Just a faint suspicion that it may in fact be an impostor, but it’s been pointed out to us that Donald Trump has recently claimed the Box Hill KoM on Strava. Then again, he’s no stranger to unlikely-seeming triumphs so perhaps we shouldn’t question his cycling prowess.
You’d think he’d struggle to grip the bars with his tiny, tiny hands – and we shudder to imagine his helmet hair.
Anyone notice that Donald Trump now has the fastest time up Box Hill on @Strava ?@roadcc @CyclingHubTV @VeloVoices @rouleurmagazine pic.twitter.com/UVe85w1gVX
— Chris Townsend (@Marmeladrome) November 16, 2016
“Trump” secured the fastest time during a 23.7km ride which was entitled “Make Strava Great Again.”
It is the only ride he has ever recorded.
Nor is he the only prominent politician to have made an appearance on Strava recently. Dominic Cox pointed us in the direction of the following series of segments.


9 thoughts on ““Donald Trump” claims Box Hill KoM on Strava”
Headline should read:
Headline should read: “Someone with fake name entered unrealistic segment time which has since been removed.”
It’s been flagged and removed. Most likely done on an e-bike given the low watts.
Oh it got pulled? Interesting
Oh it got pulled? Interesting. I thought it was some amateur racer having a laugh. The stats look realistic to me. VAM, Power, HR all look properly like a really fit and light climber.
unconstituted wrote:
I reckon you’d be looking at around 7.5w/kg for that kinda time so at <50kg that is one seriously light climber ..
olic wrote:
Is there a calculator to have a go at working it out. One of those online tool things?
and bested Tevjan Pettinger !
and bested Tevjan Pettinger !!!!!! really !!!!!!
Recording rides on a non
Recording rides on a non-government server? Seems more like the sort of thing Crooked Hillary would do.
sponican wrote:
She’s playing Pokémon GO!
That’s it, impeach him!
That’s it, impeach him!
I had no assistance, you can
I had no assistance, you can be sure my thighs are the strongest. Such nasty cyclists. #Sad