border and he'd probably in the back of an ambulance with multiple GSW.

In the UK ... he'd be loudly tutted at, until some entitled prick calls him out and tries to knock his block of. The 'Referee' would then end up in court on Breach of the Peace, Causing Affray, preventing lawful road use, and of course, Impersonation of an Offical.

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brooksby replied to Oldfatgit | 1 year ago
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Oldfatgit wrote:

Canada, thankfully. Other side of the border and he'd probably in the back of an ambulance with multiple GSW. In the UK ... he'd be loudly tutted at, until some entitled prick calls him out and tries to knock his block of. The 'Referee' would then end up in court on Breach of the Peace, Causing Affray, preventing lawful road use, and of course, Impersonation of an Offical.

Don't forget how people on this site would be spitting curses and calling him a vigilante...

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neilmck replied to Oldfatgit | 1 year ago
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If he was in the UK the Daily Mail would be running a campaign against him, digging up his private life and claiming he is a fan of ULEZ.

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