Can you laugh at yourself? Good, because you're probably in here somewhere, even if it's as a roadie cameo. Every once in a while we see a video that makes both cyclists and non-cyclists spit their coffee over the keyboard and have a good old belly laugh. Chapeau to Sons of Science for a beautifully observed paean to the city cyclist. The lyrics are on the YouTube page for the vid. for the sake of your NSFW filter, we won't print them here.
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A lovely song about bikes. NSFW.

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@lawrence18uk Occasionally I see tradies travelling with some tools on the train, compact tool bags, rucksacks and wheelie luggage, often carrying long spirit levels separately, but on a couple of occasions collapsible ladders.
Finally some proper Gravel for the UCI World Championships! …no dates in the article. Racing starts today 10/11 Oct. Watch it free on SBS. … Go well Matt…
@Aluminium can - as an alternative to vans, yes cargo bikes (plenty in Cambridge), and I've been wondering whether supplies could be delivered from retailers - using delivery robots. and it's possible I suppose that ladders could fall in the same category - you could, instead of just hiring a bicycle, hire a ladder and it would arrive of its own accord.
... and we still had apostrophe rationing.
@Rendel Harris There was a bit in the bicycle hating Guardian, a nice little read, part of his justification was to acclimatise to the heat and humidity, which if he was in a better car might have been worth it. Good luck to him, chapeau.
@SecretSam That's not really fair, in fact not fair at all. It wasn't his fault that the last two mountain stages were shortened and on the first one he had dropped everyone and was a minute clear as he summitted the Iseran when the stage was neutralised, and on the second he stayed with or dropped all the other GC contenders. You seem to have forgotten his Giro win as well as Paris Nice and the Tour de Suisse. Only the fourth rider to have won the Tour and Giro before the age of twenty-five. Yes he probably couldn't have stayed with Pogacar even if he hadn't had the awful crash, and probably nor could any other rider in history except perhaps Merckx.
@lesterama Bernal has had two whammys. His crash, which he has probably never fully recovered from and Ineos taking a nosedive. They have no focus and no identity.
@Zermattjohn Read the comment I posted about my experience
I bought some Challenge Strada tyres. After a while the sidewalls began to detach from the tyre and the tread became rippled making them unsafe to use. The shop I bought them from asked me to drop them in and he would show the Challenge rep as he was due in the following week. The rep bizarrely firstly claimed that the tyres had failed because they may have been punctured (they hadn’t), then immediately claimed that they had failed because the rear tyre was more worn than the front! I emailed pictures to Challenge and was told they had failed because they had been fitted incorrectly. The black strip they had introduced to stop the issue I had was supposed to be above the rim. Which it clearly was shown to be correct on the pictures I sent to them which proved that the tyres were correctly fitted. This seems to be the norm now in the cycle industry, if there is an issue with a product, the company automatically blames the end user rather than look to address the issue, thereby pissing the customer off. A pissed off customer rarely returns.
@kingleo And there are hundreds, if not thousands of people holding up a shattered helmet saying it saved their life, the doctor/policeman told me.
12 thoughts on “A lovely song about bikes. NSFW.”
A wasted opportunity. It
A wasted opportunity. It would be a much better song without the swearing. Shame. 🙁
Swearing is cool. And the
Swearing is cool. And the horn solo is genius.
Swearing is most effective
Swearing is most effective when not overdone – here, just a wee bitty too much
Very funny all the same – guess I’m a cross between the lycra racer & the angry commuter
Yeah, swearing once or twice
Yeah, swearing once or twice for effect would have been OK.
But in the words of John Lydon “Ooo – a rude word!!” it soon loses its shock value and becomes pathos.
Who gives a m*therf*ckin’
Who gives a m*therf*ckin’ sh!t?
It was all worth it just for 0:58
Funny as f*ck..
Funny as f*ck..
Well, it’s a rap, so
Well, it’s a rap, so profanity is what you would expect.
I particularly like the guy who “every day [does] the Tour de F*ck-you”
I love the guy who has a
I love the guy who has a cuppa on his bike.
Excellent! Reminds me of
Excellent! Reminds me of Performance by MC Spandex:
Total fried gold.
The only
Total fried gold.
The only character who’s missing is the hi-viz-black-leggings-rush-hour-road-warrior, but maybe he’s a UK creation?
I liked the fixie verse…
I liked the fixie verse… the rest was a bit clique :B
Excellent.
Excellent.