Here’s a little cameo from the road.cc road trip to Eurobike. but what’s going on? Caption suggestions below! the best one will win some Euro schwag, we’ll have a dig through our big bags of leaflets and wurst wrappers – there’s bound to be something nice in there…
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Eurobike caption compo! Win Schwag!

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The picture from street view clearly shows give way lines from the roads to the green painted cycle/pedestrian lane.
If I recall there is a cave or two along the route - perhaps they were sheltering from the heat in one of those having taken it for a Golf bunker?
“So if there’s a cyclist travelling down the cycle path at the moment, from this position I can’t see them because my blind spots are too big on the left hand side of the vehicle”, claims Hill. Well, there's your problem, right there...🙄
First impression from the headline that he's likely a twit. Then the detail he was expelled from Reform makes you suspect that failing even their low bar requirements he really is. Then he clearly explains his vehicle is unsafe for the highway because he can't see to give way when turning. Any collision he now has should have that video run out explaining he drove a vehicle he knew to be unsafe. Advice for motorists; instead of thinking that pedestrians and cyclists are low risk 100kg objects, imagine them as a 300 Tonne trains that will crush you and your vehicle if you cross into their paths. You'd give way to the train, so you equally can to the others.
I've had a brief look on Facebook, and Ed Hill (who now appears to be affiliated with Advance UK) seems to have taken some useful road safety improvements under his remit, including an initiative to help local pedestrians on unpaved roads, where the wider council won't help due to planning failures. Regarding the cycle path, I think this is linked to a wider misunderstanding about giving way at junctions and I'm afraid I cannot agree with Mr Hill's conclusion. Regardless of the suitability of the cycle path, vehicles should give way at the junction to both pedestrians crossing and cyclists. It seems to be a poorly understood rule among motorists where some believe they have priority at junctions like this, where they certainly do not. I once had a similar issue myself, while leisurely walking to Waitrose to buy some lunchtime fripperies. A driver beeped their horn as I crossed the junction, despite me having priority, and was shocked and apologetic when I explained I had priority. A polite conversation later, the driver departed, educated and updated on the rules of the road.
"A cycle lane that traverses the entrance to a side road in Exeter should be changed so that “cyclists give way to vehicles”, according to an independent county councillor" Newsflash: Bicycles are vehicles. Now what?
Bland and overcooked spaghetti
@mdavidford That would seem likely.
@StuInNorway Presumably they pulled out from the parking on the other side without paying any attention to the oncoming traffic / police car.
@StuInNorway photos taken a week apart. Ragebait. ;-)
31 thoughts on “Eurobike caption compo! Win Schwag!”
Does my Hymer look big in
Does my Hymer look big in this?
fits me fine but wheres the
fits me fine but wheres the wife going to sleep?
Yes, made it! With another
Yes, made it! With another tug I’ll have the entire family out of here! And nobody will ever know a thing…
I reckon with another shove
I reckon with another shove I’ll have the entire family in there… Easy money.
Nope. Sorry. You ain’t gonna
Nope. Sorry. You ain’t gonna fit Lances ego in here.
Inevitably when they met, the
Inevitably when they met, the talk eventually came back to their shared prison term.
Can you fix it?
Can you fix it?
Our intel reveals
Our intel reveals Brailsford’s desperation to fill his rosta extends to kidnapping riders straight from the Vuelta. 👿
“Tony, mate seriously…you
“Tony, mate seriously…you said it had a [i]chemical[/i] toilet!”
“Right, now we’re safely over
“Right, now we’re safely over the border, let’s get out those pork pies Jan Ullrich asked us to bring over for him…”
There’s a tiny door in my
There’s a tiny door in my caravan, Tony. It’s a portal and it takes you inside Lance Armstrong. You see the world through Lance Armstrong’s eyes… and then after about 15 minutes, you’re spit out… into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike
I don’t care what they said
I don’t care what they said in the shop there’s no way that helmet fits
This may be a camper van but
This may be a camper van but your not getting me in there with you
It sleeps two? Two what?
It sleeps two? Two what?
Attempting to talk the +Watt
Attempting to talk the +Watt logo designer out of his hiding place
Oh Bugger!
Oh Bugger!
…..are you sure you saw a
…..are you sure you saw a Lion and a Witch?
Now we’re back home we can
Now we’re back home we can get the Van Nicholas Astraeus out for a test ride!
“I thought it said Hymen”
“I thought it said Hymen”
Wallet or keys, wallet or
Wallet or keys, wallet or keys….. If i leg it i’ll be able to catch last orders!
hmm, they said the 12 speed
hmm, they said the 12 speed prototypes were in here, all I can find is the embargo’d Team Sky entry list!
“I thought it said
“I thought it said Hymen”
Yeah, I did a doubletake as well.
Cant find the lugage but one
Cant find the lugage but one of the migrants in there says it might be in Ostend 👿
Thanks to your generous
Thanks to your generous donation, Mr. Armstrong, we now have one tester to knock on your trailer door, and one to cover the back exit.
This ain’t what I had in mind
This ain’t what I had in mind when you said I could do the Tour Down Under!
I think this must be the
I think this must be the master bedroom?
“So if we use him as an
“So if we use him as an exhaust pipe and link it up via his mouth, where do the emissions come out?”
That’s the yike stashed, the
That’s the yike stashed, the van nicholas is at the
back all the pedals are in one corner so plenty of
room for a selection of fixies ….. customs will
never know …..
Tony, I told you it’s a
Tony, I told you it’s a caravan, it doesn’t have an engine!
BananaDrama wrote:Tony, I
I knew there was a reason I couldn’t get it started
” are my trainers that ugly ?
” are my trainers that ugly ? “