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Cycling proficiency “simple” solution to UK’s immigration crisis, claims right-wing commentator, who says all aspiring citizens should be made to take bike test; Tour de France finally hits the mountains on Bastille Day; Giro recap + more on the live blog

Get your Richard Virenque flag and Julian Alaphilippe beach towel ready – it’s Bastille Day at the Tour de France! And Ryan Mallon’s here to keep you up to speed with all the Gallic goodness on the Monday live blog

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14 July 2025, 08:08
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Cycling proficiency “simple” solution to UK’s immigration crisis, claims right-wing commentator – who says all “aspiring British citizens” should be made to take bike test (and don’t worry, he mentions number plates and pavement riding too)

You have to hand it to the Critic’s Adam James Pollock (well, you don’t, but you know what I mean). When it comes to right-wing commentator bingo, his latest offering for the conservative magazine nabbed quite a few full houses.

In just eight short paragraphs, the writer – who also found the time over the weekend to pen a column for the Spectator titled ‘Why Northern Ireland hates Paddington’ – managed to squeeze in references to small boats in the English channel, immigration, Deliveroo illegal e-bike riders, Net Zero, pavement cycling, bike number plates, MAMILs holding up traffic, and the cycling proficiency test.

The Telegraph would be proud.

And the thesis at the centre of this Venn diagram-mashing diatribe? That immigrants to the UK should be made to take the cycling proficiency test.

“How better to bestow proper cycling etiquette upon the immigrant delivery population?” Pollock asks, in his column, intriguingly headlined ‘Bring back the cycling proficiency test’ (which, Adam, hasn’t gone away, of course. You’re just not at school anymore).

Bikeability Training at Manchester City FC (copyright Britishcycling.org.uk)

> Parents angry that children are being taught to cycle in middle of lane and other “risky behaviour” by cycling instructors, says Bikeability

“While looking at a list of what really matters to voters, I noticed that the same points keep arising: immigration, safety, infrastructure, jobs. How could we solve all of these issues at once? Surely there must be something the government is overlooking. And then, like a hangover or a Deliveroo cyclist, it hit me, full force,” Pollock writes.

“The cycling proficiency test. A more clear predictor of British birth than having a tin of loose-leaf tea in the cupboard which is never used, the cycling proficiency test bestowed proper cycling etiquette upon generations of children across the United Kingdom.”

> Dangerous “fake” e-bikes undermining UK’s cycling efforts and putting industry at risk, say MPs calling for clampdown

Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to have made Adam any more empathetic to people on bikes, as he goes on to contrast e-bike delivery riders with “the typical cyclist, the middle-aged-man-in-lycra who sets off Sunday morning to hold up traffic”.

Turning his attention back to immigrant e-bike delivery riders, Pollock continued: “As a precondition for both entering Britain through the legal migration routes and for receiving any form of benefit after arriving here illegally, aspiring citizens should be required to undertake the cycling proficiency test. It would both allow them to more easily integrate into British culture while also making them aware of how our road transport system works.”

Yes, Adam, like all those dangerous, close passing drivers on our roads…

Deliveroo rider’s illegally modified e-bike

> “I was new, I didn’t know the rules”: Delivery cyclists urge colleagues to follow rules as 37 riders issued £100 fines for cycling in city centre

“It would at least make them aware that they should ‘get off the bloody footpath’, a phrase I have often found myself disparaging the reckless balaclava-clad cyclists with,” he writes, before bringing up that classic trope of the anti-cycling political writer: number plates.

“For those utilising bicycles on a regular basis in metropolitan areas, a similar system to car number-plates could be introduced, easily checkable to find out whether or not the cyclist should really be on the road,” he argues.

“This would doubtless prevent innumerable road traffic collisions from occurring, while also freeing up job roles for those suffering from joblessness who are struggling to get back into work.

Ah yes, the key to Britain’s “innumerable” road safety problems: number plates for Deliveroo riders. Because that works so well for motorists, the ones really involved in the “innumerable” collisions on our roads. Problem solved, Adam, well done!

He concluded: “A booming new sector could be created, one of cycling proficiency test instructors and adjudicators, regulation enforcers and back-end data analysis professionals, and perhaps tutors for those young students for whom the test is a recent memory.”

Bikeability training

> 20mph in all urban areas, a ban on pavement parking and cycling in the national curriculum: cycling and walking groups call for "most radical reforms to road safety since mandatory seat belts" ahead of Government’s Road Safety Strategy

Of course, the irony is that Pollock is repeating, loosely, a call for more cycling training by the UK’s national bike training scheme, Bikeability, who in May urged the government to enshrine mandatory cycle training into the national curriculum as part of a series of reforms designed to make the roads safer.

Alongside calling for an immediate nationwide ban on pavement parking, default 20mph speed limits for motor vehicles in all urban areas, and spending at least 10 per cent of transport funding on cycling and walking, the charity argued that increasing levels of Bikeability training is “associated with lower levels of people being killed or seriously injured”, despite the training not yet being available on the curriculum.

It also recommended improved training for adult cyclists, including the development of a national training standard for commercial cargo bike use.

Somehow, I don’t think the Critic’s Adam was really thinking about cyclists’ safety when he penned his column at the weekend…

14 July 2025, 15:53
Ben Healy, stage 10, 2025 Tour de France
The British and Irish take over Bastille Day: Ben Healy pulls off sensational ride to take yellow jersey as attacking Tadej Pogačar ensures nail-biting finish – and Simon Yates continues superb 2025 with perfectly executed stage win

He did it.

Shay Elliot. Sean Kelly. Stephen Roche. And now Ben Healy.

The EF Education-EasyPost rider, the epitome of ‘never say die’, has raced, head down, into the history books this afternoon on the Puy de Sancy.

Ben Healy, stage 10, 2025 Tour de France

ASO/Billy Ceusters

Despite the attacking intent of Visma-Lease a Bike, a late, blistering acceleration from Tadej Pogačar, and a lack of co-operation from his breakaway colleagues (a self-inflicted consequence of his bloody-minded GC bid), Healy has become the fourth Irish rider to wear the Tour de France’s yellow jersey, holding off Pogačar by just 26 seconds to lead the Tour heading into its first rest day.

And, on France’s big day, Britain and Ireland were the nations lighting the fireworks, Simon Yates riding away from the Healy group on the final climb to take a perfectly executed stage win, the icing on the cake of his Giro-winning, career-defining 2025.

Simon Yates, stage 10, 2025 Tour de France

ASO/Billy Ceusters

The Visma-Lease a Bike rider was one of the five surviving members of the massive breakaway of the day who made it onto the last of the eight categorised climbs, a whittling-down process aided by Healy’s dogged determination to claim yellow, forging on unaided at the front in a staggering ride which even saw the Irishman catch and then drop the attacking Quinn Simmons on the penultimate climb.

Unlike Simmons, Yates judged his effort to perfection, making use of Healy’s lead-out into the climb to ride away at the foot of the Puy de Sancy, a brief challenge by Thymen Arensman – a rare spot of light for the doom-laden Ineos Grenadiers – undone by Yates’ experience and know-how in the final kilometre, the elastic snapping for good.

Ben Healy, stage 10, 2025 Tour de France

ASO/Billy Ceusters

Ironically, it was Yates’ Visma team who, in the closing 30km, appeared the biggest threat to Healy’s yellow goal, a flurry of attacks from Jonas Vingegaard’s teammates Matteo Jorgenson and Sepp Kuss isolating Pogačar, his UAE team, stricken by injury and apparent illness, missing in action on the final climbs, forcing the world champion to react and cover his own moves.

But, of course, this is Tadej Pogačar we’re talking about. On the final steep ramps to the finish, the Slovenian flipped the script, attacking hard and dropping everyone – except, of course, Jonas Vingegaard, who, time trial woes aside, has matched the defending champion pedal stroke for pedal stroke so far in this Tour, with his favoured high mountain terrain still to come.

But just as Healy’s advantage began to melt, a game of bluff then ensued between the Tour’s big two, interrupted – bizarrely – by KOM points grabber Lenny Martinez, who paced Pogačar and Vingegaard to the line.

Ben Healy, stage 10, 2025 Tour de France

ASO/Billy Ceusters

Just beyond the line, a nervous Healy stood watching the clock.

The 24-year-old had, remarkably, inexplicably, finished third on the day, riding first Michael Storer then Ben O’Connor off his wheel during those final, steep three kilometres, despite those two riders sheltering in his admittedly small slipstream for much of the final hour.

That ride, dogged, determined, ferocious yet calculating, in the end proved enough, just, as four minutes and 20 separating the Irish attacker and an ice-cool Pogačar at the finish – and, crucially, 29 seconds on GC. Almost four decades on from the country’s sole Tour win, courtesy of Stephen Roche in 1987, Ireland finally has its hands on the yellow jersey once again.

Ben Healy, stage 10, 2025 Tour de France

ASO/Billy Ceusters

In the GC battle, meanwhile, the psychological hammer blow of Pogačar and Vingegaard’s apparent ability to ride away at will proved more significant than the minimal time gaps on offer, as the pre-finish détente offered not just Healy the opportunity to grab yellow, but the likes of Remco Evenepoel and the increasingly confident Oscar Onley to limit their losses to just six seconds.

But the GC race will wait for another day – this year, France’s big festival belonged to Simon Yates, who’s busy turning 2025 into a proper party. And yellow? Well, that belongs to Ben Healy, arguably the man of the Tour so far.

And I don’t think even the most patriotic Frenchman would begrudge him the honour.

14 July 2025, 17:24
Simon Yates, stage 10, 2025 Tour de France
“I didn’t even feel that good”: Tour stage winner Simon Yates admits he’s “still a bit tired” after Giro d’Italia victory – but says he took opportunity “with both hands”

2025 has turned out pretty well for Simon Yates, hasn’t it?

After a brilliant, last-gap, ‘don’t call it a redemption’ victory at the Giro d’Italia in May, the 32-year-old landed his third career Tour de France stage win this afternoon on the Puy de Sancy – despite, he admits, still feeling the effects of three weeks in Italy.

“I didn’t even feel that good,” Yates said at the finish. “It was a really hard start to be there. And that’s why I took advantage into the final corners at the bottom of the last descent, because I was looking for a bit of a head start. And I just did my best from there.

Simon Yates, stage 10, 2025 Tour de France

ASO/Billy Ceusters

“It’s been a long time,” he said, reflecting on the six years that had passed since his last Tour stage triumph in 2019. “But actually I wasn’t expecting any opportunities here. We came here fully focused on Jonas and the GC. And the stage played out in a way that I could be there for the stage, and I took it with both hands.

“It’s not easy, I’m still a bit tired from [the Giro] but I’m getting better every day. I was a bit rusty at the start but I’ve been growing into the race.”

Now, that’s a frightening prospect.

14 July 2025, 15:29
Dublin food delivery cyclist settles for €60,000 over dooring by driver parked in cycle lane

A delivery cyclist from Dublin is to receive €60,000 damages for injuries suffered in a dooring incident in the city, a driver having been partly stopped in a cycle lane when a door of their vehicle was opened into the rider's path. 

Crumlin Road, Dublin

Read more: > Dublin food delivery cyclist settles for €60,000 over dooring by driver parked in cycle lane

14 July 2025, 15:11
Lenny, just how hard is today’s Tour de France stage?

If you needed a visual reminder that today’s stage through the Massif Central is bloody difficult, look no further than Lenny Martinez – who’s placed himself in the KOM competition with a strong ride on the early climbs – and his nosebleed moment, as Ben Healy and Quinn Simmons drove on the pace:

Lenny Martinez nosebleed, stage 10, 2025 Tour de France

Oh, and Visma-Lease a Bike have taken over at the front of the peloton, and are currently eating into Healy’s virtual GC lead, perhaps as part of another attempt to keep Tadej Pogačar in yellow, to ensure he doesn’t have the most restful rest day.

I’m getting slightly nervous…

14 July 2025, 14:55
It’s happening, it’s happening!

30km and two climbs to go in today’s stage, and Ben Healy is driving on the breakaway, six minutes ahead of the UAE-led bunch (and, crucially, two minutes ahead of Tadej Pogačar on the virtual GC), the yellow jersey within his grasp:

And yes, I’m getting slightly carried away.

14 July 2025, 14:25
Cyclist sets off on 250-mile ride for charity… on penny-farthing

Forget the Tour, the mountains, and Ben Healy’s constant attacking, the most impressive cycling performance of this week will take place on a bike trail in Suffolk.

Ben Clowes is taking on the Wolf Way cycling trail in Suffolk to raise money for Ormiston Families, aiming to cover the 250-mile route in five days and raise at least £2,000 for the charity.

Oh, and he’s doing the ride on a penny-farthing.

“I always say to people that riding a penny-farthing is like learning to ride a bike for the first time,” Clowes told ITV ahead of his Jeremy Vine-approved ride (I imagine, I haven’t heard from Jezza to suggest otherwise).

Cyclist riding 250 miles for charity on Penny Farthing

“You know, when you’re five or six and you learn to ride a bike and you get that feeling every time on the penny farthing. It just puts a smile on your face. It puts a smile on other people’s faces as you ride by, it's a great bike to ride.”

Ben, who set off yesterday with the aim of finishing on Friday, says he’s planning sleeping under the stars during his five days riding long the Wolf Way trail – though he’s a bit concerned about the weather forecast.

“It’s not great riding the penny-farthing in the rain because the tyres are very thin. There’s no grip on them, really when it’s wet,” he says.

“So, I’m a bit worried about the rain. Other problems, really narrow paths through forests that can be quite bumpy. So again, I’ve got to be quite careful not to not to come off. The only way really to brake is, you get down with one foot on the step and you rub a foot against the back wheel to slow down.”

The penny-farthing rider is raising money for Ormiston Families, a charity based in Suffolk that works with families and children to best support their needs.

14 July 2025, 13:53
It was all part of the plan!

As the breakaway’s gap continues to increase, and Ben Healy rides into the virtual yellow jersey, albeit narrowly, one of the big social media revelations of the day is that Mathieu van der Poel and Jonas Rickaert’s day-long escape yesterday was pre-planned… so Rickaert could make it onto the Tour podium as the stage’s most combative rider.

According to MVDP’s good mate Freddy Ovett (whose dad used to be a runner or something), the Dutch star text him on Saturday night to make sure he was watching the following day’s stage from KM Zero.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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“Jonas and I, duo attack behind the car,” Van der Poel text Ovett.

“WTF why” came the reply.

“We want to try and ride with two whole stage,” Van der Poel text back. “His dream is to get on the podium of the Tour, for combativity.”

Talk about a plan well executed. Just a pity for Van der Poel the stage didn’t end 750m sooner…

14 July 2025, 13:26
You know it’s Bastille Day at the Tour de France when…

… Err, riders are wearing bleu, blanc, rouge nose straps?

14 July 2025, 11:56
“WTF is that saddle angle?!” Ultra-cyclist Alex McCormack unveils “hill climb era” Fairlight Strael… but everyone’s obsessed with only one “ball-busting” thing

Alex McCormack has had quite the few years.

The 26-year-old Brit, despite only taking up the sport properly two years ago, has already scooped up some of the biggest ultra-cycling prizes on offer, including the 1,300km Atlas Mountain Race in Morocco in February, the Hellenic Mountain Race in May, last year’s record-breaking ride at the Highland Trail 550 in Scotland, and the 2023 Further Elements Scotland.

But that glittering palmares doesn’t mean the Fairlight Cycles rider still can’t cop some stick from cyclists on Instagram for his bike set-up.

Over the weekend, McCormack showed off his Fairlight Strael 4.0 (worthy of a perfect 10/10 rating according to our reviewer Stu), which he used for a recent 24-hour hill climbing record attempt.

“The Strael has entered its hill climb era. Stripped back and under 8kg,” McCormack wrote on Instagram.

“The ride I wanted didn’t come off this time, lots of positives and some valuable lessons/ But the legs’ll be back, as will the bike. Unfinished business.”

> Review: Fairlight Strael 4.0 105 Di2

However, despite the stripped-back bike’s sleek looks and cool componentry, some cyclists in the comments were only obsessed with one thing.

“Love the frame and all, but WTF is with the saddle angle?” asked one user.

“Saddle set for 20 per cent climbs only,” added Zac.

“I think the saddle slipped forward?” joked Dale.

Meanwhile, another commenter chipped in: “WTF if that saddle angle? Trying too hard to be hip, but actually just ball-busting!”

And at this point, Fairlight had had enough.

“I’m not sure a tipped saddle is hip,” the brand’s account replied. “That is how he runs it, his results speak for themselves. You do you.”

Fair enough.

14 July 2025, 12:50
Dutch cycle lanes could soon have speed limits, as government also targets increasing helmet use “without leading to a reduction in people cycling”

The Dutch government has proposed a trial to allow local councils to introduce speed limits on cycle paths and bike lanes, the move said to be in the name of safety and coming alongside other proposals such as testing whether routes are improved by moving electric cargo delivery bikes onto roads.

Dutch bike path

Read more: > Dutch cycle lanes could soon have speed limits, as government also targets increasing helmet use “without leading to a reduction in people cycling”

14 July 2025, 12:33
“I’m happy it’s the last time I have to race here, put it that way”

I think it’s fair to say Geraint Thomas will be pleased to see the back of the Massif Central after today:

A massive, fairly unwieldy group of 30 or so riders, including Ben Healy, Simon Yates, Joe Blackmore, and that man Julian Alaphilippe (but not Thomas), has winched its way clear, and is currently two minutes up the road.

UAE Team Emirates are busy tapping out a steady pace at the front of the peloton, keeping the group within arms’ reach, though it remains to be seen whether they’ll let the breakaway forge a bigger gap over the upcoming string of Cat 2 climbs.

That decision may be taken out of their hands – following João Almeida’s crash-related abandon yesterday, one of the team’s other climbing domestiques, Pavel Sivakov, is already out the back today, reportedly suffering from illness, further damaging the squad’s strength in depth.

Surely Pog can’t be bothered with all the rest day yellow jersey press duties?

14 July 2025, 11:39
Attaque de Alaphilippe on Bastille Day!

It’s the quatorze juillet – so it was written in the stars that Julian Alaphilippe would attack from the gun on his own, right?

Julian Alaphilippe attacks on Bastille Day, 2025 Tour de France

He’ll probably be caught on the climb and jettisoned straight out the back within a kilometre or so, blowing spectacularly.

But who cares? It’s Bastille Day and it’s classic Lou Lou, you have to love it.

14 July 2025, 11:21
What do you do instead of desperately trying to follow Mathieu van der Poel and Tadej Pogačar around France? You go to your home UCI Mountain Bike World Cup race in Andorra and win it, of course

I reckon Tom Pidcock has this whole racing in July business sorted.

First mountain bike race of the year, easy commute from your house, nice win under your belt, fancy new kit to promote, job’s a good ‘un.

Much better than all that ‘racing around France for three weeks’ nonsense, I say…

14 July 2025, 10:43
“The average speed makes me feel better about my own power”: Lotto rider Lennert Van Eetvelt loses Garmin in first kilometre of Tour stage… but is reunited with computer four days later

If you want to pretend you could keep up with the Tour de France peloton, go and have a look at Lennert Van Eetvelt’s power data for the stage five time trial in Caen.

The young Lotto rider – who’s having a very quiet debut Tour by his precocious standards – dropped his Garmin in the first kilometre of the 33km effort against the clock, prompting an appeal from the 23-year-old on Twitter.

That appeal failed to pay off – until, that is, yesterday morning, when Van Eetvelt was reunited, thanks to the teamwork of a roadside fan, a police officer, and organisers ASO, with his bike computer… and the very average data it logged:

Lennert Van Eetvelt reunited with Garmin computer at 2025 Tour de France

“Guess what?! Thanks everyone for the help and the ASO worker for getting it to me!” the Belgian wrote yesterday.

“The average speed makes me feel better about my own power,” one fan said in the comments.

The Tour pros, they’re just like us, eh? We can dream…

14 July 2025, 09:55
Elisa Longo Borghini wins 2025 Giro d’Italia Women
Giro d’Italia Women recap: Elisa Longo Borghini “speechless” after securing second straight pink jersey triumph after stunning mountain coup at Monte Nerone

Is Elisa Longo Borghini the most battling, entertaining bike racer on the planet?

Well, the Italian champion made another strong claim to that designation at the weekend, as she pulled off a sensational coup to overhaul the hitherto serene pink jersey Marlen Reusser on the road to Monte Nerone, to secure her second consecutive overall victory at the Giro d’Italia Women.

With all eyes on Saturday’s 14.8m climb to the summit of Monte Nerone – the climb billed as a potential race decider – Longo Borghini and her UAE Team ADQ teammate Silvia Persico instead attacked early, slipping away on the short descent of an unclassified climb, down into Piobicco.

Elisa Longo Borghini wins 2025 Giro d’Italia Women

Alessandro Garofalo/LaPresse

On the valley road to the foot of the final climb, the duo quickly built what turned out to be an unassailable lead, in GC terms anyway, as the bunch dithered.

The flying Sarah Gigante may have used her for-now unbeatable climbing talent to blast past Longo Borghini towards the finish for a second mountain win, but the 33-year-old stayed calm as Reusser wilted 30 seconds behind, the pink jersey slipping through her fingers.

At the finish, Longo Borghini and Reusser were both overwhelmed, one joyous, almost disbelieving, the other disconsolate, weighed down by the harsh reality.

Yesterday, Longo Borghini did what she had to do, keeping Reusser in sight as Anna van der Breggen attacked on the motor racing circuit of Imola, the scene of her final rainbow jersey in 2020, only to be bested by another double stage winner, Liane Lippert at the line.

Liane Lippert beats Anna van der Breggen, stage 8, 2025 Giro d'Italia Women

Massimo Paolone/LaPresse

Speaking at the finish in Imola, Longo Borghini – sinking in another win at a race she’s busy making her own – said: “It’s been an incredible journey with UAE Team ADQ. It’s been eight days of completely full gas, we created actions, we believed every single day, and we stayed humble.

“And I can’t be much more thankful to my teammates than now, because if I wear this jersey now, it’s because of them. They were super committed, they were never surrendering, and I’m just speechless.”

14 July 2025, 09:16
Mathieu van der Poel and Jonas Rickaert, stage nine, 2025 Tour de France
“We suffered, but we also enjoyed it… I think”: The Tour de France finally hits the mountains – after Mathieu van der Poel inspires second-fastest stage in history with epic, ill-fated breakaway

After nine long, gruelling, and surprisingly GC gap-inducing days traversing across northern France, the Tour de France peloton finally hits the mountains today, thanks to a saw-tooth, leg-aching – and hopefully, ambush-friendly – route across the Massif Central on Bastille Day.

Mathieu van der Poel and Jonas Rickaert, stage nine, 2025 Tour de France

Zac Williams/SWpix.com

Mathieu van der Poel and Jonas Rickaert, however, will surely be wishing the Tour organisers had decided to forgo la fête nationale and instead opt for the traditional Monday rest day, after the Alpecin-Deceuninck pair spent almost the entirety of yesterday’s 174km stage to Châteauroux on their own out front.

And while it looked for a while that Van der Poel could pull off his greatest Tour exploit yet, despite the duo’s gallant effort, it wasn’t to be, as the former yellow jersey was caught with just 700m to go, Tim Merlier proving himself the heir to Mark Cavendish’s throne with his second stage victory of the race in ‘Cav City’.

Tim Merlier wins stage nine, 2025 Tour de France

Zac Williams/SWpix.com

“It’s hard to not be able to finish it off, but I think we put on a good show today,” a tired and sore Van der Poel said at the finish. “We suffered, but also enjoyed today… I think.”

Well, all that suffering wasn’t for nothing, Mathieu, as your stint at the front with Rickaert ensured yesterday’s stage was the second-fastest ever at the Tour, averaging 50.013kph, just 0.3kph or so shy of the record set on stage four in 1999, when Mario Cipollini won in Blois.

Mathieu van der Poel, stage nine, 2025 Tour de France

Zac Williams/SWpix.com

(Of course, Merlier’s name will be the one attached to the stage in the record books, but real cycling fans will know it was all down to the Alpecin two-up time trial, right?)

Fast forward to today, and the riders are following up the second-fastest Tour stage ever with the hardest route of the race so far – a constant up-and-down 165km trek through the Massif Central, featuring a record seven Cat 2 climbs in one stage (with a bonus Cat 3 for good measure).

2025 Tour de France stage 10 profile

Ouch...

Will the French baroudeurs triumph on Bastille Day? Or will the war of words between UAE and Visma finally erupt on the road?

After obtaining a PhD, lecturing, and hosting a history podcast at Queen’s University Belfast, Ryan joined road.cc in December 2021 and since then has kept the site’s readers and listeners informed and enthralled (well at least occasionally) on news, the live blog, and the road.cc Podcast. After boarding a wrong bus at the world championships and ruining a good pair of jeans at the cyclocross, he now serves as road.cc’s senior news writer. Before his foray into cycling journalism, he wallowed in the equally pitiless world of academia, where he wrote a book about Victorian politics and droned on about cycling and bikes to classes of bored students (while taking every chance he could get to talk about cycling in print or on the radio). He can be found riding his bike very slowly around the narrow, scenic country lanes of Co. Down.

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FionaJJ | 6 months ago
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I'm all for investing in greater access to Bikeability training. I hope that should the government allocate more funding to improve opportunities for people to learn to bike safely, they'd get his full support. Extend the offer to people on Job Seekers' Allowance too - as well as anyone else that wants it.

Of course if the current government were to announce such a thing, the righ-wingers would immediately reject the 'freebie culture' that rewards 'illegal immigration' or 'lazy spongers' and claim it's part of a conspiracy against cars.

Meanwhile, Labour's comms team being entirely useless, they'd announce it as a proposal to 'turbo charge the economy' in a doomed attempt to avoid attacks by the right-wing media, which allows for bad faith takes from the left-wing commentators who are just as guilty as the Daily Mail columnists when it comes to relying on anger and self-righteousness to drive traffic to their opinion pieces and social media posts.

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mdavidford replied to FionaJJ | 6 months ago
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Isn't 'turbo-charging' (of bicycles) what all these people are complaining about in the first place?

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Rendel Harris | 6 months ago
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Happened to read this today in a Guardian article on the right's increasingly apocalyptic race-baiting rhetoric:

The Guardian wrote:

The cover story in the summer edition of the Critic, for instance, warned of a soon-to-be-realised Britain of gated compounds and armoured trucks protecting British citizens from ethnic guerrilla conflict, thick with lurid depictions “of gunfire, off in the distance; you’re getting used to it now”. “Fiction, perhaps,” wrote its author, a Conservative councillor for bucolic Scotton and Lower Wensleydale. “But for how long?”

Think that tells us all we need to know about that particular journal (last reported circulation figures fewer than 9,000 paying readers).

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eburtthebike replied to Rendel Harris | 6 months ago
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We had a planning application to make a recent development of three houses "gated" in the Forest of Dean!  Not noted for the gangs of armed men roaming the streets.

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brooksby replied to eburtthebike | 6 months ago
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Maybe they were worried about wild boars?

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chrisonabike replied to brooksby | 6 months ago
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Perhaps they should be worried about wild boors...

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eburtthebike replied to brooksby | 6 months ago
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brooksby wrote:

Maybe they were worried about wild boars?

They're very shy and run away fast.

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Rendel Harris replied to eburtthebike | 6 months ago
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eburtthebike wrote:

brooksby wrote:

Maybe they were worried about wild boars?

They're very shy and run away fast.

Unless, as I found out some years ago in your beautiful part of the world, you're riding on a forest trail that the boarlets have just crossed ahead of you but mama boar hasn't: she emerged from the undergrowth about 50 yards ahead and gave us a proper face down for about thirty seconds. Fortunately, having made it quite clear who was the boss of the forest and that it wasn't us, she then trotted off to round up the little 'uns.

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eburtthebike replied to Rendel Harris | 6 months ago
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Yes, you do have to be careful if the mother has hoglets.

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Mr Blackbird | 6 months ago
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"The Cycling Proficiency Test. A more clear indicator of British birth than having a tin of loose leaf tea....etc".
"It hit me as hard as an SUV being driven by a distracted, overweight motorist on his way to the chippy (Sorry Deliveroo bike)."

Such a witty writer.
Where can I subscribe to "The Critic."

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mdavidford replied to Mr Blackbird | 6 months ago
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Mr Blackbird wrote:

Where can I subscribe to "The Critic."

I don't know about subscribe, but I reckon these people might be able to sort you out.

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ktache replied to Mr Blackbird | 6 months ago
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I get through quite a lot of loose leaf tea, Yorkshire Gold, full on flavour.

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brooksby replied to ktache | 6 months ago
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ktache wrote:

I get through quite a lot of loose leaf tea, Yorkshire Gold, full on flavour.

"Do it fer Yorksher!" 

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eburtthebike replied to ktache | 6 months ago
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ktache wrote:

I get through quite a lot of loose leaf tea, Yorkshire Gold, full on flavour.

So much better than that forrin rubbish.

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chrisonabike replied to eburtthebike | 6 months ago
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eburtthebike wrote:

ktache wrote:

I get through quite a lot of loose leaf tea, Yorkshire Gold, full on flavour.

So much better than that forrin rubbish.

Someone was trying to interest me in Chinese tea the other day - Oolong or something?  No thank you, I'll stick to the honest local Scottish stuff!

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wtjs replied to ktache | 6 months ago
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I get through quite a lot of loose leaf tea, Yorkshire Gold
Pfff!! What could be more aristocratically British than Earl Grey?

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eburtthebike replied to wtjs | 6 months ago
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wtjs wrote:

I get through quite a lot of loose leaf tea, Yorkshire Gold Pfff!! What could be more aristocratically British than Earl Grey?

Which reminds me of the appalling joke about the communists not meeting in any cafe that served Earl Grey.  Not because of the aristocratic connections, but because proper tea is theft.

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bensynnock | 6 months ago
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Perhaps everybody should be made to do the cycling proficiency test and be required to put in 100 hours each year on a bike as a requirement for a driving license.

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hmas1974 | 6 months ago
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Could Road.cc scrape the barrel any lower when dredging up anti-cycling articles? It's become as pointless as the trolls it continues to publicise. Time to vote with my feet

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Smoggysteve | 6 months ago
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Sooo. anyone can come to the UK from mainland europe via official means driving a car, van or articulated lorry with the steering wheel on the wrong side and we dont give a shit. but anyone wants to sit on a bike? ooohh thats got to be tested to make sure you know what youre doing. 

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eburtthebike | 6 months ago
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Adam James Pollock seems to have discovered how to use AI to write an anti-cycling article.  No human writer could have got that much complete nonsense on one subject into a mere eight paragraphs.

Presumably he gets paid by the word, and even minimum wage is pretty good if you don't actually have to write anything yourself.  Even better if you get paid by the click.

"And then, like a hangover or a Deliveroo cyclist, it hit me, full force,” Somebody should.

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Car Delenda Est | 6 months ago
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Reminder that an experienced cycle courier obeying traffic laws will earn £6p/h working for JustEat

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don simon fbpe | 6 months ago
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“The cycling proficiency test. A more clear predictor of British birth than having a tin of loose-leaf tea in the cupboard which is never used, the cycling proficiency test bestowed proper cycling etiquette upon generations of children across the United Kingdom.

What this pigshit thick wanker seems to forget is that many of the racist pricks taht's he's fawning over also hold driving licences, these bigotted knobheads have been through an etiquette test and are still ignorant fuckwits that shouldn't be allowed outside without a responsible adult. And stop bringing the civilisaed nations down by using Britain and U.K., you're talking about england, dumbshit! #AndBreathe

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brooksby replied to don simon fbpe | 6 months ago
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A valid point, if a little more expressive than I would have written it  3

He appears to forget that most if not all British adults (born here or not) have passed a driving test and yet a great many of them still quietly "forget" (or just plain ignore) the rules and guidance they've been taught when it suits them… 

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don simon fbpe replied to brooksby | 6 months ago
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brooksby wrote:

A valid point, if a little more expressive than I would have written it  3

Blue touch paper was lit after seeing a complete imbecilic right wing toss pot telling someone to speak english in england. I fucking hate them! I do, however, apologise if anyone is unhappy at my language, excluding right whingers, in which case, go fuck yourself! smiley

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Derek S replied to don simon fbpe | 6 months ago
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Yes I'm unhappy for one, my kids read this column. You criticise others but see the need to use bad language to put your point across. Why?

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don simon fbpe replied to Derek S | 6 months ago
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Because I have a large lexicon, I'm extremely expressive and I am extremely comfortable using extended vocabulary. Isn't english such a beautiful language? I am also more offended by selfishness and bigotry than I am by what you label as 'bad language'. It's a great opportunity to teach your kids how to use this rich and colourful language. I'm sure they'll be cussing with the best of us when you're not in earshot. Feel free to read and censor before letting your kids read, but I ain't changing.

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mdavidford replied to don simon fbpe | 6 months ago
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I, for one, am horrified by your bad language.

"taht's"? "bigotted"? "civilisaed"? You should be ashamed of yourself.

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don simon fbpe replied to mdavidford | 6 months ago
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Obviously not that enraged as I went back and corrected the ones I saw. Enraged enough to allow some to slip through.

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Rendel Harris replied to Derek S | 6 months ago
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Derek S wrote:

Yes I'm unhappy for one, my kids read this column. You criticise others but see the need to use bad language to put your point across. Why?

Oh, not again, Nigel…

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