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Boris Johnson on his bike again as he chases after litter louts

London mayor gives three youths a flea in the ear for lobbing rubbish at him

Mayor of London Boris Johnson, who hit the headlines last year after a chasing after a group of would-be muggers on his bike, is once again out on two wheels crusading against anti-social behaviour, with litter louts this time in the firing line.

On his blog, Johnson recounts how while cycling home through the West End “at about the speed of an elderly French onion seller,” he felt something hit him on the side of his helmet, followed by “a shout of laughter to my right, and a cry of “You ——!”, and a car sped off up Shaftesbury Avenue.”

While his political colours may be firmly Tory blue, on this occasion, Johnson admits he “saw red” and put the hammer down in pursuit of the car, which he described as “some kind of Astra.”

As anyone who cycles regularly in Central London knows, when it comes to a race between a bike and a car, there’s only going to be one winner, and Johnson soon caught up with the miscreants at the next set of traffic lights where he “pounded on the window” – presumably the mayor is a cable rather than D-lock kind of guy – shouting “Open up!”

Johnson takes up the story: “There were three kids inside, and I could see the culprit goggling up at me with appalled recognition. They lurched off again in the hope of escape, but of course I had them at the next lights.”

Again he yelled at them to stop, telling the youths, “I am the mayor!” which elicited the response from the driver, “I know you is the mayor, and it was a accident.”

Johnson finally managed to get the car to stop in a street close to the British Museum, where he asked the trio why they had thrown something at his head.

“Please, Mr Boris sir, this wasn’t meant to happen,” said one.

“We know you is the mayor, man,” said another.

“We gotta lot of respect for the things you are doing,” added a third.

Eventually Johnson decided to let the three go on their way with the admonition, “look, just don’t throw things – er – at people’s heads, OK,” but his blood boiled again when he was told “it was only a piece of litter,” which he says costs London’s councils £100 million a year to clear up.

The three promised not to be quite so carefree with their litter again, and were soon on their way – but not before rather cheekily asking Johnson for a photo.

We’re not sure where the cycling crusader’s campaign will take him next, but rest assures, when Superboris rides again, we’ll bring you news of it here on

Simon joined as news editor in 2009 and is now the site’s community editor, acting as a link between the team producing the content and our readers. A law and languages graduate, published translator and former retail analyst, he has reported on issues as diverse as cycling-related court cases, anti-doping investigations, the latest developments in the bike industry and the sport’s biggest races. Now back in London full-time after 15 years living in Oxford and Cambridge, he loves cycling along the Thames but misses having his former riding buddy, Elodie the miniature schnauzer, in the basket in front of him.

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Zaskar | 14 years ago

Hats off o Boris-at least he does care about the state of the country-just hope his term as Mayor does well as the Last Mayor.

Shame about the rest of the tories.

wild man | 14 years ago

Most Mayoral candidates promise to cut crime, but not many do it single handedly as a crusading vigilante. After chasing muggers with their own iron bar recently, surely Boris is the new batman.

i_want_one_of_those | 14 years ago

You've got to love Boris!!! He's such a character!

OldRidgeback | 14 years ago

He should've called the cops. They lads say they won't do it again but I'm not convinced. I'm not a great fan of Boris but at least he does highlight a lot of issues cyclists face.

skippy | 14 years ago

About time he wore a helmet to set an example, lucky for him he was in inner London as could have found out how the rest of us cyclists fare with the riff raff that "hoon" around the streets!
Motorists generally think the ashtray is for coins and that because there are street cleaners they should generate work yet they "bitch" about the "road tax disk"they pay,

LondonCalling | 14 years ago

Didn't vote for him (I'd rather cut my hands off than vote for any Tory), but well done! B)

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