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Live blog: Kill Bill stuntwoman in shocking distracted driving video, More Dafne Fixed ski madness, Jason Kenny’s early celebration, GB CX Worlds squad, Jens Voigt prods ‘Snowflake’ generation + more
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Weekend catch-up
Click through on the headlines to catch up on some of the other stories you may have missed over the weekend.
Near Miss of the Day 243: Driver towing caravan almost hits cyclist as they overtake at pinch point
All the 2019 pro race bikes, but which is your pick of the peloton?
LEJOG record holder to give talk at this year’s Hammersmith Cyclists’ Film Show
Video: New South Wales motorist films himself driving along bike path ... to overtake cyclists ... footage goes viral on Facebook (includes swearing - lots of it)
A motorist in New South Wales who was angry about a couple of cyclists riding two abreast on the road in front of him (not illegal) drove along a bike path to overtake them, hurling abuse as he went and filming the incident on a mobile phone (all illegal). The footage had 12 million views on Facebook within 12 hours of being posted yesterday. Follow this link to see it.
Teenage driver who killed cyclist after "misjudgement" on narrow road handed community service and driving ban
A number of road.cc readers at the weekend contrasted the punishment handed to the Iain Plumb for hitting a horse during the cycling leg of the Royal Windsor Triathlon with the community order handed to a 19-year-old driver convicted of causing the death through careless driving of cyclist Jason Ingle in Lincolnshire last year.
Hadley Fisher was given 300 hours of community work and was been banned from driving for two years after admitting the offence. He had been overtaking Mr Ingle at 60mph on a narrow road when the fatal crash happened.
The cyclist who hit a horse during last year's Royal Windsor Triathlon has been found guilty of riding without due consideration
A triathlete who hit a horse during the cycling section of last year’s Royal Windsor Triathlon has been ordered to pay £926 after being found guilty of riding without due consideration.
Video footage from the event, which took place on June 17, showed a number of cyclists closely passing a horse and rider on both sides at significant speed. Iain Plumb made contact as he passed.
Plumb had already been given a lifetime ban from participating in events organised by Human Race.
How did Pedal Me get on in their Dragons’ Den appearance?
London-based cargo bike taxi and delivery service Pedal Me made their much-anticipated Dragons’ Den appearance last night.
Tonight’s first nail-biter – will Ben, Robert, Chris AND their bike get in the lift? #dragonsden pic.twitter.com/cYVaxZFwuM
— BBC Dragons’ Den (@BBCDragonsDen) January 27, 2019
We already knew they’d got a bit of a savaging from Touker Souleyman, who called them “delusional” – so how did they get on? Well, you can watch them on Dragons’ Den on BBC iPlayer here (they’fre the first pitch), otherwise click through to the show’s Twitter feed and scroll upwards from the tweet above to find out.
Jens Voigt the ‘Snowflake’ generation want instant riches without the hard work,
Ex-professional cyclist Jens Voigt says today’s ‘Snowflake’ generation want instant riches without putting the hard work in.
Speaking to India’s Economic Times during a trip to Mumbai, the 47-year-old, who began his career with a four-year stint in a specialist sports unit of the German army, contrasted his experience with that of young people coming into the sport now.
“Millennials or snowflakes, or whatever you want to call them, struggle with the idea of having to work hard to be up there,” he said.
“They want to be a millionaire in two weeks. It doesn’t work like that. You have got to be realistic about yourself, work hard and when you get results, you get a reward. You cannot start a career asking for rewards and maybe 10 years later you deliver.
“That’s the lesson I’m teaching my kids — work hard first and then everything else will come.”
In the interview, the father-of-six also talks about family life and how wanting to get home to his kids “in one piece” after races led to younger riders teasing him, “Hey Jens, you’re descending like a grandmother!”
When your next door neighbour steals your KOM...
No need for an alarm clock at my Nanna’s house this morning when you have plank wars going off at 8am pic.twitter.com/rJH37JiKox
— taran stokoe (@StokoeTaran) January 26, 2019
Why investment in cycling isn't a waste of money
The Dutch invest €595 million—or €35 per resident—annually on cycling (15 times that of nearby England). Seem expensive?
Those 17 million people collectively cycle 15.5 billion km.—or 912 km. per resident—annually, saving their healthcare system €19 billion (3% of their GDP). pic.twitter.com/x2S1UApvVj
— Modacity (@modacitylife) January 27, 2019
And some more...
Cycling has the potential to prevent 34,000 incidences of long-term illnesses in seven major UK cities by 2040 – see our new forecast report: https://t.co/99aWS57GAU #BikeLife #cycling pic.twitter.com/Vy3dU1rHjT
— Sustrans (@sustrans) January 28, 2019
34,000 instances of long-term illness could be prevented and billions saved if more people cycled according to Sustrans’ latest report.
British Cycling's squad for the CX world champs announced
British Cycling’s 18-strong squad for the Cyclocross World Championships has just been announced. Three senior elite females (Nikki Brammeier, Beth Crumpton and Helen Wyman) and just one elite male (Ian Field) have been selected, and Tom Pidcock will stay at U-23 level to go for a rainbow jersey. According to our CX expert Liam, Anna Kay is a strong tip to medal in the women’s U-23 category. All races will take place over this weekend (2-3 February) in Bogense, Denmark. Here’s the squad in full:
Elite women
Nikki Brammeier
Beth Crumpton
Helen Wyman
Elite men
Ian Field
Under-23 women
Anna Flynn
Harriet Harnden
Anna Kay
Maddie Wadsworth
Under-23 men
Cameron Mason
Thomas Mein
Tom Pidcock
Dan Tulett
Ben Turner
Junior men
Lewis Askey
Oliver Draffan
Rory McGuire
Ben Tulett
Simon Wylie
Jason Kenny celebrates too early in British track champs keirin heat... but still manages to win the final
If this was road racing it would have been a red face for Kenny with no chance of redemption… but after mistakenly thinking he’d finished with a lap still to go during his Keirin heat and waving at the crowd, Kenny managed to re-qualify for the final via the repechage. He ended up winning by a millimetre in a furious sprint to the line, more than saving his blushes. Kenny told the BBC: “I didn’t think it was the last lap but I thought I’d heard the bell. I don’t know if someone dropped a spanner but with me being at the back I just reacted and lit it up and I thought it was going to be one of those days.”
Shanaze Reade also became British champion in the team sprint – this was her first national title, a long time coming after her numerous world and European golds from 2007 onwards and also after her official retirement in 2017. Not really retired then are we Shanaze?!
ICYMI - here's some more bike/ski footage from a Dafne Fixed nutter (plus an altogether better solution)
The famous Italian bike shop sent this fella out in a skinsuit to try out a new bit of tech. It all looked to be working pretty well on the short Instagram vids we saw last week but this longer clip documents a bit more of a struggle! Below we see they’ve now worked out a slightly better solution for riding through the ice and snow…
Test new TIRES . #snow #dafnefixed #bikeporn #bicicletta #extreme #fixedgear #cycling #rimini #gopro
A post shared by DAFNE FIXED (@dafnefixed) on
Hear, hear
Managed to eat two gels and put the rubbish back in my pocket. The world did not end. I did not suddenly grind to a halt from the weight in pocket and possibly stopped a crow from getting off it’s head on sugar pic.twitter.com/2b2qfUVqdh
— James Ward (@jamesward01) January 27, 2019
Is there a sight worse than gel wrappers discarded on the road?
Football and cycling jersey combined
Flying the flag for @wolves with my new cycling jersey. Great to be part of the #wolfpack on the road as well as at Molineux. #ONEPACK pic.twitter.com/fvEKVnt5jw
— Andy Tennant (@tennanto) January 28, 2019
Definitely not drawing attention to this because one road.cc staffer happens to follow the gold and black army… but anyway check out Canyon Eisberg rider Andy Tennant’s custom Wolves cycling jersey!
Something's amiss with Peloton bikes in their relentless adverts
Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
The indoor spin bike brand, who charge £40 a month on top of £2,000 for their device, appear to be fond of showing their reassuringly wealthy clients making the Peloton bike the centrepiece of their mansion/condo/luxury apartment. They hit the headlines back in December after threatening YouTuber Shane Miller for titling his weekly cycling news segment Digital Peloton News, saying they had trademarked the word ‘peloton’… after a strong backlash on social media, Peloton’s lawyers eventually backed down.
Uma Thurman's Kill Bill stunt double in shocking distracted driving video
You may not know the name Zoë Bell, but you may well have seen her on screen – among other things, she was Uma Thurman’s stunt double in the Quentin Tarantino film, Kill Bill, and is also an actress in her own right.
She’s just popped back to her native New Zealand from Hollywood, and posted to Facebook a video of herself cruising around her old neighbourhood in a car in what is possibly the worst case of distracted driving we have ever seen.
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I’d say that colour was more like fuchsia (and coming soon to a Rapha Pro Team jacket near you).
@yodhrin I believe the fairer summary is "we don't know - but making the main point advocating a form of PPE with relatively limited protection - and to a group of likely experienced cyclists - isn't very helpful..." I've only read one of the reports but that suggested the skull removal was to alleviate pressure from major brain swelling. And a given helmet *might* be better than the standard. So I think "don't know" is fairest.
@robgodd The poor guy himself suffered a traumatic brain injury and his skull was so badly shattered a significant portion of it had to be removed - do me a favour, have a look around cycling helmet manufacturers and see if any of them claim the foam hats they produce will protect against or even mitigate that level of injury. I'll wait if you like, but I can save us both the time and tell you what you'll find: none of them. Not a single one of them will. Because they don't, and they *can't* based on simple physics. Once the point of failure in a material is reached all(or as near as makes no odds) of the additional force beyond that necessary threshhold transfers through to the object beneath. Since bicycle helmets are rated for forces roughly equivalent to being dropped straight down from a stationary start 1.5m above a hard surface. Now, I'm not an expert in vehicle crash investigation, but I'm *fairly* sure that any impact or series of impacts powerful enough to render a quarder of your skull into gravel, put you in a weeks-long coma, give you massive amnesia, and leave you with ongoing symptoms of traumatic brain injury are a little bit, a teeny-weeny amount, a little smidgeon-widgeon more than what bike helmets are rated for. That's why none of the companies that make them claim they will help in such circumstances: because they know it would be a lie, and that unlike uninformed punters, carbrained journalists, or "medical professionals" who think wearing a helmet would save you from a broken arm(an actual scenario encountered by a mate, who's nurse at the A&E tutted and harrumphed her way through his whole treatment due to his lack of helmet despite his bonce having come through *being hit by a car* - another scenario bike helmets are worthless in - completely unscathed), the lawyers for those companies know their business and understand that if you lie in advertising you will get sued into the ground.
The Battle of Ypres April 1915. The German infantry division advanced using das Brumptstadt Fahrarden. The slow speed kept them behind the cloud of chlorine gas as it drifted towards the Commonwealth trenches. The offensive cleaved a two mile gap in the Western Front. The use of cycles was copied by the Japanese as they invaded Singapore and Burmah. By then war technology had embraced wider low pressure tyres, carbon frames and hydration gels. The German forces decided not to incorporate cycling as part of Operation Session, as bike theft in London and the South East was rife and would have caused huge casualties. Ironically superior advancement of tyre technology led to a British victory at El Alamein. This technology played a key part in the US Marines victory at Iwo Jima.
The appropriate response to Google pissing on your cereal is not a fancy new sugar that removes the taste of urine. Stop using Google products where you can. Firefox browser and DuckDuckGo search engine have had noticeable upticks in market share by explicitly NOT pushing AI.
my thoughts exactly...I wonder how that approach is working, with motor vehicle drivers...🤔
I do not wish to diminish the personal tragedy, but one never hear calls for pedestrians or even hikers to wear clothing with integrated lightening rods.
RE Andy Burnam / Heidi Alexander - this is the best thing in many ways - set an example (even if currently it leads to lots of online name-calling). And imagine some of the political alternatives! The folks in the apparently second-placed party seem incredibly unlikely to be doing so. And even the current "new Greens" seem less interested in ... y'know, environmental things. OTOH I wish Heidi could be bolder. And I fear that like anyone ambitious enough to get to the top (exception B Johnson - well, I guess there was the Corbyn bicycle...) Burnam will be trimming his transport policy sails to fit the wind (should that be "bunker-fuel-burning engines"?)
@mattsccm Bull bars aren't banned, they just have to conform to regulations so they are deformable or have plates that allow crumple give on contact, rather than rigid steel bars that can smash into pedestrians and cyclists with no give at all, catch them and drag them under the wheels. If you think that's a problem, do one. Why should who is responsible for a collision remove the responsibility of people driving a tonne of machinery on the road from having safety features to at least mitigate some of the effects of a collision?
I'd be willing to bet that's lazy use of stock photography rather than deliberate misinformation, but the result is still the same.
7 thoughts on “Live blog: Kill Bill stuntwoman in shocking distracted driving video, More Dafne Fixed ski madness, Jason Kenny’s early celebration, GB CX Worlds squad, Jens Voigt prods ‘Snowflake’ generation + more”
Wolves fan Andy Tennant, that
Wolves fan Andy Tennant, that is a very crisp looking jersey. And at least he doesn’t have to have yet another gambling website on it.
And, um, what is the cycling angle on the fence post video? Great form from the guy on the right, but are we just doing memes off of Instagram now?
Zoe Bell vid is excellent; I
Zoe Bell vid is excellent; I was shaking my head at the appalling driving, getting ready to fire off a few ballistics at the reckless driving.
burtthebike wrote:
Agree I was tense while watching it! Great vid!
peted76 wrote:
Grrr…she’s even filming it whilst driving…no hands on the wheel!….surely the NZ plod will be coming down on her when they see this….ahhhhh….I see now. Brilliant.
No wonder she got the Radio 2 Morning show.
Kendalred wrote:
10/10.
I’m 99% sure that the images
I’m 99% sure that the images shown in the Peloton ads are actual Peloton ads and not customers/users…
Agree, 10/10.
Agree, 10/10.
For years, every time I see an interview or commentary from a moving car, on the tv, I complain to the respective channel. The replies I get normally just say thay they have followed all of the procedures that are laid down. There isn’t any need, ever.