When cyclists talk about dealing with wind they're normally talking about it blowing in their faces on long, gritty rides that are best shot in black and white with pained expressions.
But Danish fuel company OK have dreamt up this yarn of a local cycling club experimenting with other forms of wind as a performance advantage. You know where this is going. Since the best rated comment on YouTube states that "The translation sucked big, juicy monkey balls" we're guessing that some of the nuances of the humour may have been lost in translation, but we like to snigger at farting so there's plenty to like here however awry the English words might be. Anyway. Take it away, made-up Danish coach guy…
Thanks to Andy Lulham for the spot.

10 thoughts on “Video shows shocking lengths one Danish team boss will go to to make riders go faster… probably”
Very funny – shame it ends
Very funny – shame it ends with a shill for petrol, but hey – you can’t have everything
farting – funny in any
farting – funny in any culture!
dbb wrote:farting – funny in
+1
Reminded me of m cycle buddy,
Reminded me of m cycle buddy, only with him it’s pears…
Well most of their
Well most of their commercials are about supporting local sport clubs and in the same genre. That being said i have no idea how much/little they actually support with.
And i forgot
“Rolf is clean”
And i forgot
“Rolf is clean”
Marginal gains? No doubt Sky
Marginal gains? No doubt Sky are experimenting with different varieties of cabbage 😕 Being at the back of the peloton may have just got a lot worse :O or should that be X( or :”(
Funny as…can we have this
Funny as…can we have this on ITV?
Should blow the opposition
Should blow the opposition away :&
Rumours are circulating that
Rumours are circulating that Pat McQuid is moving quickly to ban the use of cigarette lighters fixed to rear of saddles to prevent ” those cheating b*st*ard’s who are illegally exploiting the methane after-burn advantage” and putting in jeopardy the safety of the peloton un the process.
Pat went on to say ” The UCI remains vigilant to all forms of cheating”