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" are my trainers that ugly ? "

Tony, I told you it's a caravan, it doesn't have an engine!

That's the yike stashed, the van nicholas is at the
back all the pedals are in one corner so plenty of
room for a selection of fixies ..... customs will
never know .....

"So if we use him as an exhaust pipe and link it up via his mouth, where do the emissions come out?"

I think this must be the master bedroom?

This ain't what I had in mind when you said I could do the Tour Down Under!

Thanks to your generous donation, Mr. Armstrong, we now have one tester to knock on your trailer door, and one to cover the back exit.

Cant find the lugage but one of the migrants in there says it might be in Ostend

"I thought it said Hymen"

Yeah, I did a doubletake as well.

hmm, they said the 12 speed prototypes were in here, all I can find is the embargo'd Team Sky entry list!

Wallet or keys, wallet or keys..... If i leg it i'll be able to catch last orders!

"I thought it said Hymen"

Now we're back home we can get the Van Nicholas Astraeus out for a test ride!

.....are you sure you saw a Lion and a Witch?

Oh Bugger!

Attempting to talk the +Watt logo designer out of his hiding place

It sleeps two? Two what?

This may be a camper van but your not getting me in there with you

I don't care what they said in the shop there's no way that helmet fits

There's a tiny door in my caravan, Tony. It's a portal and it takes you inside Lance Armstrong. You see the world through Lance Armstrong's eyes... and then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out... into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike

"Right, now we're safely over the border, let's get out those pork pies Jan Ullrich asked us to bring over for him..."

"Tony, mate seriously...you said it had a chemical toilet!"

Our intel reveals Brailsford's desperation to fill his rosta extends to kidnapping riders straight from the Vuelta.

Can you fix it?

Inevitably when they met, the talk eventually came back to their shared prison term.

Nope. Sorry. You ain't gonna fit Lances ego in here.

Yes, made it! With another tug I'll have the entire family out of here! And nobody will ever know a thing...

I reckon with another shove I'll have the entire family in there... Easy money.

fits me fine but wheres the wife going to sleep?