Haiku navigation bike computer is gesture controlled

Supplements your phone
With a much tinier phone
On your handlebars

I'd rather have maps
Than just a little arrow
In case of missed turns

I think I'll stick with
My regular smartphone mount
Instead of this thing

(I have a Quad Lock
It's really rather splendid
If a bit pricey)

From the number of

comments, I first thought hooray!

But nay, it's a dud

I'm afraid I can't

trust this newfangled gadget

I'll stick with garmin

also its ugly

and takes up far too much space

on crowded cockpit

I just have to guess

what people would think as I 

wave at my headset

how many dif'rent

hand gestures must I learn to

find my destination 

a strange choice of name

oriental poetry

shares nothing with maps

at least this topic

wont descend into debate

on helmets' merits

Seventy two pounds?

For a really shit garmin?

Hipsters can rejoice

Gestures are better?

Hand signals are not better?

drivers still ignore?

Hand gestures from me

are solely directed at

bus and cab drivers

Its the boss calling

A gesture should do the trick

turn left for dole queue

Fallen leaves on path

gadget says go left. you try

all is pain, autumn

Look! A new review!

Is this product any good?

One star? I guess not

Emails and WhatsApps

on handlebars: undesired.

Don't think I'll invest.

I was wondering

if I should mention helmets

in this Hiaku thread

I will quote Dr Cooper-Clarke on the subject of Haiku:

To convey one's mood

In seventeen syllables

Is very diffic

Wave hand for message?

Sounds like semaphore to me.

You call this progress?

A wave of the hand

The device registers no

thing. Oh well, that sucks.

I do love this site

I know I shouldn't but I

still can't help myself

a wave of the hand

a message from the ether

'Watch the bloody road!'

Thank you Road CC

in counting syllables

a day is  wasted.

Garmin and Haiku

Fight over best route for you.

Both say bridle path..........

Cycle gadget flags

New tasks out of office, now

bike tethered to work

Magnetic clip thing:

compass no use to you now.

Must trust in Blue Tooth.

Navigation is

Lost art in modern world.

Now, get lost quickly.

I thank you all for

making me laugh out loud by

doing these Haiku 

surely the headline should read - "Haiku navigation bike computer is gesture controlled, quite good"

Ride at Night

This would be neat

No more reading maps on the small screen

The wind blows rain on my face

I am warm inside

Because I have wet my pants

This seems like good fun

A competition, maybe?

Best one gets some schwag