ITV cycling commentator Ned Boulting, returns to the stage with his all-new production 'Tour de Ned'.
Built on the edifice of the Tour de France, Boulting will relive the gut-wrenching moments and best memories from the wonky perspective of a man who is paid to shout out riders' names as they climb, crash, stop for a poo and attack each other.
Prepare for an autumn evening of summer heat as the Tour de France is re-animated, drug busts and all, on a stage near you. For information and tickets visit: www.nedboulting.com
Ah right, I thought you meant you wanted day by day what's on at the Olympics today notifications!
How are the cyclists going to hear it? They might hear a word or two as they ride past at 70mph, but unless there are speakers every couple of...
Best wishes to them both. Despite an early setback I hope they have a great time and enjoy their trip.
That's some really really long fingernails you've got there!
It's not too bad. Most just make enough to get by and make people have to accept waiting or a different color. They know people are going to be...
Indepent drivel: I like it.
Cycling for mind: Some seriously shit steering there.
I like this sales attitude! Old style UK deprecation. "There are better brands - but try our pedals. Some people like them."...
The world's biggest violin, meanwhile I'm playing the world's smallest
You would like to think that 7 might make it a bit harder to ignore but I'm sure there will be a good excuse