What a response we got to our request for the best songs about bikes and cycling! The entries flooded in, and we have a 30-strong have  list of songs about cycling as a result.

Before we get to the winners, though, a word about eligibility. We got suggestions of songs that might be about cycling, but might not. We decided that simply using the word ‘ride’ in the lyrics, or being open to interpretation as being about cycling wasn’t enough: a song had to actually mention bikes or cycling to qualify.

That eliminated, among others: Hawkwind’s Silver Machine; It’s a climb by Hannah Montana; Bullet the Blue Sky by U2 (despite it figuring prominently in Paul Kimmage’s Rough Ride) and Machineries of Joy by British Sea Power, despite the video.

We also eliminated entries with several songs listed. Please read the guidelines, folks.

Only one band was mentioned more than once: the Wirral’s mighty Half Man Half Biscuit. Lead singer and songwriter Nigel Blackwell is a keen rider, and was even giving Tour de France podium tips when he played Cambridge recently.

Before we get to the top five, here’s the full list of the runners-up:

20= B-I-C-Y-C-L-E by The Kerplunks — 1%

20= Pedal Pusher by Abdominal — 1%

20= Lilac Harry Quinn by Half Man Half Biscuit — 1%

20= Bartali by Paolo Conte — 1%

20= Excavating Rita by Half Man Half Biscuit — 1%

20= Ride On by Chris Hill (B side to Bionic Santa) — 1%

20= Medway Wheelers by Wild Billy Childish And The Buff Medways — 1%

20= The Bike Song by Mark Ronson and The Business Intl — 1%

20= Leonardo’s Bicycle by the Uncle Devil Show — 1%

20= 9 Million Bicycles by Katie Melua — 1%

13= Rockin’ Bicycle by Fats Domino — 2%

13= The Acoustic Motorbike by Luka Bloom — 2%

13= I like my bike by Kimya Dawson — 2%

13= The Push Bike Song by Mungo Jerry (here’s the original by The Mixtures) — 2%

13= Daisy Bell (sung by Gerald Adams) — 2% (A rather different version by Blur)

13= Handlebars by Flobots — 2%

13= The Bike Song by The Grave Architects — 2%

8= Abdou Theme by Abdoujaparov — 3%

8= This Charming Man by The Smiths — 3%

8= Happy Cycling by Boards of Canada — 3%

8= Broken Bicycles by Tom Waits — 3%

8= My White Bicycle by Nazareth (here’s the original by Tomorrow and a version by Niel from the Young Ones) — 3%

7 Performance by MC SpandX — 4%

6 Bike Rider by Mungo’s Hi Fi — 5%

The Top 5

4= Bike by Pink Floyd — 6%

4= Motherfucking Bike by The Sons of Science — 6%

3 See that my bike’s kept clean by Half Man Half Biscuit — 7%

2 Bicycle race by Queen — 16%

1 Tour de France by Kraftwerk — 19%