We've just had a few test samples in from Urban Hunter, which came with this sticker. You can't buy it on their website (or at least I can't find it) but it tickled me and I thought I'd share.

Dave is a founding father of road.cc and responsible for kicking the server when it breaks. In a previous life he was a graphic designer but he's also a three-time Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling world champion, and remains unbeaten through the bog. Dave rides all sorts of bikes but tends to prefer metal ones. He's getting old is why.