Be afraid, be very afraid.
Those speculative, showboating digs early on all turned out to be a ruse. At Le Samyn, his first day racing on the road in 2025, Mathieu van der Poel wasn’t simply content with launching a few TV attacks and easing his way into the classics campaign, eyes on the bigger prizes ahead over the next six weeks.
Nope. As a whittled down bunch entered the final lap of a race which had proved frenetic if lacking in decisive moments – and where the benign conditions meant it was incredibly difficult for moves to stick – the grey-clad Van der Poel began to lurk ominously near the front, following the accelerations along the cobbles with ease, focus now not on doomed attacks but on that drag in Dour.
For one of his main rivals, Arnaud De Lie, things weren’t so breezily straightforward, the Belgian champion forced into a late chase after an ill-timed mechanical, before ultimately being boxed in during a chaotic final few hundred metres.
Better placed as the road reared up to the line was the other pre-race favourite, the in-form French hope Paul Magnier – in fact, the 20-year-old, a canny operator for one so young, had latched onto Van der Poel’s wheel.
Not that it mattered in the end. When the former world champion hit the front and rose out of the saddle with 150m to go, it was all over very quickly. Magnier, who hasn’t been out of the top three all year, was forced to sit down in surrender, another second place bagged, such was the ferocity of Van der Poel’s opening statement.
And what an opening statement. Considering he wasn’t even meant to be racing Le Samyn – the rain in Spain meant it made more sense to pin on a number in Belgium, apparently – the ease with which he destroyed the opposition in the sprint can only be construed as a signal of intent, a warning shot fired in the direction of Flanders.
“I was feeling pretty strong during the race, but it wasn’t hard enough to make a difference, and I feel like a lot of teams were watching me,” a relaxed Van der Poel, account opened for 2025, said at the finish.
“So, with 50km to go I said to my teammates that I was going to save my legs for the sprint. Because I knew I was capable of winning on a finish like this – and that’s what I did, and I’m very happy with this win.”
And that’s what he did. And, by the looks of things, what he may be doing throughout the spring. Does anyone else hear the Jaws theme?
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That brake stuff is absolutetly jaw-dropping. It's brakes 101 - put a cable end on!
Literally, when you end up skating along the ground on it.
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Are they related to Elon or Donald?
I like that bridge metaphor
Cheapest mechanical ABS design ever!
Alternatively, should have got brake fluid top-up at a motorbike garage
I get the impression from this person's Twitter account, his appeal to the Community Protection Notice, preventing him from filming driving offences in Ealing, was unsuccesful. Will CyclingMikey be next?
@CitizenUddin
Just did a little search, he is Mark Ecclestone and Road.cc has reported on the isues he has raised in the past.
Perhaps Road.cc can get the latest news?
While I don't think "councillors are crooked from top to bottom" (per some comments you see here) the exceptions are sometime ... exceptional. And if you are unlucky enough to cross the wrong one there may be a lot of unfairness coming your way.
(I'm thinking of some of the unbelievable - but apparently true - stuff in Private Eye's "Rotten Boroughs" page. Plus a comment by the late Simon Hoggart which I can't recall exactly but was something like "once you've witnessed local government up close you'll be baying for more centralisation".)
And vice-versa. Boris, Truss, Cameron: shining examples of honesty, morals and efficiency.
That sounds very much like an abuse of power and definitely against the councillor code of conduct. I hope walking Marky has made a complaint to the council.
The solution to the "issue" of no outer with suspension forks is obviously just to lock them out. This is no doubt why the lock-out function exists.
Also, when you need to loosen the cable for maintenance you just unlock the forks and get someone heavy to sit on the bike whilst you do whatever fettling this great innovation needs.
He should be sent off to work for Elon at doge, that's the sort of innovation only the USA can truly appreciate!
Removing the cable outers, what a smart way to reduce weight! I see the routing also ensures the shortest cable can be used, another way to lower weight. Maybe he could start drilling the forks and frame to make his bike lighter still?
He should apply the drillium technique to save weight on that big heavy battery, it's so bulky too, aero holes will help.
The frame is metal, so doesnt need the cables from the battery to the motor, just pass the current through the chainstay