Serial bike thief arrested after five weeks on the run from the police

Because its much cheaper to buy a second adjustable spanner for non cycle related bolts?

Re: Gt.Yarmouth cycle lane. What's with the give way markings at the edge of the road? It looks like another cycle path joining the cycle lane with stop lines for the cycle lane adjacent to the road. Does anyone have a bigger picture?

'Fag ash fuhrer', that comment's made my day, thank you.

He got six (6) golds. 1. Men's 50km mass start classic 2. Men's 10km+10km skiathlon 3. Men's 10km interval start free 4. Men's sprint classic 5. Men's 4x7.5km relay 6. Men's team sprint free Count 'em.

I reckon that tyre has had caterpillars.

It did read very much like that but no, a genuine paper by a serving army officer written as part of an MA in Strategic Studies.

Being at a loose end I actually did check out the car he is driving (Lamborghini Ursus), in that picture he has it in urban mode which means that the engine stops when the car is stationary, so he could be pulled over with the engine off even though the controls are illuminated. With reference to your other point about him being in Dubai, yes they have strict mobile phone laws but also the same proviso as ours that it is permissible to use a mobile phone from the driver's seat provided the driver has pulled over and switched off the engine. None of this, of course, is an attempt to excuse the offence he committed in the UK nor to claim that he is anything other than a complete cockwomble.

Isn't that rather the point, and the reason for the criticism, though? That it's giving you all the wastefulness of AI, while providing no actual benefit, in that it's not allowing you to do anything you couldn't already without it.

Are you sure you weren't reading a Terminator spin-off?

Why has nobody developed (or have they?) a rear hub motor wheel with a quick release mechanism robust enough to cope with the torque demands? Something could be achieved with a through-axle, surely? Twice in my e-bike days I had to do a long walk of shame home even though I was carrying a pump and spare tubes because I had forgotten to put the adjustable spanner back in the tool kit after taking it out to use for something else, but even when I remembered it there was an unacceptable level of faff involved with rear punctures – ultimately solved by changing to Marathon Plus.