It's a bit odd, and deep down we're not really sure it's even about bikes. But we thought you might like it. Hat tip to Adam Buxton for pointing us to it. It's possibly NSFW if your boss doesn't like you watching men in pants lick bikes. Anyway, enjoy.
Dave is a founding father of road.cc, having previously worked on Cycling Plus and What Mountain Bike magazines back in the day. He also writes about e-bikes for our sister publication ebiketips. He's won three mountain bike bog snorkelling World Championships, and races at the back of the third cats.