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Bikes wanky

That's right - they really are that good!
Seriously though, there are lots of articles to help you with your propensitity to ....well you know...
Here's an article that may well help you, you poor thing:
http://teenhealth.about.com/od/physicalhealth/a/masturbation.htm
It's alright though, when you grow up you'll be able to look back and laugh about all the nonsense you used to get so worked up about.
Alternatively, there are lots of online dating websites that you can use. It might help if you keep quiet about what you like to do with bicycles when you write your profile though.
Actually, there are probably websites for that sort of carry on as well.
Best of luck with your ongoing sexual encounters with bicycles.