Here’s a little cameo from the road.cc road trip to Eurobike. but what’s going on? Caption suggestions below! the best one will win some Euro schwag, we’ll have a dig through our big bags of leaflets and wurst wrappers – there’s bound to be something nice in there…
Eurobike caption compo! Win Schwag!
What’s going on here? You decide…
Tue, Sep 08, 2009 15:47
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Dave is a founding father of road.cc, having previously worked on Cycling Plus and What Mountain Bike magazines back in the day. He also writes about e-bikes for our sister publication ebiketips. He’s won three mountain bike bog snorkelling World Championships, and races at the back of the third cats.
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mdavidford 4 minutes ago
The pros and cons come from the reviewer, not the manufacturer. And they do explain in the review why they think the lack of MIPS could be viewed as either/both a positive or a negative. Less so with the shape, but it's easy to see how that could be considered a good or a bad thing, depending on whether it suits your head shape. If anything, it's a deficiency of the review template - that it doesn't have a section for something like 'other considerations' that aren't pros or cons.
mdavidford 11 minutes ago
Could always reduce the size of Pogačar - shrink him down by about half - that might level things up a bit.
Smoggysteve 2 hours ago
Why is the Cube Litening Aero, The Specialized Tarmac and the Van Rysel RCR-PRo marked with a (TBC) pricetag but the Canyon Aeroad isnt considering the teams will no doubt ALL be riding the new as of yet unreleased CFR? The price of a currently superceded (as far as the pro peloton are concerned) looks cheap but its a 2 year old model. The new one is as unreleased as the other 3 bikes.
Smoggysteve 2 hours ago
Wow, if anything shows the utter contempt for customers is this shower. A Gravel specific helmet. Really? Does it only work on gravel or do I need to consider swapping on those occasions I'm on tarmac? Gravel bike? ok Gravel tyres? Sure Gravel Helmet? You're taking the pi$$ now. But were that not ludicrous enough, I love the pros and cons: Oval head fit Not a mushroom No extra Mips weight Integrated and removable rear light Easily removable pads Oval head fit No Mips Buy it cos its oval but don't cos its oval, and the has and hasn't got MIPS is a +/- point. When will they introduce gravel specific bib shorts for reviewers who like to sit on the fence?
mdavidford 3 hours ago
Bruyneel calls for UCI to stick to doing dubious deals - like the good old days, eh Johan?
Rendel Harris 3 hours ago
Smaller teams in order to rein in the winning capacity of the only rider capable of making and sticking solo attacks from 80 km plus, not sure we've thought this one through, have we sir? The only way at the moment the team size could affect Pogacar is if you reduce the size of his team and let everyone else keep the status quo.
mdavidford 3 hours ago
Maybe so, but I'm not clear how that leads to being a superhuman being part of the 'spirit of the ride'.
wtjs 4 hours ago
@mdavidford You don’t have to be a superhuman to ride it Riding up there, where there's generally only one road, as a tourist is going to be a massive-campervan-horrorshow since the whole route has been TikTok-ed. Unless you go in January.
wtjs 4 hours ago
This sort of box is not for the people who want to go touring (I used to take a bag and bury it as near as possible to the airport), but if I were to require this type this is the one I would get. My daughter's experience when cycling the Lofotens last year is that UK baggage handlers (in Manchester at least) are likely to be of the fashionable Mail/ Telegraph/ Clarkson/ Reform cyclist-hating persuasion and will destroy a bike if at all possible. Don't they just see this type of box as a challenge and simply put it at the bottom and hurl everything else on top of it? The comments of actual users above suggest that this is not always the case!
Rendel Harris 6 hours ago
@mdavidford Whereas Kittelgrams are measured in retired German sprinters.
31 thoughts on “Eurobike caption compo! Win Schwag!”
Does my Hymer look big in
Does my Hymer look big in this?
fits me fine but wheres the
fits me fine but wheres the wife going to sleep?
Yes, made it! With another
Yes, made it! With another tug I’ll have the entire family out of here! And nobody will ever know a thing…
I reckon with another shove
I reckon with another shove I’ll have the entire family in there… Easy money.
Nope. Sorry. You ain’t gonna
Nope. Sorry. You ain’t gonna fit Lances ego in here.
Inevitably when they met, the
Inevitably when they met, the talk eventually came back to their shared prison term.
Can you fix it?
Can you fix it?
Our intel reveals
Our intel reveals Brailsford’s desperation to fill his rosta extends to kidnapping riders straight from the Vuelta. 👿
“Tony, mate seriously…you
“Tony, mate seriously…you said it had a [i]chemical[/i] toilet!”
“Right, now we’re safely over
“Right, now we’re safely over the border, let’s get out those pork pies Jan Ullrich asked us to bring over for him…”
There’s a tiny door in my
There’s a tiny door in my caravan, Tony. It’s a portal and it takes you inside Lance Armstrong. You see the world through Lance Armstrong’s eyes… and then after about 15 minutes, you’re spit out… into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike
I don’t care what they said
I don’t care what they said in the shop there’s no way that helmet fits
This may be a camper van but
This may be a camper van but your not getting me in there with you
It sleeps two? Two what?
It sleeps two? Two what?
Attempting to talk the +Watt
Attempting to talk the +Watt logo designer out of his hiding place
Oh Bugger!
Oh Bugger!
…..are you sure you saw a
…..are you sure you saw a Lion and a Witch?
Now we’re back home we can
Now we’re back home we can get the Van Nicholas Astraeus out for a test ride!
“I thought it said Hymen”
“I thought it said Hymen”
Wallet or keys, wallet or
Wallet or keys, wallet or keys….. If i leg it i’ll be able to catch last orders!
hmm, they said the 12 speed
hmm, they said the 12 speed prototypes were in here, all I can find is the embargo’d Team Sky entry list!
“I thought it said
“I thought it said Hymen”
Yeah, I did a doubletake as well.
Cant find the lugage but one
Cant find the lugage but one of the migrants in there says it might be in Ostend 👿
Thanks to your generous
Thanks to your generous donation, Mr. Armstrong, we now have one tester to knock on your trailer door, and one to cover the back exit.
This ain’t what I had in mind
This ain’t what I had in mind when you said I could do the Tour Down Under!
I think this must be the
I think this must be the master bedroom?
“So if we use him as an
“So if we use him as an exhaust pipe and link it up via his mouth, where do the emissions come out?”
That’s the yike stashed, the
That’s the yike stashed, the van nicholas is at the
back all the pedals are in one corner so plenty of
room for a selection of fixies ….. customs will
never know …..
Tony, I told you it’s a
Tony, I told you it’s a caravan, it doesn’t have an engine!
BananaDrama wrote:Tony, I
I knew there was a reason I couldn’t get it started
” are my trainers that ugly ?
” are my trainers that ugly ? “