Now, I appreciate the gesture, but if you’re going to follow me any longer finding it impossible to overtake on this wide country road in your you-don’t-know-how-wide-it-is-do-you MPV (here’s a tip – 2nd gear) can you at least hire a Spanish directeur sportif to lean out the window and scream “Venga! Venga!! Venga!!!” at me.

Thanks.