This is the Ride Bunny.
Say hello to the Ride Bunny.
The Ride Bunny sits patiently by the front door, waiting.
Every time I go for a ride I feed the Ride Bunny some money. Hungry Ride Bunny.
On the way out the door I nourish him with some loose change, £1, £1.50, maybe a £2 coin if the Ride Bunny’s been good. A small snack of money that goes mostly unnoticed but over the months builds to quite a full tummy for the Ride Bunny.
And when at some unspecified time in the future he gets a little bit too fat the bunny bowels are evacuated and the cash droppings are scooped together to buy something special as a reward for rides done, and use for those yet to be.
Good Ride Bunny.

3 thoughts on “Feeding The Ride Bunny”
Cool little article, I like
Cool little article, I like the way this is written! 😀
Those eyes tell me Ride Bunny
Those eyes tell me Ride Bunny looks a wee bit constipated :& .
Been feeding it dodgy Euros? :))
Oh! That’s it’s face?
Oh! That’s it’s face?