False equivalence meme needed

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    David9694

    Looking for a Top Trumps* style meme – I can picture a bike and and an SUV side by side, with say weight, emissions, width and fuel consumption figures shown. any offers? 

    I want to say to mrs Facebook false equivalence “yes, I’ll definitely be looking out for those vulnerable people in cars when I’m cycling”. 

    Heads Up!

    *If you’re under 40, this is how you spent wet lunch-breaks at school, playing Top Trumps.  I’ve forgotten how you play – I think it’s you had a deck of cards of say railway engines dealt out among the players and when it was your turn you called out the “best” statistic your next card has – whoever has the strongest card in that regard wins, and collects the cards. I think. 

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    chrisonabike

    Hmm no, still too roomy, best
    Hmm no, still too roomy, best keep it small so as to avoid them moving in permanently.

    https://road.cc/wp-content/uploads/roadcc/Screenshot_20230214_230004_Samsung Internet.jpg

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    David9694

    ??

    ??

    https://cdn.road.cc/wp-content/uploads/roadcc/232A3DAD-2B07-440A-A9B9-E70C109B9820.jpeg

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    chrisonabike

    That one is certainly leafy..

    That one is certainly leafy… I was thinking more this – although this troll appears to be attacking motor vehicles rather than defending them.

    https://cdn.road.cc/wp-content/uploads/roadcc/FremontTroll.jpg

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    David9694

    https://cdn.road.cc/wp-content/uploads/roadcc/98E47854-C4E1-4E12-B02F-D54E637620AD.jpeg

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    giff77

    Seasons nearly finished as

    Seasons nearly finished as the days are getting longer. 

    #1008319
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    chrisonabike

    ?
    ?
    We’re gonna need a bigger bridge…

    #1008317
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    PRSboy

    I’m reminded of the old Mark

    I’m reminded of the old Mark Twain saying “don’t argue with an idiot… they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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    David9694

    Troll hunting. 

    Troll hunting. 

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    Anonymous

    To read the great features
    To read the great features and impartial reviews of course. Why are you here?

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    Awavey

    you could play https://www

    you could play https://www.procyclingtrumps.shop/ with them, though I know thats not quite what you mean

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    Mungecrundle

    SR71 Blackbird always wins!
    SR71 Blackbird – My all time favourite.

    https://cdn.road.cc/wp-content/uploads/roadcc/s-l400-1.jpg

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    David9694

    Why are you here? 

    Why are you here? 

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    chrisonabike

    Don’t forget
    Don’t forget
    Road deaths caused / y: 1000 : 1
    … or appropriate. Obviously I can hear people screaming about rates and different use- cases. And you should probably run that for a range of countries. But it’s Top Trumps!

    Oh – and:
    Net cost to every inhabitant including externalities!

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    Anonymous

    Sounds hilarious. Hope you
    Sounds hilarious. Hope you get what you’re looking for.

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