We like our pizza hot here at road.cc - so next time we order a delivery, we are hoping we get this bloke, filmed at a race keeping up with the pros.
Apologies if you've seen this footage before - we think the race in question is last month's Brabantse Pijl, won by Lotto-Soudal's Tim Wellens - but it's the first time we've spotted it and like decent pizza, it's too good not to share.
We've seen similar things before.
Remember back in the Rabobank days, Michael Cauberg looking as though he was having a much harder time than the local postie on the signature climb of the Amstel Gold race, the Cauberg?
And while we can't vouch for his riding abilities, who can forget the Deliveroo rider snapped in Reading in full Sky kit with matching Pinarello Dogma ... and wearing trainers?
Born in Scotland, Simon moved to London aged seven and now lives in the Oxfordshire Cotswolds with his miniature schnauzer, Elodie. He fell in love with cycling one Saturday morning in 1994 while living in Italy when Milan-San Remo went past his front door. A daily cycle commuter in London back before riding to work started to boom, he's been news editor at road.cc since 2009. Handily for work, he speaks French and Italian. He doesn't get to ride his Colnago as often as he'd like, and freely admits he's much more adept at cooking than fettling with bikes.