Next up: a natty leather trouser clip from Brooks, one of those ones that snaps round your leg – or, more amusingly, round anything that you throw it at in its open state. Make your commute just that bit classier and your office just a bit more dangerous…

Usual rules: just post and you’re in the draw. Only registered users’ posts will be entered, and we’ll draw it next Friday. The judge’s etc and so on.