Too much Ineos news today... Pidcock's KOM, the new kit launch (which is getting a well-humoured online reception, seen above) and now the inside scoop from the team's big off-season bash...
Courtesy of the latest episode of Geraint Thomas and Luke Rowe's 'Watts Occurring' podcast we've got the gossip, including young Leo Hayter having a few too many and Rowe vs Ganna for the Ineos wrestling championship.
"A few boys got carried off," G explained. "It was pretty grim, I couldn't imagine being bar staff working there sober."
And apparently leading the way was new signing Pauline Ferrand-Prévot... "She can drink," a slightly shellshocked sounding Thomas continued. "Halfway through she goes to me 'jump on my back' and I'm like 'are you sure? I'm quite heavy, especially in off-season'. Jumped on half expecting to just fall on my face but fair play she held me up, running around the dance floor, I was giving it no hands... big night.
"Leo [Hayter] got carried off first, puking up outside."
"Someone said 'have you seen the state of Leo?'," Rowe picked up the story. "He's upstairs, outside, lying in a pile of spew, so yeah he went to bed early.
"I put myself to bed after the party when everyone was outside getting taxis to a club. I knew where I was but I was stumbling around and put myself to bed. Ganna came up with me and we started wrestling, woke up in the morning with a few bruises. If you're going to wrestle someone in the team... I picked the wrong guy..."
All the while Tom P was presumably outside breaking the Everesting record or something silly...