Simon joined road.cc as news editor in 2009 and is now the site’s community editor, acting as a link between the team producing the content and our readers. A law and languages graduate, published translator and former retail analyst, he has reported on issues as diverse as cycling-related court cases, anti-doping investigations, the latest developments in the bike industry and the sport’s biggest races. Now back in London full-time after 15 years living in Oxford and Cambridge, he loves cycling along the Thames but misses having his former riding buddy, Elodie the miniature schnauzer, in the basket in front of him.
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Hey Gorka, bet you've never knocked off anyone quite as arrogant and obnoxious as me before. Can i draft you for the next 4 hours? It's what I do best.
Did Izaguirre park his car on today's route?
This has got to be the best thread of responses I've read in a long time. So good!
I think it was something like this:
Izaguirre: You're just too good to be true
Cav: I can't take my eyes off you
Izaguirre: You'd be like heaven to touch
Cav: I wanna hold You so much
etc.
Or may be I'm wrong here...
Izaguirre: Bet you wish you had raced in the 'stupid' Vuelta?
Cav: Oh yeah? How come you didn't make the Movistar team? You must be only Spanish rider over here.
"Look! The b******ds superglued this strap to my chin when I fell asleep last night, you weren't involved were you?"
"I didn't do a thing there..."
No idea but I'm sure 'super' and 'like' featured a lot. Also an impossible number. E.g. "I'm 140% super certain that was your fault like".
Much ado about nothing
This is what happens when you ride with muppets who can't co-ordinate their shoe and sock colours so they match.
Who cares? Just get back on your bike and do your job!!!!
Honestly with the way mark has been lately he is probably complaining that something happened that he initiated and then suffered the consequences. He really has been a whiny little puppet lately.
"Look just help me I can't undo this bloody clip on my own! " "Go on then leave me just like Renshaw has! "
Or maybe not